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    From: Simon Edhouse
    Date: Monday 16 November 2009 2.19pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Logo Design

    Hello David,

    I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something to show prospective clients this week so would you be able to pull something together in the next few days? I will also need a couple of pie charts done for a 1 page website. If deal goes ahead there will be some good money in it for you.

    Simon
    From: David Thorne
    Date: Monday 16 November 2009 3.52pm
    To: Simon Edhouse
    Subject: Re: Logo Design

    Dear Simon,

    Disregarding the fact that you have still not paid me for work I completed earlier this year despite several assertions that you would do so, I would be delighted to spend my free time creating logos and pie charts for you based on further vague promises of future possible payment. Please find attached pie chart as requested and let me know of any changes required.

    Regards, David.



    From: Simon Edhouse
    Date: Monday 16 November 2009 4.11pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Logo Design

    Is that supposed to be a ****ing joke? I told you the previous projects did not go ahead. I invested a lot more time and energy in those projects than you did. If you put as much energy into the projects as you do being a dickhead you would be a lot more successful.


    From: David Thorne
    Date: Monday 16 November 2009 5.27pm
    To: Simon Edhouse
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

    Dear Simon,

    You are correct and I apologise. Your last project was actually both commercially viable and original. Unfortunately the part that was commercially viable was not original, and the part that was original was not commercially viable.

    I would no doubt find your ideas more 'cutting edge' and original if I had traveled forward in time from the 1950's but as it stands, your ideas for technology based projects that have already been put into application by other people several years before you thought of them fail to generate the enthusiasm they possibly deserve. Having said that though, if I had traveled forward in time, my time machine would probably put your peer to peer networking technology to shame as not only would it have commercial viability, but also an awesome logo and accompanying pie charts.

    Regardless, I have, as requested, attached a logo that represents not only the peer to peer networking project you are currently working on, but working with you in general.

    Regards, David.




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    This guy is just awesome.


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    "Time is the school in which we learn, Time is the fire in which we burn. *Delmore Schwartz*


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      Originally posted by AllexxisF1 View Post
      Oh God I am in tears that was soooo freaking funny.
      QFT **** ME IM IN TEARS!!!!!

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        Originally posted by badboy View Post


        Damn now Im freaking horny and need to get to work!
        OK... who is she and what porno is this from?????


        We need answers.

        SAUCE!

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          Originally posted by Guybo View Post
          OK... who is she and what porno is this from?????


          We need answers.

          SAUCE!
          Madison Young.

          Tineye is your friend.

          Be aware that the tineye result will lead to a highly NSFW page.
          Last edited by |-|ahaha; Jun 29, 2010, 07:01 AM. Reason: Content warning.
          ಠ_ಠ

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              Nothing that results from human progress is achieved with unanimous consent. And those who are enlightened before the others, are condemned to pursue that light in spite of others.

              Life has more imagination than we carry in our dreams...

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                Originally posted by Silent-Runner View Post


                This guy is just awesome.
                sometimes he's funny, often he's just an ass IMO.
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                  Originally posted by |-|ahaha View Post
                  Madison Young.

                  Tineye is your friend.
                  I'm impressed it found it. I edited the picture to remove a large site watermark at the bottom (surprised no one noticed)

                  Good tech that.

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                        haha pwned
                        Love take me down to the streets - Wings

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                          Originally posted by FMT View Post
                          yeah, wtf her mother was thinking to call her offspring Pooh

                          And I don't get the Opposite Day thing Race related?
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                            Originally posted by JonZ View Post
                            And I don't get the Opposite Day thing Race related?


                            ”Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” - Albert Einstein

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                            Jason: "Oh yeah, then explain Europe to me?"
                            - True Blood

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                              I tried to read about opposite day on wiki, I never heard of this before this pic
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                                yeah I assumed that. I'm too logical I guess
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                                  Originally posted by FMT View Post

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                                    wonder what would be the critics if the Jews invaded the Germans in 1939
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                                      Originally posted by H2VO View Post
                                      We chronicle various cases of contest participants suing after receiving 'gag' prizes rather than the valuable merchandise they thought they'd won.


                                      It seems she got her Toyota in the end (or the value of one at least).
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                                      Mars:
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                                      Deimos on Steam

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                                        Originally posted by Deimos View Post
                                        http://www.snopes.com/business/deals/hummer.asp

                                        It seems she got her Toyota in the end (or the value of one at least).
                                        Probably because the company's lawyers decided that the car would maybe cost them $30,000 and the lawsuit would burn through that in legal charges alone, so it was likely more a case of them wanting to make the legal issue go away rather than based on the merit of her case.
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                                          i'd be a little more happy if i got a kickass yoda doll like that.

