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    Originally posted by fellix_bg View Post
    If Chuck Norris was Indian...

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    Had me laughing the whole way.
    Originally posted by General Lee
    I've been praying for your nuts.
    Originally posted by General Lee
    If you must listen to country [music], play it backwards. You get your woman back, the dog comes back to life, Momma pops out from under the train, and it stops raining. :)

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      Originally posted by fellix_bg View Post
      If Chuck Norris was Indian...

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      This guy would own chuck norris even if he had an M60 in his hand.






      I think i laughed so hard my sides exploded.


      looks like the indian mafia were no easy push overs either.

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        Buddy Hackett - The Duck

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        Dean Martin and the Amazing Foster Brooks chat in a Bar.
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        No longer here

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          360 games



          Lose = Be careful not to lose that.
          Loose = The bolts are loose.
          There = She is there now.
          Their = They have their things.
          They're = They're going to the mall.
          To = They came to the house.
          Too = That's too bad.
          Two = 2.
          Your = Your dinner is ready.
          You're = If you're 150lbs you'd better have a 6 pack.

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            Originally posted by ice View Post
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            And that is why I would never own a Pug..

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                  I find it insanely sad that he is getting chased around like a Beatle. Although I find it some what comforting that he handled it so poorly.

                  Beatles
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                  not speaking for all and if I am wrong I never said it.
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                    Originally posted by Renocide View Post
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                    How I despise such mentality...

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                      OMGWTFBBQHAXOR!
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                      -Trunks0
                      not speaking for all and if I am wrong I never said it.
                      (plz note that is meant as a joke)


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                        lol i like how he tried to escape on a segway.

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                            Originally posted by Quickstrike View Post
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                            Thats so evil!!

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                              Pro-tip: in the stead of screaming, attempt to gain time by re-applying throttle and pulling up to level. By all means smack the pilot about the face but don't squander that critical moment.
                              Look on the bright side, one day our sun will supernova red giant and this won't even be a memory.

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                                What would the tweens do upon succesfully running the elusive Bieber to ground? I'm guessing emotional breakdown and/or standing around awkwardly. Ideally, however, they would tear him limb from limb in a sort of feeding frenzy (and be done with it).
                                Look on the bright side, one day our sun will supernova red giant and this won't even be a memory.

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                                  I'm not a huge fan of Galifianakis but:

                                  Episode 9: Zach sits down with from “The Office” and they quite possibly discuss “Dinner for Schmucks”.
                                  Originally posted by Install
                                  Who's my favorite porn star? Any chic that doesn't look like my wife.

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                                    Originally posted by Renocide View Post
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                                    Humans are, most certainly, most, most certainly quite an interesting species.
                                    Originally posted by General Lee
                                    I've been praying for your nuts.
                                    Originally posted by General Lee
                                    If you must listen to country [music], play it backwards. You get your woman back, the dog comes back to life, Momma pops out from under the train, and it stops raining. :)

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                                      Originally posted by schwartz View Post
                                      I'm not a huge fan of Galifianakis but:

                                      http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ed3...s-steve-carell
                                      HAHAHAHAHA
                                      Originally posted by General Lee
                                      I've been praying for your nuts.
                                      Originally posted by General Lee
                                      If you must listen to country [music], play it backwards. You get your woman back, the dog comes back to life, Momma pops out from under the train, and it stops raining. :)

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                                        Originally posted by schwartz View Post
                                        I'm not a huge fan of Galifianakis but:

                                        http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ed3...s-steve-carell


                                        I just saw a clip of the ending on TV awhile ago, but the whole thing was ****ing funny.

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                                        360 games



                                        Lose = Be careful not to lose that.
                                        Loose = The bolts are loose.
                                        There = She is there now.
                                        Their = They have their things.
                                        They're = They're going to the mall.
                                        To = They came to the house.
                                        Too = That's too bad.
                                        Two = 2.
                                        Your = Your dinner is ready.
                                        You're = If you're 150lbs you'd better have a 6 pack.

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                                          I'm not a registered Republican, and I've never lived anywhere near Tennessee, but goddammit, I want to vote for this guy.

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                                          And in case you thought that made no sense, here's his website, which clarifies his positions. Don't forget to read the "Things I done for my citizens" section. I've read item #8 three times, and I still have no idea what it says.
                                          Last edited by Djinn; Jul 30, 2010, 06:27 PM.
                                          "The history of intellectual progress is written in the lives of infidels."

                                          - Robert Ingersoll (1833 - 1899)

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                                            ^ What?

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                                              Perky McGiggles
                                              And he sayeth unto Perky, the numbers 2, 5, and/or 7 are an
                                              abomination and should never be used in an internet forum
                                              name, so sayeth the Lord.
                                              - Penguins 22, chapter 3, verse 8

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                                                Originally posted by Djinn View Post
                                                I'm not a registered Republican, and I've never lived anywhere near Tennessee, but goddammit, I want to vote for this guy.

