Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Windows XP SP3 is the sex

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Windows XP SP3 is the sex

    I've installed it on my work computer and now on my home computer. I've actually rolled it out on all the lab computers. No problems yet, just a nice speed boost.

    Treat the cause, not the symptom.™JW.ORG
    2 Peter 3:3) For YOU know this first, that in the last days there will come ridiculers with their ridicule, proceeding according to their own desires 4) and saying: “Where is this promised presence of his? Why, from the day our forefathers fell asleep [in death], all things are continuing exactly as from creation’s beginning.” 5) For, according to their wish, this fact escapes their notice [...]

    8) However, let this one fact not be escaping YOUR notice, beloved ones, that one day is with Jehovah as a thousand years and a thousand years as one day. 9) Jehovah is not slow respecting his promise, as some people consider slowness, but he is patient with YOU because he does not desire any to be destroyed but desires all to attain to repentance.
    Like 12Bass says, critical thinking and the scientific method are probably the best tools we have to avoid it. (bias)

    However, this method relies on repeatable, falsifiable hypotheses and theories. Only an extremely small spectrum of time and space can be rendered into these, or at least a good approximation of such.

    -RFtinkerer

    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.” ― Daniel J. Boorstin

    #2
    Originally posted by DorXtar View Post
    I've installed it on my work computer and now on my home computer. I've actually rolled it out on all the lab computers. No problems yet, just a nice speed boost.

    I did a naughty SP day...

    SP3 onto the XP on my tower, and SP1 onto my Vista x86 lappy.

    They both are a hell of a lot snappier now, I likes it.

    /me boots out of XP Pro and back into Vista Ult. x64

    "Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only that the cat died nobly." - Arnold Edinborough

    Heatware

    Comment


      #3
      I definitely didn't get any the night I tried installing SP3 at home on the computer my wife an I share. Maybe next time.

      On a more serious note, Installing SP3 on one computer at work revealed a hard disk problem (not caused it), and I am trying it out to see if it will work in the images for our notebooks.

      Comment


        #4
        I am concerned that you equate a good SP update with sex, this is very distrubing. I suggest leaving the basement and finding a live woman, trust me it is much better than any update.
        Edward Crisler
        SAPPHIRE NA PR Representative

        #SapphireNation

        Comment


          #5
          Originally posted by Crisler View Post
          I am concerned that you equate a good SP update with sex, this is very distrubing.
          I personally equate it with no sex.

          Comment


            #6
            I can't have sex because I'm on XP x64
            gone

            Comment


              #7
              Originally posted by JonZ View Post
              I can't have sex because I'm on XP x64
              Same here

              Comment


                #8
                Vista SP1 is better than XP SP3.
                Member of the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race.
                Reasons why it’s worth to be a PC gamer in 2012.




                - The hardest thing about getting a Mac is telling your parents that you're gay.

                - If I had the choice between being gay and owning a Mac, I would rather be gay, because if I owned a Mac I would be both gay and own a horrible computer.

                - Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using Mac OSX is like.

                Comment


                  #9
                  XP x64 is based off Server 2003 (correct?) so the service pack isn't compliant...and as far as I know, MS aren't releasing SP3 for XP x64 (yet).

                  Vista SP1 definitely helps alot. I can attest to the performance and stability gain that's there.

                  Although, didn't MS retract/halt the final release of SP3 due to problems?

                  r2rX
                  ready2rumbelX

                  -Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 @ 3.6Ghz
                  -Gigabyte EP45-UD3R motherboard
                  -2x2GB DDR2 G.Skill PC-6400 (@ 850Mhz) RAM (4-4-4-11)
                  -Western Digital 500GB + Seagate 1.5TB SATA II HDD
                  -MSI GTX 480 1536 MB GDDR 5 (850/1700/8000)
                  -Windows 7 Ultimate (x64) + Ubuntu 10.10 (x64)
                  -Realtek HD (ALC899A) w/ Creative PC Works 5.1
                  -2 x L.G DVD/CD-RW Combo - GSA-H62N

                  Comment


                    #10
                    Just updated and find it to be much slower. Yea, I'm due for a re format, but still notice longer windows boot time and initial opening of programs, such as firefox are much slower.

