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    Mercedes turns improved car acceleration into a subscription

    Mercedes is taking on the hellish tactics pioneered here in the videogames industry by offering owners of their Mercedes-EQ electric vehicle line the "opportunity" to pay a huge yearly fee in order to make their car go from 0 to 60MPH faster. You can get this on either the EQS or EQE cars, where it'll provide something like a 0.8 to 1.0 second increase in the acceleration from 0 to 60.

    As reported by The Drive(opens in new tab), Mercedes is asking(opens in new tab) $1,200 a year to "Accelerate more powerfully: increase the torque and maximum output of your Mercedes-EQ."

    To be clear, this is unacceptable and absurd in the extreme. It's something I'd expect out of a parody of corporate greed. This is charging for a software update that more optimally tweaks the car's torque by fine-tuning the electric motor. It's not some expensive, expansive cloud-computing service that needs moment to moment calculations delivered to the vehicle. It's artificially limiting the power of a machine someone paid for unless they pay a subscription.

    Mercedes' cash grab comes after controversy earlier this year when BMW wanted people to pay to use(opens in new tab) the heated seats in their vehicles. A physical feature of their car. A piece of simple physical equipment. People responded to this by pirating their heated seats.(opens in new tab)

    Both of these are madness-inducing, and I hope that these sociopathic "innovations" don't make their way back to PC gaming. Imagine how excited Nvidia or AMD would be to sell you a service that makes your graphics card "go faster"? How thrilled would Intel be to run a subscription that "unlocks two cores!!" on your CPU? Wait, this kind of already happens(opens in new tab)?

    Frankly, I'm upset just thinking about it.


    https://sports.yahoo.com/mercedes-wa..._ma67Ij17N32R9

    This is the way of the future folks, have to pay to fully unlock your car now.


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    #2
    Only subs. No DLC, no buy!

    Imagine new ads saying, fully cracked EQS on sale…

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      #3
      Wasn't there a similar story about Toyota turning remote start into a subscription service? The young aren't enamored with cars to begin with, way to go turning them off even more. Also why isn't this in the motoring section?

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        #4
        Originally posted by dodger View Post
        Wasn't there a similar story about Toyota turning remote start into a subscription service? The young aren't enamored with cars to begin with, way to go turning them off even more. Also why isn't this in the motoring section?
        YEah Toyota got **** on for that...BMW also has gotten some flak for having subscription based heated seats or something........**** microtransactions!
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          #5
          Ha ha. Yea good luck with that. Its crazy...

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            #6
            I don't like the direction the world is going in ...
            Day 7 without brandy and coke and I'm starting to lose hearing in my left eye.

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              #7
              Maybe they will turn seatbelts into a subscription service.

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                #8
                well, it's easy (as usual) : vote with your wallet! And (as usual) no one will do it, instead they'll keep on buying their cars and nothing will change. What a surprise!


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                  #9
                  I was going to joke about cars themselves being a subscription service but i realized they already do that.......
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                    #10
                    I guess for a motoring company it makes sense to make one model and allow features to be enabled rather than making multiple different models with different features. Issue i can see happening is that car prices won't come down, they will still sell it for the same price and its going to cost you a lot lot more to get all the features
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                      #11
                      maybe we'll get pop up ads in the heads-up display

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Notbilly View Post
                        maybe we'll get pop up ads in the heads-up display
                        Well they want to make sure you get facebook integration and all the social media stuff integrated into the vehicle system.......so why not.
                        They should show a 10 second ad when you come close to a point of interest in your nav system when you approach it......
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                          Thread moved to Motoring.

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                            #14
                            https://www.motortrend.com/news/2023...power-upgrade/

                            Polestar decided that paid DLC horsepower boost was a better route to take than a subscription service.......

                            I guess the next step to vehicle ownership is to only be able to buy your desired car from a digital distribution service.....
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                              #15
                              A one time payment is still less obnoxious than a subscription. Apparently Polestar used to include that feature along with boosted brakes, and a bunch of other performance features. They decided to break it out at a lower price point, and since it's software only it's available to all owners, not just new car buyers.

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