Funny Pics Thread

[zebra 204]

Made this one because it just ****ing happened to me.

[yoz]

[curio]

lol

[genci88]

[Deaderinred]

so true.

[NissanNazi]

[Auric]

What is wrong with washing a baby with a garden hose? Good 'nuff for dogs...

Also, I am sure that so-called legitimate manuals from not so long ago recommended liquor for both calming and teething (rubbed on the gums).

[MasterGoa]

You think that's bad? When I was 12 years old, I was walking home from school when I had the sudden urge to go both number 1 and number 2 at the same time. Managed to get home, dashed to the toilet, shucked my pants off, and plonked my ass down on the throne just as my ass began to spasm.

In the relief of dropping number 2 I had my eyes closed, and I failed to notice I had a piss-boner. I pissed all over the toilet door for a good 5 seconds before I opened my eyes and realised what was happening.

What a charming anecdote.

Oh yea?? What about when your piss boner gets caught on the inside of your jeans when you try to pull it out and you end up pissing down your leg.

This thread...

It's awesome!!!!

[Deimos]

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What is really disturbing is how someone here in NZ thought it would be a good idea to put thier baby in a dryer (just like in this pic)

And you know those baby jokes? e.g. whats the fastest way to stop a baby spinning on the clothes line? a: with a 4 by 2, yeah, they did the first part of that joke and the baby fell off, got injured etc.

End of story: kids did wrestling moves on baby (i.e. kicked baby in the head)Baby died, people went to jail (about 5 of them).

Makes my sick.

Pic was funny though.

[DiaperJe|\|i3]

What is really disturbing is how someone here in NZ thought it would be a good idea to put thier baby in a dryer (just like in this pic)

And you know those baby jokes? e.g. whats the fastest way to stop a baby spinning on the clothes line? a: with a 4 by 2, yeah, they did the first part of that joke and the baby fell off, got injured etc.

End of story: kids did wrestling moves on baby (i.e. kicked baby in the head)Baby died, people went to jail (about 5 of them).

Makes my sick.

Pic was funny though.

I bet you every one of those has been tried at least once!

[Kraven]

[ThirdEye]

[Shapeshifter]

Saving the world one download at a time?



Something ever man should buy while visiting rage3d.



The game everyone loses at?

[MasterGoa]

Shapeshifter, you ship of fail, it is docking now...

[Bigfoot]

This image is confusing.... did they play musical chairs between the last and second to last slide?

[Djinn]

This image is confusing.... did they play musical chairs between the last and second to last slide?

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/metro.asp

[Djinn]

I took this picture off the menu at "Ted's Montana Grill." The grill is a chain owned by media mogul Ted Turner. I got a chuckle when I read the highlighted bit, and I'm hoping that at least a few nerds here understand why "low-voltage lighting" wouldn't do a damned thing for energy conservation.

Ok, it's probably not the funniest pic of the day. So what? I've got to do something to maintain my high postcount.

[-=Antimatter=-]

I took this picture off the menu at "Ted's Montana Grill." The grill is a chain owned by media mogul Ted Turner. I got a chuckle when I read the highlighted bit, and I'm hoping that at least a few nerds here understand why "low-voltage lighting" wouldn't do a damned thing for energy conservation.

Assuming the same load, lower voltage = lower power dissipation...

Oh I guess it's a marketing term, a lot of companies sell 12/24V track lighting systems under the category "low voltage lighting."

But yes, they should've put "low power" instead of "low voltage".

[Djinn]

... But yes, they should've put "low power" instead of "low voltage".

I was thinking "low wattage" myself.

[dreamwalker]

[aeorun]

[dreamwalker]

Is that Alma from F.E.A.R?

[zebra 204]

[Caleb]

LMAO

so funny cuz its true

[MangaSpawn64]

[Cartigan]

[OzzieBloke]

Uh, her mother?

Wait, I'm sorry...

HUR MUVVER!

[g-a-m-e]

I don't get it .

[OzzieBloke]

I don't get it .

Well, you see, that particular image has humour on multiple levels.

For a start, the terrible spelling and grammar are amusing because it is so atrociously bad that someone with even an average intellect would find it necessary to guffaw at it.

Then there is the subject itself that suggests that there is going to be such a degree of fear experienced by the receiver of the phonecall that he is going to defaecate, and quite spectacularly so. The idea of someone voiding a bowel movement of such immense proportions that it has the density and consistency of a brick is almost ludicrous, thus once again people are inclined to chortle.

Then, finally, there is for those of us who have excellent deductive skills, the fact that this is a joke of sorts based on the assumption that the voice on the phone, being mysterious, would have to be male, thus the daughter's reply of her father being dead would suggest a paranormal event, which is the crux of the entire previous two jokes. However, those of us who are attentive to the written dialogue are aware that no mention of gender of the voice is ever made, therefore it could quite plausibly be the mother of the daughter on the phone, who is very likely still alive, though there is no confirmation of her state of existence. Of course, were the daughter to have said that both of her parents were dead, then yes.

Bricks would be shat.

[UDHA]

Well, you see, that particular image has humour on multiple levels.

For a start, the terrible spelling and grammar are amusing because it is so atrociously bad that someone with even an average intellect would find it necessary to guffaw at it.

Then there is the subject itself that suggests that there is going to be such a degree of fear experienced by the receiver of the phonecall that he is going to defaecate, and quite spectacularly so. The idea of someone voiding a bowel movement of such immense proportions that it has the density and consistency of a brick is almost ludicrous, thus once again people are inclined to chortle.

Then, finally, there is for those of us who have excellent deductive skills, the fact that this is a joke of sorts based on the assumption that the voice on the phone, being mysterious, would have to be male, thus the daughter's reply of her father being dead would suggest a paranormal event, which is the crux of the entire previous two jokes. However, those of us who are attentive to the written dialogue are aware that no mention of gender of the voice is ever made, therefore it could quite plausibly be the mother of the daughter on the phone, who is very likely still alive, though there is no confirmation of her state of existence. Of course, where the daughter to have said that both of her parents were dead, then yes.

Bricks would be shat.

Or it could just be 4chan.

[MangaSpawn64]

[caveman-jim]

thats wrong

[DiaperJe|\|i3]

Or it could just be 4chan.

QFT!

[sittal]

*snip*

[twonha]

I don't get it. What's a rag?

[sittal]

that time of the month.

[Deaderinred]

I don't get it. What's a rag?

[twonha]

No, seriously. Us Dutch people speak in native tongues you would mistake for off-world aliens slaughtering their Queens, we don't use the word 'rag' for a woman troubled by menstruational cycles.

/heads off to urban dictionary

[Bob Bobbles]

I don't get it. What's a rag?

:|

[MangaSpawn64]

No, seriously. Us Dutch people speak in native tongues you would mistake for off-world aliens slaughtering their Queens, we don't use the word 'rag' for a woman troubled by menstruational cycles.

/heads off to urban dictionary

I don't speak english as a primary language, and I didn't get it at first, but when I deducted rag what rag was, I couldn't stop laughing