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    - The hardest thing about getting a Mac is telling your parents that you're gay.

    - If I had the choice between being gay and owning a Mac, I would rather be gay, because if I owned a Mac I would be both gay and own a horrible computer.

    - Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using Mac OSX is like.

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        ^

        EDIT: I meant WTF?
        Member of the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race.
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        - The hardest thing about getting a Mac is telling your parents that you're gay.

        - If I had the choice between being gay and owning a Mac, I would rather be gay, because if I owned a Mac I would be both gay and own a horrible computer.

        - Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using Mac OSX is like.

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          Originally posted by genci88 View Post
          ^

          EDIT: I meant WTF?
          It's like the JFK assassination...

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            that was some heck of bad compo. I couldn't figure it myself.
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              me neither, it sucked
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                Wow no kidding, that was horrible.
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                  The bear looks funny, thats about it.
                  Jim Lahey: You know whats at work here? Its **** tectonics. When two **** plates strike and come together under incredible pressure, what happens Bubbs?
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                    Don't worry guys, I'll save this thread:

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                        Originally posted by YellowBeard View Post
                        hahahha! that was brilliant! (altho the pc gaming only guys are not really going to get it, but i did, haha! **** you bobbles!)

                        its banjo kazooie.. an n64 game and now an xbla game, the bear is banjo, the bird is kazooie who shoots eggs out of her mouth, the stage is set on spiral mountain which is the opening area of the first game, complete with those turnip enemies you see looking at the car in the first panel and bobbles is the mole who gets shot, hes really slow to talk in the game and as already died once and he teaches you new moves and from the last panel we see mumbo and i think a jinjo brainwashing banjo to assassinate bobbles most likely cos they were sick of bobbles **** or he wouldn't give up his moves or something.
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                          Originally posted by riho View Post
                          Don't worry guys, I'll save this thread:
                          ... Wow. Well done, sir!
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                            Originally posted by riho View Post
                            Don't worry guys, I'll save this thread:

                            Uhhh...a young Bruce Willis grabs the mic?
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                              Originally posted by Destroy View Post
                              Uhhh...a young Bruce Willis grabs the mic?
                              I also dont get it :S
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                                Originally posted by chrix86 View Post
                                I also dont get it :S
                                Non-Americans are excused for not recognizing the picture. Here's a link.
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                                  Originally posted by Djinn View Post
                                  Non-Americans are excused for not recognizing the picture. Here's a link.
                                  More like anyone born after 1955 are excused.
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                                    I know a **** ton about the Kennedy assassination but only because it intrigued me for some reason.

                                    I thought everyone knew who Oswald was though.

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                                      Originally posted by ice View Post
                                      I thought everyone knew who Oswald was though.

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                                        Originally posted by CyanBlues View Post
                                        lmao!
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                                            Oh wait...
                                            [Good Old Games]
                                            • No DRM or Copy Protection
                                            • You buy it you keep it
                                            • Play the classics
                                            • Vista/XP Compatible

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                                              Originally posted by HereWolfie View Post
                                              I must have missed this one
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                                                  Originally posted by GravY View Post

                                                  Add me on steam
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                                                    What is wrong with you Gravy? That's messed up.
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                                                      Originally posted by GravY View Post
                                                      @ 2nd pic. That's messed up!
                                                      Blah!

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                                                        :roofles:
                                                        gone

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                                                          Originally posted by GravY View Post
                                                          Lonely dogs have needs too.

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                                                            Originally posted by OzzieBloke View Post
                                                            Lonely dogs have needs too.
                                                            I don't think it's for the dogs...
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                                                              ROFL! At the dog sex toy!!! That's just messed up.
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                                                                LMFAO! !
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                                                                    where can I buy one ?

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                                                                      "The history of intellectual progress is written in the lives of infidels."

                                                                      - Robert Ingersoll (1833 - 1899)

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                                                                        Originally posted by Drunken Janitor View Post
                                                                        I don't think it's for the dogs...
                                                                        If that's meant for human entertainment, the hole is microscopic. Something tells me it's for small dogs... or the Japanese.

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                                                                          Originally posted by OzzieBloke View Post
                                                                          If that's meant for human entertainment, the hole is microscopic. Something tells me it's for small dogs... or the Japanese.
                                                                          That hole is literally pencil dick sized.
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                                                                          - The hardest thing about getting a Mac is telling your parents that you're gay.

                                                                          - If I had the choice between being gay and owning a Mac, I would rather be gay, because if I owned a Mac I would be both gay and own a horrible computer.

                                                                          - Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using Mac OSX is like.

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                                                                            Originally posted by Djinn View Post
                                                                            the hell o.o
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                                                                              Originally posted by OzzieBloke View Post
                                                                              If that's meant for human entertainment, the hole is microscopic. Something tells me it's for small dogs... or the Japanese.
                                                                              Not necessarily... Google search "TPR" (from the picture) and "sex toy." As I guessed, it's a highly-elastic rubber.
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                                                                                Originally posted by genci88 View Post
                                                                                That hole is literally pencil dick sized.
                                                                                They have toys that sport a small hole for another female orifice. I'm pretty sure this would accomodate a normal size person.
                                                                                Blah!

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                                                                                  you guys never visit the sex shop do you. Male sex toys are like that. That material will stretch with ease for all sizes. it's not like a dildo for a women where you work your way up "or down" the size ladder.
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