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    #1081
    "Yes, but God has the right to get away with anything. Shoot animals, make ugly women, allow the existence of religious nuts, and watch liederhosen-wearing midget poodle-licking pornography. God's a sick bastard." - OzzieBloke



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      #1082
      Originally posted by Djinn View Post
      An awesome pic, but I'm thinking shens... The FPS readout in the upper right-hand corner doesn't match the angle of the display.

      Nope, it's real:

      http://www.metacafe.com/watch/435350..._multimonitor/

      http://www.plastk.net/
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        #1083
        Originally posted by GravY View Post
        Oh my....
        Treat the cause, not the symptom.™JW.ORG
        2 Peter 3:3) For YOU know this first, that in the last days there will come ridiculers with their ridicule, proceeding according to their own desires 4) and saying: “Where is this promised presence of his? Why, from the day our forefathers fell asleep [in death], all things are continuing exactly as from creation’s beginning.” 5) For, according to their wish, this fact escapes their notice [...]

        8) However, let this one fact not be escaping YOUR notice, beloved ones, that one day is with Jehovah as a thousand years and a thousand years as one day. 9) Jehovah is not slow respecting his promise, as some people consider slowness, but he is patient with YOU because he does not desire any to be destroyed but desires all to attain to repentance.
        Like 12Bass says, critical thinking and the scientific method are probably the best tools we have to avoid it. (bias)

        However, this method relies on repeatable, falsifiable hypotheses and theories. Only an extremely small spectrum of time and space can be rendered into these, or at least a good approximation of such.

        -RFtinkerer
        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.” ― Daniel J. Boorstin

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          #1084
          Okay **** it I'm going to type the url into my browser.

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            #1085
            "The image is no longer available."


            FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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              #1086
              Originally posted by GravY View Post
              http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6934/googledildo.jpg
              deserves it's own thread

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                #1087
                Originally posted by riho View Post
                "The image is no longer available."


                FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
                Member of the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race.
                Reasons why it’s worth to be a PC gamer in 2012.




                - The hardest thing about getting a Mac is telling your parents that you're gay.

                - If I had the choice between being gay and owning a Mac, I would rather be gay, because if I owned a Mac I would be both gay and own a horrible computer.

                - Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using Mac OSX is like.

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                  #1088
                  Jim Lahey: You know whats at work here? Its **** tectonics. When two **** plates strike and come together under incredible pressure, what happens Bubbs?
                  Bubbles: What Mr Lahey?
                  Jim Lahey: ...****-quake.

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                    #1089
                    I love funny threads like this.

                    The whole reason for the interwebs....

                    funny pic threads

                    and pr0n

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                      #1090
                      Originally posted by Djinn View Post
                      Am I correct in thinking this is supposed to be read from right-to-left, manga-style?

                      By the way, for those who don't get the "McKay Hatch" strip, here's a link. And a video. If you watch the whole video, you have to down a shot every time he says "you know."
                      Damn I'd be **** faced about a minute in.

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                        #1091
                        That kid is a little twat.

                        6600k|16GB of GSkill|500GB 850 Pro|Gigabyte GTX 1070 G1 |Asus Z170-AR|Windows 10 64 Enterprise

                        360 games



                        Lose = Be careful not to lose that.
                        Loose = The bolts are loose.
                        There = She is there now.
                        Their = They have their things.
                        They're = They're going to the mall.
                        To = They came to the house.
                        Too = That's too bad.
                        Two = 2.
                        Your = Your dinner is ready.
                        You're = If you're 150lbs you'd better have a 6 pack.

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                          #1092
                          You know what? Good on that kid. I mean that seriously. At least he's trying to encourage respectable behaviour, rather than just becoming a lamer, going with the flow, etc, etc. What good does cussing do anyway? Not much, that I can see, not much at all.

                          I do cuss myself, more frequently than I would like to. There are better ways of expressing one's self than by cussing, and I think it's respectable that he's making people aware of that.

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                            #1093
                            Originally posted by OzzieBloke View Post
                            You know what? Good on that kid. I mean that seriously. At least he's trying to encourage respectable behavior, rather than just becoming a lamer, going with the flow, etc, etc. What good does cussing do anyway? Not much, that I can see, not much at all.

