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    #2601
    [yt]HUVBXb4XIqE[/yt]
    From MSDS on sodium chloride(table salt):

    Precautions:
    Keep locked up. Do not ingest. Do not breathe dust. Avoid contact with eyes. Wear suitable protective clothing. If ingested,
    seek medical advice immediately and show the container or the label. Keep away from incompatibles such as oxidizing
    agents, acids.

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      #2602
      [yt]T3vYJSzOXmE[/yt]
      The man who in times of popular excitement boldly and unflinchingly resists hot-tempered clamor for an unnecessary war, and thus exposes himself to the opprobrious imputation of a lack of patriotism or of courage, to the end of saving his country from a great calamity, is, as to "loving and faithfully serving his country," at least as good a patriot as the hero of the most daring feat of arms, and a far better one than those who, with an ostentatious pretense of superior patriotism, cry for war before it is needed, especially if then they let others do the fighting. - Carl Schurz

      RIP Jesse

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        #2603
        [yt]6s6UiEuCYXA[/yt]
        The three stages of [whatever] fandom:

        1. "OMG IT'S COMING!!!"
        2. "OMG IT'S HERE!!!!!"
        3. "....wait a minute. This isn't the Second Coming! This sucks!"

        Originally posted by Qb2k5
        I like them tall and petite.

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          #2604
          Originally posted by Djinn View Post
          I wish my computer had an access arm, like the one at 2:54.

          BTW, this computer was leased (not purchased) from IBM at a cost of $3,200/mo in 1957 dollars. That's about $24,496/mo in today's dollars.

          More info for you unappreciative bastards.

          [yt]zOD1umMX2s8[/yt]
          The access arm is inside your hard drive.

          It actually made me guffaw out loud when @ 1:53 the capacity of the fifty disks is compared to stacks of boxed cards of about the same size. That is like a 3.5" desktop drive being able to hold as much information as a pocket paperback. Ooh!

          Then @ 3:13 the narrator boasts, "For the first time IBM combines the stored program for data processing and the wired control panel for logic elements and control." while the presenter opens a panel to reveal a bin full of wires.
          Look on the bright side, one day our sun will supernova red giant and this won't even be a memory.

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            #2605
            [yt]A2m2x8qJcGQ[/yt]




            It's like unicorns vomiting chocolate rainbows all over me as I float through a lollipop garden on a magic carpet.

            "Yes, but God has the right to get away with anything. Shoot animals, make ugly women, allow the existence of religious nuts, and watch liederhosen-wearing midget poodle-licking pornography. God's a sick bastard." - OzzieBloke

            Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. ;-)

            God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things which should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other.

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              #2606
              [yt]T9pa_-tyv00[/yt]

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                #2607
                Originally posted by MangaSpawn64 View Post
                [yt]A2m2x8qJcGQ[/yt]

                Seal of Approval granted

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                  #2608
                  [yt]Fuf3daSEx9k[/yt]

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                    #2609
                    Originally posted by **G.I.BRO** View Post
                    [yt]Fuf3daSEx9k[/yt]
                    Why do people do this??
                    "Yes, but God has the right to get away with anything. Shoot animals, make ugly women, allow the existence of religious nuts, and watch liederhosen-wearing midget poodle-licking pornography. God's a sick bastard." - OzzieBloke



                    (\_/)
                    (O.o)
                    (> <)

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                      #2610
                      Originally posted by Trunks0 View Post
                      [yt]ltT1xkaR3sc[/yt]
                      I really love listening to this one. I wanna hear more like it.
                      "I'll admit it. I did try and **** her, she was married."
                      "I moved on her like a bitch. I couldn't get there and she was married."
                      "I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything."
                      "Grab them by the pussy."

                      ~Donald J. Trump
                      "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe, is that so far none of it has tried to contact us." ~ Calvin & Hobbes
                      "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." ~ John F. Kennedy (1962)

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                        #2611
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                          #2612
                          [yt]eulSdeHxmLw[/yt]
                          Nothing that results from human progress is achieved with unanimous consent. And those who are enlightened before the others, are condemned to pursue that light in spite of others.

                          Life has more imagination than we carry in our dreams...