                    Plus I gotta figure out how to re-patch my uxtheme.dll so my Visual Styles work again, for some reason can't get it to patch.

                    Comment


                      #11
                      There are theme patches for it now, check MSFN or Neowin forums.

                      XP x64 and Server 2003 x64 share the same kernel, and so share the same service pack.

                      AFAIK Server 2003 SP1 and Windows 2005 MCE share the same kernel as well.

                      Comment


                        #12
                        Originally posted by caveman-jim View Post
                        There are theme patches for it now, check MSFN or Neowin forums.

                        XP x64 and Server 2003 x64 share the same kernel, and so share the same service pack.

                        AFAIK Server 2003 SP1 and Windows 2005 MCE share the same kernel as well.
                        Ya thanks, I got it. Just needed a replacer for the system file.

                        Some things do seem quicker after they are chached, but the boot ups are still slow.

                        Comment


                          #13
                          Originally posted by caveman-jim View Post
                          AFAIK Server 2003 SP1 and Windows 2005 MCE share the same kernel as well.
                          Really? I thought XP SP3 can be applied to XP MCE?

                          Anyway, I don't know what some of you are smoking, but XP SP3 performs essentially the same as SP2. But if you THINK it's faster, that's just as good right?

                          Comment


                            #14
                            IIRC, SP3 just adds some new features (some which come with Vista already, correct?)....it doesn't necessarily tweak or speed things up.

                            And SP3 applies to MCE as well...so I don't think MCE is based of the Server 2003 kernel. MCE is pretty much the standard XP SP2 (x86) with the Media Center application included.

                            r2rX
                            ready2rumbelX

                            -Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 @ 3.6Ghz
                            -Gigabyte EP45-UD3R motherboard
                            -2x2GB DDR2 G.Skill PC-6400 (@ 850Mhz) RAM (4-4-4-11)
                            -Western Digital 500GB + Seagate 1.5TB SATA II HDD
                            -MSI GTX 480 1536 MB GDDR 5 (850/1700/8000)
                            -Windows 7 Ultimate (x64) + Ubuntu 10.10 (x64)
                            -Realtek HD (ALC899A) w/ Creative PC Works 5.1
                            -2 x L.G DVD/CD-RW Combo - GSA-H62N

                            Comment


                              #15
                              MCE is based on XP Pro with domain support disabled (though it can be added again) and MC installed. Might be a couple of other Pro features disabled as well, but I know its based on XP Pro as I've added domain support at once time. At least this is with MCE 2005
                              Ebay Feedback: Here
                              Heatware: Here

                              Comment


                                #16
                                Sorry to drag an OS thread down into the topic of "games", but would SP3 affect the performance of which games run at?

                                The reason I ask is because when I went from XP SP1 to SP2 I had one game in particular which had its performance crippled.
                                Why doesn't batman dance anymore?

                                Comment


                                  #17

                                  Comment


                                    #18
                                    SP3 just borked my MCE 2005. I get the dreaded "Component Registration Failure" when trying to start TV or any other feature of MC...

                                    Sigh.

                                    Comment


                                      #19
                                      Benchmarks show that sp3 gives a nice performance boost. I dunno what any of yous guys has been seeing in terms of sp3 previews/reviews.
                                      Treat the cause, not the symptom.™JW.ORG
                                      2 Peter 3:3) For YOU know this first, that in the last days there will come ridiculers with their ridicule, proceeding according to their own desires 4) and saying: “Where is this promised presence of his? Why, from the day our forefathers fell asleep [in death], all things are continuing exactly as from creation’s beginning.” 5) For, according to their wish, this fact escapes their notice [...]