                                          women don't know how to appreciate ****
                                          "Obviously coming here for mature Perspectives was a bad choice" - Omega53

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                                            check the sources below, geez, women can't take jokes lightly these days
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                                              Nothing that results from human progress is achieved with unanimous consent. And those who are enlightened before the others, are condemned to pursue that light in spite of others.

                                              Life has more imagination than we carry in our dreams...

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                                                Maybe when I die
                                                I get to be a car
                                                driving in the night
                                                lighting up the dark.

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                                                  I was going through some of my old saved pics and I thought I'd share them. To start off, an oldie but goodie:

















                                                  Love take me down to the streets - Wings

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                                                    So very true. I love it.

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                                                      Originally posted by FMT View Post
                                                      So very true. I love it.
                                                      Everyone can find a common ground

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                                                        Originally posted by Pr3tty F1y View Post
                                                        Everyone can find a common ground
                                                        Except...
                                                        Originally posted by General Lee
                                                        I've been praying for your nuts.
                                                        Originally posted by General Lee
                                                        If you must listen to country [music], play it backwards. You get your woman back, the dog comes back to life, Momma pops out from under the train, and it stops raining. :)

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                                                          Originally posted by Phrygian View Post
                                                          Except...

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                                                            Originally posted by fellix_bg View Post


                                                            So much win... so much.
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                                                            "Whats the point in my honesty, If all I get in return is lies?"

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                                                              Originally posted by fellix_bg
                                                              Nope
                                                              Wait, does the title imply that there is such thing as "non-weird japan"?
                                                              Last edited by kepler; Jul 5, 2010, 09:27 AM.
                                                              Some cool info: Tibeten monks, after twenty years or so of practise in the Himalaya, control their brain stem - they can control their heart beat, blood pressure etc. After thirty years they can connect to the internet purely by meditation, setting TCP stacks in their neurons and stuff. Right now I am chatting with a monk who is sitting naked in an ice storm on his towel, his only possesion. He's using ipv6.

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                                                                Originally posted by fellix_bg
                                                                Nope.
                                                                plenty of wtf right there
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                                                                Nikkor 16-35mf f4
                                                                Sigma 120-400mm
                                                                Nikon 18-55mm kit lens,
                                                                Sigma 70-300 APO Macro,
                                                                Nikkor 50mm f1.8,
                                                                Sigma 150mm f/2.8 EX DG Macro HSM,
                                                                Sigma 10-20mm f4-5.6 EX DG,
                                                                Sigma 17-70mm f2.8-4.5 HSM,
                                                                Sigma x2 TC
                                                                Remote shutter release ,
                                                                Raynox D250 closeup/macro attachment,
                                                                Kenko extension tubes,
                                                                reverse lens adaptor,
                                                                Nikon SB800 flash,
                                                                Vivitar 285HV Flash unit,
                                                                Tripod (x2),
                                                                Monopod



                                                                Rage3d flickr Group

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                                                                  Originally posted by fellix_bg
                                                                  Edit: Nope
                                                                  If you're going to post links to huge galleries, make sure there aren't nude adults and kids all over the place.
                                                                  Darwin and Tesla.

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                                                                      Originally posted by jam2k View Post
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                                                                        Darwin and Tesla.

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                                                                          Nothing that results from human progress is achieved with unanimous consent. And those who are enlightened before the others, are condemned to pursue that light in spite of others.

                                                                          Life has more imagination than we carry in our dreams...

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                                                                              ^^^

                                                                              Some cool info: Tibeten monks, after twenty years or so of practise in the Himalaya, control their brain stem - they can control their heart beat, blood pressure etc. After thirty years they can connect to the internet purely by meditation, setting TCP stacks in their neurons and stuff. Right now I am chatting with a monk who is sitting naked in an ice storm on his towel, his only possesion. He's using ipv6.

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                                                                                OFN but I love these.





                                                                                Last edited by genci88; Jul 5, 2010, 05:55 PM.
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                                                                                Reasons why it’s worth to be a PC gamer in 2012.




                                                                                - The hardest thing about getting a Mac is telling your parents that you're gay.

                                                                                - If I had the choice between being gay and owning a Mac, I would rather be gay, because if I owned a Mac I would be both gay and own a horrible computer.

                                                                                - Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using Mac OSX is like.

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                                                                                  Originally posted by Stingray View Post
                                                                                  Love take me down to the streets - Wings

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