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                            #2613
                            [yt]EK-oJJaMjoM[/yt]

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                              #2614
                              [yt]ELZQ-Z6lASI[/yt]

                              Get in the slow lane bitch!
                              "World's First Analyst and Therapist: the Analrapist"
                              "Part time Cork Soaker"

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                                #2615
                                [yt]vK0DUBMuxRY[/yt]
                                Originally posted by jimjobob
                                If 3 fans left the station at 10:30am cooling at a temp of 63c and one fan was derailed by a stray sata cable on the track, how long would it take all 3 fans to get on Seyiji's last nerve?

                                (a) Mmmm donuts
                                (b) 70c
                                (c) Hey there muscly arms, why the long face?
                                (d) Must use fire.

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                                  #2616
                                  [yt]xv5K8favPyo[/yt]
                                  Athlon II X4 635 2.9Ghz / HIS HD6850 1G DDR5 / Gigabyte 890GPA-UD3H / G.Skill Ripjaws 4X2Gb DDR3 1666mhz
                                  Playstation 3 40G / Resistance 1 / Silent Hill: Homecoming / Dead Space

                                  "Humans in general are very self-interested, while expecting all other humans around them to be selfless."
                                  "Sometimes, it is not about whatever you can do something or not. It is about, if you cannot do it, who else can?"
                                  "A difficult task might stop you from getting it done. But it cannot stop you from trying your best."
                                  "Who you hang out with is who you will become" "Do not act on feelings, but act on facts"
                                  "It does not matter how other people sees you. What matters is how you see yourself." "Some pains are sharp, but short. Some pains are dull, but long."
                                  "I killed you ten times with my knife and you killed me 13 times with a gun so I pwned you!" -Crawdaddy79
                                  "Gorgeous white girls everywhere with that "I'M SOOO HOT AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ME" bullsh** attitude" -gts007
                                  "If you wasn't in my way, I wouldn't have shot you" -Kamille Bidan, Zeta Gundam
                                  "It is easy to give up. Anyone can do it. But I choose the hard path." -Beyond
                                  "If women can't compete with video games for our attention its their problem, not ours." -sumpwa

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                                    #2617
                                    [yt]c15-_vhWU34[/yt]
                                    Athlon II X4 635 2.9Ghz / HIS HD6850 1G DDR5 / Gigabyte 890GPA-UD3H / G.Skill Ripjaws 4X2Gb DDR3 1666mhz
                                    Playstation 3 40G / Resistance 1 / Silent Hill: Homecoming / Dead Space

                                    "Humans in general are very self-interested, while expecting all other humans around them to be selfless."
                                    "Sometimes, it is not about whatever you can do something or not. It is about, if you cannot do it, who else can?"
                                    "A difficult task might stop you from getting it done. But it cannot stop you from trying your best."
                                    "Who you hang out with is who you will become" "Do not act on feelings, but act on facts"
                                    "It does not matter how other people sees you. What matters is how you see yourself." "Some pains are sharp, but short. Some pains are dull, but long."
                                    "I killed you ten times with my knife and you killed me 13 times with a gun so I pwned you!" -Crawdaddy79
                                    "Gorgeous white girls everywhere with that "I'M SOOO HOT AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ME" bullsh** attitude" -gts007
                                    "If you wasn't in my way, I wouldn't have shot you" -Kamille Bidan, Zeta Gundam
                                    "It is easy to give up. Anyone can do it. But I choose the hard path." -Beyond
                                    "If women can't compete with video games for our attention its their problem, not ours." -sumpwa

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                                      #2618
                                      [yt]oWUsRnGzFPw[/yt]
                                      Athlon II X4 635 2.9Ghz / HIS HD6850 1G DDR5 / Gigabyte 890GPA-UD3H / G.Skill Ripjaws 4X2Gb DDR3 1666mhz
                                      Playstation 3 40G / Resistance 1 / Silent Hill: Homecoming / Dead Space