                                      8) However, let this one fact not be escaping YOUR notice, beloved ones, that one day is with Jehovah as a thousand years and a thousand years as one day. 9) Jehovah is not slow respecting his promise, as some people consider slowness, but he is patient with YOU because he does not desire any to be destroyed but desires all to attain to repentance.
                                      Like 12Bass says, critical thinking and the scientific method are probably the best tools we have to avoid it. (bias)

                                      However, this method relies on repeatable, falsifiable hypotheses and theories. Only an extremely small spectrum of time and space can be rendered into these, or at least a good approximation of such.

                                      -RFtinkerer

                                      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.” ― Daniel J. Boorstin

                                      Comment


                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by DorXtar View Post
                                        Benchmarks show that sp3 gives a nice performance boost. I dunno what any of yous guys has been seeing in terms of sp3 previews/reviews.
                                        What benches.

                                        Comment


                                          #21
                                          Yes, benchies would be nice.
                                          Why doesn't batman dance anymore?

                                          Comment


                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by genci88 View Post
                                            Vista SP1 is better than XP SP3.
                                            ATi, the way it's meant to be played

                                            They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Franklin

                                            When the government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. Thomas Jefferson

                                            Comment


                                              #23
                                              the only benchmarks i've seen of sp3 were performed well before RTM (nov 07/dec 07/jan 08).

                                              we've deployed sp3 on 20 or so machines in my department. consensus is that they either feel the same or slightly slower. meh.
                                              it is the largest octopus ever recorded.

                                              Comment


                                                #24
                                                I've yet to see any real-world tangible performance increases.
                                                My Dealings

                                                Comment


                                                  #25
                                                  So, I got SP3 working on my MCE 2005 install. Didn't have to format. I did have to remove SP3, then remove all the installs of .Net, WMP 11, Hotfixes and Rollups for MCE 2005 specifically. Then, reinstall SP3, then .Net versions 1.1, 2.0 and all related Service Packs for that and then the Rollup Updates for MCE 2005. Quite the PITA and should not have been necessary. But, that was the only way it would work.

                                                  Slipstreaming SP3 into Windows XP Media Center Edition 2005 is not supported.

                                                  Service Pack 3 does contain updates to the operating system components of Windows XP Media Center Edition (MCE) and Windows XP Tablet PC Edition, and security updates for .NET Framework version 1.0, which is included in these Windows XP SKUs. It does not include update rollups for the Windows Media Center application in Windows XP MCE 2005. SP3 also omits security updates for Windows Media Player 10, although the player is included in Windows XP MCE 2005.

                                                  Seems like they dropped the ball for MCE 2005 and maybe they ought to be more up front about what OS's SP3 actually works on.

                                                  Comment


                                                    #26
                                                    I contend that people experiencing sp3 install problems have buggy xp installs to begin with.

                                                    The only problem I've encountered so far is an increase of EvE crashing on me.
                                                    Treat the cause, not the symptom.™JW.ORG
                                                    2 Peter 3:3) For YOU know this first, that in the last days there will come ridiculers with their ridicule, proceeding according to their own desires 4) and saying: “Where is this promised presence of his? Why, from the day our forefathers fell asleep [in death], all things are continuing exactly as from creation’s beginning.” 5) For, according to their wish, this fact escapes their notice [...]

                                                    8) However, let this one fact not be escaping YOUR notice, beloved ones, that one day is with Jehovah as a thousand years and a thousand years as one day. 9) Jehovah is not slow respecting his promise, as some people consider slowness, but he is patient with YOU because he does not desire any to be destroyed but desires all to attain to repentance.
                                                    Like 12Bass says, critical thinking and the scientific method are probably the best tools we have to avoid it. (bias)

                                                    However, this method relies on repeatable, falsifiable hypotheses and theories. Only an extremely small spectrum of time and space can be rendered into these, or at least a good approximation of such.