                            I do cuss myself, more frequently than I would like to. There are better ways of expressing one's self than by cussing, and I think it's respectable that he's making people aware of that.
                            Just don't push your beliefs on me and I won't care what you do. I'm not aiming that at you Ozzie, just mentioning (somewhat ironically) my beliefs.
                            The strong man is the one who is able to intercept at will the communication between the senses and the mind.
                            ~ Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)

                            First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
                            Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
                            Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
                            Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
                            Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.
                            By the late 1980s, Stallman had refined it to a more simple mnemonic:
                            "Don't think free as in free beer; think free as in [freedom]."

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                              #1094
                              Jim Lahey: You know whats at work here? Its **** tectonics. When two **** plates strike and come together under incredible pressure, what happens Bubbs?
                              Bubbles: What Mr Lahey?
                              Jim Lahey: ...****-quake.

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                                #1095
                                Originally posted by ThirdEye View Post


                                That is is just to funny.
                                INSERT 'StupidPoliticalOpinion'
                                INTO STUPID.POLITICAL.ARGUMENT
                                WHERE Title = "HOW TO OFFEND OTHERS AND START FIGHTS OVER STUPID SH*T";

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                                  #1096
                                  Originally posted by ThirdEye View Post
                                  Oh man, that is great! Nothing you can help, but if the cat had your expression too then it would have been priceless!
                                  The strong man is the one who is able to intercept at will the communication between the senses and the mind.
                                  ~ Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)

                                  First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
                                  Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
                                  Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
                                  Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
                                  Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.
                                  By the late 1980s, Stallman had refined it to a more simple mnemonic:
                                  "Don't think free as in free beer; think free as in [freedom]."

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                                    #1097
                                    Originally posted by UDHA View Post
                                    Oh man, that is great! Nothing you can help, but if the cat had your expression too then it would have been priceless!
                                    Naww bro, it's better this way coz like the cat is sympathizing with the viewer.
                                    Jim Lahey: You know whats at work here? Its **** tectonics. When two **** plates strike and come together under incredible pressure, what happens Bubbs?
                                    Bubbles: What Mr Lahey?
                                    Jim Lahey: ...****-quake.

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                                      #1098
                                      |<agToot|-|

                                      The Seeker is the Sought.

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                                        #1099
                                        [yt]PIXhxtG0Xlg[/yt]

                                        And another

                                        [yt]q8_8vGnSfCc[/yt]
                                        Last edited by riho; Mar 30, 2009, 01:45 AM.

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                                          #1100
                                          Originally posted by UDHA View Post
                                          Just don't push your beliefs on me and I won't care what you do. I'm not aiming that at you Ozzie, just mentioning (somewhat ironically) my beliefs.
                                          Heh. When the kid starts getting people knocking on doors and preaching about the benefits of not cussing, and having people standing on soapboxes in the middle of the CBD thumping the no-cussing bible, then I'll start worrying about him "pushing" beliefs on people

                                          For now, I think it's a neat idea. He's not forcing anyone to join the club. He's just making a pretty good statement. Don't cuss. Simple as that.

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                                            #1101
                                            Originally posted by OzzieBloke View Post
                                            Heh. When the kid starts getting people knocking on doors and preaching about the benefits of not cussing, and having people standing on soapboxes in the middle of the CBD thumping the no-cussing bible, then I'll start worrying about him "pushing" beliefs on people

                                            For now, I think it's a neat idea. He's not forcing anyone to join the club. He's just making a pretty good statement. Don't cuss. Simple as that.
                                            That's what I mean, good for him, just leave me alone. Which he is.
                                            The strong man is the one who is able to intercept at will the communication between the senses and the mind.
                                            ~ Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)

                                            First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
                                            Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
                                            Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
                                            Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
                                            Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.
                                            By the late 1980s, Stallman had refined it to a more simple mnemonic:
                                            "Don't think free as in free beer; think free as in [freedom]."

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                                              #1102
                                              My whole thing with that is whether you say "Oh *****" or "Oh shoot" if your literally trying to sensor yourself, your using it in the same context.

                                              God damnit, and gosh dangit. It's the same context, so your just cussin in your own lingo. Just because it doesn't get you into trouble at school or whatever is a diffrent issue.

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                                                #1103
                                                Originally posted by Chuki View Post
                                                My whole thing with that is whether you say "Oh *****" or "Oh shoot" if your literally trying to sensor yourself, your using it in the same context.

                                                God damnit, and gosh dangit. It's the same context, so your just cussin in your own lingo. Just because it doesn't get you into trouble at school or whatever is a diffrent issue.
                                                censor. Censor.

                                                not a ****ing sensor.

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                                                  #1104
                                                  Originally posted by Deaderinred View Post
                                                  censor. Censor.