                                      "Humans in general are very self-interested, while expecting all other humans around them to be selfless."
                                      "Sometimes, it is not about whatever you can do something or not. It is about, if you cannot do it, who else can?"
                                      "A difficult task might stop you from getting it done. But it cannot stop you from trying your best."
                                      "Who you hang out with is who you will become" "Do not act on feelings, but act on facts"
                                      "It does not matter how other people sees you. What matters is how you see yourself." "Some pains are sharp, but short. Some pains are dull, but long."
                                      "I killed you ten times with my knife and you killed me 13 times with a gun so I pwned you!" -Crawdaddy79
                                      "Gorgeous white girls everywhere with that "I'M SOOO HOT AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ME" bullsh** attitude" -gts007
                                      "If you wasn't in my way, I wouldn't have shot you" -Kamille Bidan, Zeta Gundam
                                      "It is easy to give up. Anyone can do it. But I choose the hard path." -Beyond
                                      "If women can't compete with video games for our attention its their problem, not ours." -sumpwa

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                                        #2619
                                        [yt]lTC7nW0Gqq8[/yt]
                                        Athlon II X4 635 2.9Ghz / HIS HD6850 1G DDR5 / Gigabyte 890GPA-UD3H / G.Skill Ripjaws 4X2Gb DDR3 1666mhz
                                        Playstation 3 40G / Resistance 1 / Silent Hill: Homecoming / Dead Space

                                        "Humans in general are very self-interested, while expecting all other humans around them to be selfless."
                                        "Sometimes, it is not about whatever you can do something or not. It is about, if you cannot do it, who else can?"
                                        "A difficult task might stop you from getting it done. But it cannot stop you from trying your best."
                                        "Who you hang out with is who you will become" "Do not act on feelings, but act on facts"
                                        "It does not matter how other people sees you. What matters is how you see yourself." "Some pains are sharp, but short. Some pains are dull, but long."
                                        "I killed you ten times with my knife and you killed me 13 times with a gun so I pwned you!" -Crawdaddy79
                                        "Gorgeous white girls everywhere with that "I'M SOOO HOT AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ME" bullsh** attitude" -gts007
                                        "If you wasn't in my way, I wouldn't have shot you" -Kamille Bidan, Zeta Gundam
                                        "It is easy to give up. Anyone can do it. But I choose the hard path." -Beyond
                                        "If women can't compete with video games for our attention its their problem, not ours." -sumpwa

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                                          #2620
                                          [yt]JKbptWt_Qs4[/yt]
                                          Athlon II X4 635 2.9Ghz / HIS HD6850 1G DDR5 / Gigabyte 890GPA-UD3H / G.Skill Ripjaws 4X2Gb DDR3 1666mhz
                                          Playstation 3 40G / Resistance 1 / Silent Hill: Homecoming / Dead Space

                                          "Humans in general are very self-interested, while expecting all other humans around them to be selfless."
                                          "Sometimes, it is not about whatever you can do something or not. It is about, if you cannot do it, who else can?"
                                          "A difficult task might stop you from getting it done. But it cannot stop you from trying your best."
                                          "Who you hang out with is who you will become" "Do not act on feelings, but act on facts"
                                          "It does not matter how other people sees you. What matters is how you see yourself." "Some pains are sharp, but short. Some pains are dull, but long."
                                          "I killed you ten times with my knife and you killed me 13 times with a gun so I pwned you!" -Crawdaddy79
                                          "Gorgeous white girls everywhere with that "I'M SOOO HOT AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ME" bullsh** attitude" -gts007
                                          "If you wasn't in my way, I wouldn't have shot you" -Kamille Bidan, Zeta Gundam
                                          "It is easy to give up. Anyone can do it. But I choose the hard path." -Beyond
                                          "If women can't compete with video games for our attention its their problem, not ours." -sumpwa

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                                            #2621
                                            Originally posted by Payne3d View Post
                                            Get in the slow lane bitch!
                                            I like how the police officer handled that.

                                            Corrected the problem and went on his way - without a verbal warning or ticket.

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                                              #2622
                                              Originally posted by Payne3d View Post
                                              Get in the slow lane bitch!