                                                    -RFtinkerer

                                                    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.” ― Daniel J. Boorstin

                                                    Comment


                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Dr. Zhivago View Post
                                                      So, I got SP3 working on my MCE 2005 install. Didn't have to format. I did have to remove SP3, then remove all the installs of .Net, WMP 11, Hotfixes and Rollups for MCE 2005 specifically. Then, reinstall SP3, then .Net versions 1.1, 2.0 and all related Service Packs for that and then the Rollup Updates for MCE 2005. Quite the PITA and should not have been necessary. But, that was the only way it would work.

                                                      Slipstreaming SP3 into Windows XP Media Center Edition 2005 is not supported.

                                                      Service Pack 3 does contain updates to the operating system components of Windows XP Media Center Edition (MCE) and Windows XP Tablet PC Edition, and security updates for .NET Framework version 1.0, which is included in these Windows XP SKUs. It does not include update rollups for the Windows Media Center application in Windows XP MCE 2005. SP3 also omits security updates for Windows Media Player 10, although the player is included in Windows XP MCE 2005.

                                                      Seems like they dropped the ball for MCE 2005 and maybe they ought to be more up front about what OS's SP3 actually works on.
                                                      Interesting, I didn't have to do that. So much for trying to slipstream though according to what you posted.
                                                      Ebay Feedback: Here
                                                      Heatware: Here

                                                      Comment


                                                        #28
                                                        There's a whole bunch of posts on the net about SP3 not playing nice with MCE 2005. I believe earlier versions of MCE are unaffected.

                                                        Comment


                                                          #29
                                                          Well I have 2005 and everything appears to be working a-ok. MC is a little slow and jittery, but working.
                                                          Ebay Feedback: Here
                                                          Heatware: Here

                                                          Comment


                                                            #30
                                                            Was it slow and jittery before SP3? Does the ZOOM feature work correctly? Is the Program Guide downloading updates? Does your Internet Time update correctly?

                                                            Comment


                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Dr. Zhivago View Post
                                                              Was it slow and jittery before SP3? Does the ZOOM feature work correctly? Is the Program Guide downloading updates? Does your Internet Time update correctly?
                                                              I don't use it all that much and I don't use it for TV, so that could be why I haven't noticed anything. Nevermind, its not jittery anymore. Much smoother this last time I accessed it.
                                                              Last edited by confusedsoul; May 14, 2008, 03:18 PM.
                                                              Ebay Feedback: Here
                                                              Heatware: Here

                                                              Comment


                                                                #32
                                                                Oh. Some help you are.

                                                                Comment


                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Dr. Zhivago View Post
                                                                  Oh. Some help you are.

                                                                  Weeeeeeeeeelll yes
                                                                  Ebay Feedback: Here
                                                                  Heatware: Here

                                                                  Comment


                                                                    #34
                                                                    SP3 doesn't work with AVG anti-virus.
                                                                    Now Playing:
                                                                    Joe Dever's: Lone Wolf (NS)
                                                                    Final Fantasy World (PS4P)

                                                                    Comment


                                                                      #35
                                                                      Ive experienced no slow downs. Bootup time is a bit longer, but that is merely a slight annoyance. Otherwise, just about everything Ive done since its been installed has been a bit peppier and quicker.
                                                                      Originally posted by Redeemed
                                                                      Granted, this is coming from the fella' who's had over 1,000lbs of bucking muscle under neath him.
                                                                      Originally posted by John Smith
                                                                      "Fail" = verb "Failure" = noun

                                                                      Comment


                                                                        #36
                                                                        Ok. I think I figured out the problem with sp3. After like 2 weeks of grappling with problems (switching mobos, buying new crap, pretty much like 4-5 complete overhauls), I think I figured out what was wrong. After installing windows fresh, I didn't install all of the critical updates that normally install from windows update. I applied sp3 to the fresh install (after drivers of course), and when I went to check on what updates I was missing, all of the 90+ critical updates weren't there anymore. So sp3 really takes the place of all of those other (hotfixes?) updates.

