It's like unicorns vomiting chocolate rainbows all over me as I float through a lollipop garden on a magic carpet.
"Yes, but God has the right to get away with anything. Shoot animals, make ugly women, allow the existence of religious nuts, and watch liederhosen-wearing midget poodle-licking pornography. God's a sick bastard." - OzzieBloke
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. ;-)
God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things which should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other.
That's "have an amazingly awesome birthday" in Asian speak
Originally posted by Ozziebloke
I mean, yeah, sure, there's benefits to a shaved asshole. But get a little sweaty and try and blow a fart. It just sits there like a bubble. No hair to break the seal. Feels weird.
Thanks all Got treated to a shitload of tantrums from both kids... yay, having kids is magical !
At least they behaved for a little while, enough to relax by the pool. I've had a Mcd's Big Mac craving for like a month so I spoiled myself
It's like unicorns vomiting chocolate rainbows all over me as I float through a lollipop garden on a magic carpet.
"Yes, but God has the right to get away with anything. Shoot animals, make ugly women, allow the existence of religious nuts, and watch liederhosen-wearing midget poodle-licking pornography. God's a sick bastard." - OzzieBloke
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. ;-)
God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things which should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other.
"Yes, but God has the right to get away with anything. Shoot animals, make ugly women, allow the existence of religious nuts, and watch liederhosen-wearing midget poodle-licking pornography. God's a sick bastard." - OzzieBloke
Thanks all Got treated to a shitload of tantrums from both kids... yay, having kids is magical !
At least they behaved for a little while, enough to relax by the pool. I've had a Mcd's Big Mac craving for like a month so I spoiled myself
Your asshole will be spoiled tomorrow..
"Yes, but God has the right to get away with anything. Shoot animals, make ugly women, allow the existence of religious nuts, and watch liederhosen-wearing midget poodle-licking pornography. God's a sick bastard." - OzzieBloke
Happy birthday uber_tiny, Zero and whoever the third guy is that dumbass Manga forgot to mention. Especially that third guy he should have the best birthday out of all 3.
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