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    Okay, you guys are scaring me with your knowledge of such things.

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      My ex-girlfriend worked in a store where things like these were sold, thats my excuse.


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          Originally posted by OzzieBloke View Post
          Okay, you guys are scaring me with your knowledge of such things.
          what? allot of couples use these toys on each other. spices things up.
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            Originally posted by cjl64 View Post
            what? allot of couples use these toys on each other. spices things up.
            See, I'm a simple sort of fellow. I like organic, not plastic; I'm no T.J. Teroo.

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              Last edited by luukas; Jan 3, 2009, 12:33 PM.

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                Add me on steam
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                    Wait wait wait wait


                    3L - Two Liter bottle



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                        Originally posted by wangFu View Post
                        "raptor on hoverboard"

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                            ಠ_ಠ

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                              Originally posted by |-|ahaha View Post

                              Thats quite disturbing, whod invent such a thing. ಠ_ಠ

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                                Originally posted by Ascaron^ View Post
                                Thats quite disturbing, whod invent such a thing. ಠ_ಠ
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                                  Originally posted by Ascaron^ View Post
                                  Thats quite disturbing, whod invent such a thing. ಠ_ಠ
                                  If you think ceiling cat is disturbing (on top of actually not recognizing ceiling cat), then I can only assume you started surfing the internets just this past afternoon. No other explanation.


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                                    Originally posted by andyfowler View Post
                                    OFJ!

                                    Seriously my grandmother told me this joke over a decade ago!


                                    Then again good jokes are worth repeating
                                    Mayonaise!

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                                      Originally posted by |-|ahaha View Post
                                      They should make that concave so that it gives the illusion that it's tracking your movement no matter where you are in the room...

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                                        Originally posted by OzzieBloke
                                        They should make that concave so that it gives the illusion that it's tracking your movement no matter where you are in the room...
                                        soopah!
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                                          We actually have one of those put together at work that migrates. It's sort of a competition to see who you can get with it, and how to position it so they go the longest without realizing ceiling cat is watching them.
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                                            Originally posted by genci88 View Post
                                            If you think ceiling cat is disturbing (on top of actually not recognizing ceiling cat), then I can only assume you started surfing the internets just this past afternoon. No other explanation.


                                            I think ceiling cat is actually dry wall cat on an angle. We've been duped folks, we've been duped.

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                                              ^^ I think you may be right.

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                                                Originally posted by shockwave View Post
                                                I think ceiling cat is actually dry wall cat on an angle. We've been duped folks, we've been duped.
                                                Bah!! I will never see it the same again. Thanks
                                                What you perceive to be, is your reality.

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                                                  Originally posted by shockwave View Post
                                                  I think ceiling cat is actually dry wall cat on an angle. We've been duped folks, we've been duped.
                                                  Damn it, you've just killed an internet meme, shockwave.

                                                  **** you.

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                                                    No no no, the more I look at it the more I'm convinced it's ceiling.
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                                                      Originally posted by Skynet View Post
                                                      I dun get it... Total Recall??
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                                                        Originally posted by Zero View Post
                                                        I dun get it... Total Recall??
                                                        Are you serious about not getting it? What if it said, "Jane's mom has three kids, Penny, Nicholas and ________", then what would the three names be?
                                                        Butterscotch Morsels.

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                                                          Originally posted by OzzieBloke View Post
                                                          Lonely dogs have needs too.
                                                          That's gotta be marketed to dog breeders, no pun intended.
                                                          Butterscotch Morsels.

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                                                            Originally posted by Zero View Post
                                                            I dun get it... Total Recall??
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                                                                Is that ur girlfriend?



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                                                                - The hardest thing about getting a Mac is telling your parents that you're gay.

                                                                - If I had the choice between being gay and owning a Mac, I would rather be gay, because if I owned a Mac I would be both gay and own a horrible computer.

                                                                - Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using Mac OSX is like.

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                                                                  Originally posted by hithere View Post
                                                                  Are you serious about not getting it? What if it said, "Jane's mom has three kids, Penny, Nicholas and ________", then what would the three names be?
                                                                  I'm dumb. I had to be told it was Doug. I didn't pay enough attention to the words and just kept looking for a reasons in the pictures. Your mind wants to look at it as "Doug has three kids". At least, that's what my mind did. At least it took the person I asked a minute to get it.
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                                                                    Originally posted by genci88 View Post
                                                                    Is that ur girlfriend?



                                                                    It's his avatar, without the beard
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                                                                          lol how can she even get behind the wheel
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                                                                              Old Skool FTW!

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                                                                                Originally posted by Djinn View Post
                                                                                Old Skool FTW!

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                                                                                  ^^ haha that's great.

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