                                                                        Granted, I attribute my much nicer performance to a new HDD, new mobo and new RAM, but I'd like to think my problems with sp3 are over.
                                                                        Treat the cause, not the symptom.™JW.ORG
                                                                        2 Peter 3:3) For YOU know this first, that in the last days there will come ridiculers with their ridicule, proceeding according to their own desires 4) and saying: “Where is this promised presence of his? Why, from the day our forefathers fell asleep [in death], all things are continuing exactly as from creation’s beginning.” 5) For, according to their wish, this fact escapes their notice [...]

                                                                        8) However, let this one fact not be escaping YOUR notice, beloved ones, that one day is with Jehovah as a thousand years and a thousand years as one day. 9) Jehovah is not slow respecting his promise, as some people consider slowness, but he is patient with YOU because he does not desire any to be destroyed but desires all to attain to repentance.
                                                                        Like 12Bass says, critical thinking and the scientific method are probably the best tools we have to avoid it. (bias)

                                                                        However, this method relies on repeatable, falsifiable hypotheses and theories. Only an extremely small spectrum of time and space can be rendered into these, or at least a good approximation of such.

                                                                        -RFtinkerer

                                                                        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.” ― Daniel J. Boorstin

                                                                        Comment


                                                                          #37
                                                                          Installed sp3 on a PIII latop with 128mb of ram, runs perfect....quite impressed, although didn't try sp2 so nothing to compare with, but last time i tried installing xp on a machine with 128 mb of ram (since sp1) its been very slow going

                                                                          Comment


                                                                            #38
                                                                            Been rolling out SP3 on every re-format and new deployment I do at work since three days after it came out. Very impressed.
                                                                            Gaming PC - MSI MPG Gungnir 111M | MSI MAG Z590 Tomahawk Wifi | Intel Core i7 11700K | Corsair H100i RGB Pro XT | 2x16GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 3200 | 1TB Intel 670p | 2TB Samsung 860 EVO | PNY GeForce RTX 3070 XLR8 Gaming REVEL | Sound Blaster X AE-5 Plus | SeaSonic Focus GX-750 | AORUS FI32Q | Windows 10 Pro

                                                                            Second PC - Corsair Carbide SPEC-02 Redshift | ASUS ROG Crosshair VI Hero | AMD Ryzen 5 5600X | AMD Wraith Cooler | 2x8GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 3200 | 512GB Intel 660p | 2TB SATA HDD | MSI GeForce GTX 1080 Armor OC | Thermaltake ToughPower Grand RGB 750W | Dell P2722HE | Windows 10 Pro

                                                                            Comment


                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by genci88 View Post
                                                                              Vista SP1 is better than XP SP3.
                                                                              XP SP3 is better than Vista SP1.









                                                                              In seriousness it does run very well. Installed it on both the desktops we have here (the other is a celery D 360 @ 3.8ghz with a gig of ram on my old 4coredual-vsta board) and they are both 100% stable and definitely feel quicker overall.
                                                                              Last edited by phial; Jun 14, 2008, 09:11 AM.
                                                                              What you perceive to be, is your reality.

                                                                              Comment


                                                                                #40
                                                                                Up and running on my MacBook with Boot Camp and it's flawless. No problems here.
                                                                                Laptop: Dell XPS 15 9560 | Core i7 Kaby Lake 2.8GHz | 16GB DDR4 RAM | Geforce 1050M | 1TB Samsung 960 EVO
                                                                                Camera: Nikon D750 | 24mm f/1.8G | 35mm f/1.8G | 50mm f/1.8G | 85mm f/1.8G


                                                                                My life is dope and I do dope sht.

                                                                                Comment

                                                                                Working...
                                                                                X