                                              You know that trooper was like, "What the **** is this retard doing?"
                                              The man who in times of popular excitement boldly and unflinchingly resists hot-tempered clamor for an unnecessary war, and thus exposes himself to the opprobrious imputation of a lack of patriotism or of courage, to the end of saving his country from a great calamity, is, as to "loving and faithfully serving his country," at least as good a patriot as the hero of the most daring feat of arms, and a far better one than those who, with an ostentatious pretense of superior patriotism, cry for war before it is needed, especially if then they let others do the fighting. - Carl Schurz

                                              RIP Jesse

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                                                #2623
                                                [yt]Omrp4QR_Rpo[/yt]
                                                Jim Lahey: You know whats at work here? Its **** tectonics. When two **** plates strike and come together under incredible pressure, what happens Bubbs?
                                                Bubbles: What Mr Lahey?
                                                Jim Lahey: ...****-quake.

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                                                  #2624
                                                  [yt]Rk6_hdRtJOE[/yt]

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                                                    #2625
                                                    [yt]IAlWf6guFoA[/yt]

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                                                      #2626


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                                                      [yt]wsBon3DTwIY[/yt]
                                                      Darwin and Tesla.

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                                                        #2627
                                                        Originally posted by andyfowler View Post


                                                        That kid is pretty cute. He lost the battle fairly quickly.
                                                        "World's First Analyst and Therapist: the Analrapist"
                                                        "Part time Cork Soaker"

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                                                          #2628
                                                          Originally posted by Payne3d View Post
                                                          That kid is pretty cute. He lost the battle fairly quickly.
                                                          I just love the deadpan delivery by the dad. No enthusiasm, just cold, calculated child psychology...

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                                                            #2629
                                                            love the argentine kid, saw it on the news
                                                            the punch the bag fail is awesomesauce.
                                                            PSN, Steam ID, Origin: JulianLyle

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                                                              #2630
                                                              Originally posted by andyfowler View Post
                                                              [yt]wsBon3DTwIY[/yt]
                                                              [yt]9-k5J4RxQdE[/yt]

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                                                                #2631
                                                                Cool trick!

                                                                [yt]_dcn6vWLw-k[/yt]

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                                                                  #2632
                                                                  [yt]GaoLU6zKaws[/yt]

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                                                                    #2633
                                                                    Originally posted by aRandomRobot View Post
                                                                    [yt]sexysax[..yt]
                                                                    This has been posted before.

                                                                    On a related note, did anyone watch the Jimmy Fallon late night show where they had the Sax man play during every commercial break and guest appearance opener?

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                                                                      #2634
                                                                      [yt]zPcWCXBizoY[/yt]

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                                                                        #2635
                                                                        [yt]A50y2RvkN3Q[/yt]

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                                                                          #2636
                                                                          [yt]L4XhdAhbGiM[/yt]
                                                                          It doesn't matter what it's about. We're all dead. Whatever you do... eat all the pizza you can. It's... important. Stuft crust if you can.

                                                                          Now. Fly, you fools! - efin

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                                                                            #2637
                                                                            Originally posted by MangaSpawn64 View Post
                                                                            [yt]A2m2x8qJcGQ[/yt]

                                                                            Haha, the Oompa Loompa is in the movie
                                                                            Originally posted by David O. McKay
                                                                            The home is the first and most effective place to learn the lessons of life: truth, honor, virtue, self control, the value of education, honest work, and the purpose and privilege of life. Nothing can take the place of home in rearing and teaching children, and no other success can compensate for failure in the home.
                                                                            Originally posted by Albert Einstein
                                                                            Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.

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                                                                              #2638
                                                                              [yt]qh_IFymXS9o[/yt]

                                                                              DO HOOHOHOHO
                                                                              "If you can't handle me when I'm bulking, you don't deserve me when I'm cut." -- Marilyn Monbroe

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                                                                                #2639
                                                                                [yt]1wYMb4e1zwg[/yt]
                                                                                It doesn't matter what it's about. We're all dead. Whatever you do... eat all the pizza you can. It's... important. Stuft crust if you can.

                                                                                Now. Fly, you fools! - efin

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                                                                                  #2640
                                                                                  [yt]Oyg1cUs9sVQ[/yt]
                                                                                  Nothing that results from human progress is achieved with unanimous consent. And those who are enlightened before the others, are condemned to pursue that light in spite of others.

                                                                                  Life has more imagination than we carry in our dreams...

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