                                                  not a ****ing sensor.
                                                  Woops, just woke up when I posted that. Oh well

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                                                    #1105
                                                    Originally posted by Chuki View Post
                                                    Woops, just woke up when I posted that. Oh well
                                                    Oh well. Oh well.

                                                    Put a ****ing full stop at the end of your sentences!

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                                                      #1106
                                                      Originally posted by OzzieBloke View Post
                                                      Oh well. Oh well.

                                                      Put a ****ing full stop at the end of your sentences!
                                                      We call it period in americaland.
                                                      Member of the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race.
                                                      Reasons why it’s worth to be a PC gamer in 2012.




                                                      - The hardest thing about getting a Mac is telling your parents that you're gay.

                                                      - If I had the choice between being gay and owning a Mac, I would rather be gay, because if I owned a Mac I would be both gay and own a horrible computer.

                                                      - Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using Mac OSX is like.

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                                                        #1107
                                                        I don't always lie, but when I do, I always tell the truth.
                                                        Shivtr | Free Guild Hosting

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                                                            #1109
                                                            Originally posted by genci88 View Post
                                                            We call it period in americaland.
                                                            We call it a STOP in telegramland. Also in MC Hammerland.
                                                            The strong man is the one who is able to intercept at will the communication between the senses and the mind.
                                                            ~ Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)

                                                            First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
                                                            Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
                                                            Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
                                                            Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
                                                            Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.
                                                            By the late 1980s, Stallman had refined it to a more simple mnemonic:
                                                            "Don't think free as in free beer; think free as in [freedom]."

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                                                              #1110
                                                              Pshhhh, cussing gets you in with the popular kids man. Don't you wanna sit at the cool kids table in the cafeteria? I ain't sitting next to those geeks in the AV club again!

                                                              I can imagine that no cussing club kid on prom night. He takes his date back to his place, no parents home so the house all to themselves. The girl jumps on his bed and says "f*ck me McKay!" He just looks at her, shakes his head and says "bish, don't cuss!" and kicks her out so he can work on recording his new clean rap album with Will Smith.

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                                                                #1111
                                                                Originally posted by SteveButabi View Post
                                                                I can imagine that no cussing club kid on prom night. He takes his date back to his place, no parents home so the house all to themselves. The girl jumps on his bed and says "f*ck me McKay!" He just looks at her, shakes his head and says "bish, don't cuss!" and kicks her out so he can work on recording his new clean rap album with Will Smith.
                                                                But see, he'd be doing the right thing by dismissing such a tramp. Instead, he'd do well to wait for the young lady who tastefully lays herself upon the bed, opens her legs, and says with a proper British accent, "Sir, would you be so kind as to repeatedly insert and withdraw you manhood from my womanhood, such that we may both experience rapturous pleasure with each other?"

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                                                                    #1113
                                                                    Originally posted by Djinn View Post
                                                                    Am I correct in thinking this is supposed to be read from right-to-left, manga-style?

                                                                    By the way, for those who don't get the "McKay Hatch" strip, here's a link. And a video. If you watch the whole video, you have to down a shot every time he says "you know."
                                                                    the comments for that video are fantastic
                                                                    Originally posted by red_star
                                                                    2001 is the stupidest movie ever and the only purpose of that movie is to lie to people that there is no God. That movie is not worth watching it. The movie is just another deception...so trust me if you didn't watch don't do it, you wont miss anything.

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                                                                      #1114
                                                                      Found this while browsing a dating site.
                                                                      Maybe when I die
                                                                      I get to be a car
                                                                      driving in the night
                                                                      lighting up the dark.

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                                                                        #1115
                                                                        Member of the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race-"Doesn't any game maker know how to make a PC feeling game anymore? I hate all this console afterbirth crap we're getting lately."

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                                                                          #1116
                                                                          Are your pockets full of macaroni and cheese, too?

                                                                          See more of my horrible photos, and a few good ones here.

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                                                                              #1118
                                                                              Brand new Pokémon, Master and Pokémon!
                                                                              Originally posted by wangFu
                                                                              i dont know, this guy sounds british, the zero punctuation guy is australian, also talks a hell of a lot faster
                                                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URcvdDtnM_0
                                                                              King of LimboooO!

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                                                                                #1119
                                                                                [Good Old Games]
                                                                                • No DRM or Copy Protection
                                                                                • You buy it you keep it
                                                                                • Play the classics
                                                                                • Vista/XP Compatible

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                                                                                  #1120
                                                                                  b7

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