                                                [yt]1hvaeHllwtw[/yt]

                                                And in case you thought that made no sense, here's his website, which clarifies his positions. Don't forget to read the "Things I done for my citizens" section. I've read item #8 three times, and I still have no idea what it says.
                                                He's fighting people and officials who are promoting slavery?? I wouldnt judge his bad text too hard he's cajun by the sounds of him.
                                                I talked to the tree. Thats why they put me away!..." Peter Sellers, The Goon Show
                                                Only superficial people cant be superficial... Oscar Wilde

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                                                "The Intelligibility of the Universe itself needs explanation. It is not the gaps of understanding of the world that points to God but rather the very comprehensibility of scientific and other forms of understanding that requires an explanation." -Richard Swinburne

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                                                  Vintage soviet gas masks turned into kazoos.

                                                  You, citizen, listen to meh sing!

                                                  "Over here Stalker, I have something that might interest you."
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                                                  From MSDS on sodium chloride(table salt):

                                                  Precautions:
                                                  Keep locked up. Do not ingest. Do not breathe dust. Avoid contact with eyes. Wear suitable protective clothing. If ingested,
                                                  seek medical advice immediately and show the container or the label. Keep away from incompatibles such as oxidizing
                                                  agents, acids.

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                                                      Thats an old french car ad that had techno music... now wihth Indian music so kinda odd...
                                                      I talked to the tree. Thats why they put me away!..." Peter Sellers, The Goon Show
                                                      Only superficial people cant be superficial... Oscar Wilde

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                                                      Ignore List: Keystone, Andino... -My Baron, he wishes to inform you that vendetta, as he puts it in the ancient tongue, the art of kanlee is still alive... He does not wish to meet or speak with you...-
                                                      "Either half my colleagues are enormously stupid, or else the science of darwinism is fully compatible with conventional religious beliefs and equally compatible with atheism." -Stephen Jay Gould, Rock of Ages.
                                                      "The Intelligibility of the Universe itself needs explanation. It is not the gaps of understanding of the world that points to God but rather the very comprehensibility of scientific and other forms of understanding that requires an explanation." -Richard Swinburne

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                                                      www.plasma-universe.com/pseudoskepticism/

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                                                        "Yes, but God has the right to get away with anything. Shoot animals, make ugly women, allow the existence of religious nuts, and watch liederhosen-wearing midget poodle-licking pornography. God's a sick bastard." - OzzieBloke



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                                                          Originally posted by Perky McGiggles View Post
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                                                          "Yes, but God has the right to get away with anything. Shoot animals, make ugly women, allow the existence of religious nuts, and watch liederhosen-wearing midget poodle-licking pornography. God's a sick bastard." - OzzieBloke



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                                                          (O.o)
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                                                            Welcome back folks. To celebrate, here's a touch of awesome.

                                                            The video is much longer than it needs to be... Jump to about 40s, and then play.

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                                                            "The history of intellectual progress is written in the lives of infidels."

                                                            - Robert Ingersoll (1833 - 1899)

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                                                              I know no one else will find these funny, but this guy is known all around the internet for having the worst form known to man.

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                                                              I'm surprised he's not in the hospital. What a tool.

                                                              6600k|16GB of GSkill|500GB 850 Pro|Gigabyte GTX 1070 G1 |Asus Z170-AR|Windows 10 64 Enterprise


                                                              360 games



                                                              Lose = Be careful not to lose that.
                                                              Loose = The bolts are loose.
                                                              There = She is there now.
                                                              Their = They have their things.
                                                              They're = They're going to the mall.
                                                              To = They came to the house.
                                                              Too = That's too bad.
                                                              Two = 2.
                                                              Your = Your dinner is ready.
                                                              You're = If you're 150lbs you'd better have a 6 pack.

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                                                                Oh Christ, I was cringing in anticipation of him snapping in half backwards and/or slipping on the wet plywood. Dolt.
                                                                Look on the bright side, one day our sun will supernova red giant and this won't even be a memory.

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                                                                  Originally posted by Djinn View Post
                                                                  Welcome back folks. To celebrate, here's a touch of awesome.

                                                                  The video is much longer than it needs to be... Jump to about 40s, and then play.

                                                                  [yt]364dzVsBs2o[/yt]
                                                                  Some cool info: Tibeten monks, after twenty years or so of practise in the Himalaya, control their brain stem - they can control their heart beat, blood pressure etc. After thirty years they can connect to the internet purely by meditation, setting TCP stacks in their neurons and stuff. Right now I am chatting with a monk who is sitting naked in an ice storm on his towel, his only possesion. He's using ipv6.

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                                                                    Originally posted by Auric View Post
                                                                    Oh Christ, I was cringing in anticipation of him snapping in half backwards and/or slipping on the wet plywood. Dolt.


                                                                    I especially like how he stands there waiting for the go ahead that the guy is filming, just so he gets himself chalking up and sniffing **** on film to look like a badass.

                                                                    He has a ton more videos, his squats are also painfully laughable. He also went to a strongman competition and pretty much failed to do a single event.

                                                                    6600k|16GB of GSkill|500GB 850 Pro|Gigabyte GTX 1070 G1 |Asus Z170-AR|Windows 10 64 Enterprise


                                                                    360 games



                                                                    Lose = Be careful not to lose that.
                                                                    Loose = The bolts are loose.
                                                                    There = She is there now.
                                                                    Their = They have their things.
                                                                    They're = They're going to the mall.
                                                                    To = They came to the house.
                                                                    Too = That's too bad.
                                                                    Two = 2.
                                                                    Your = Your dinner is ready.
                                                                    You're = If you're 150lbs you'd better have a 6 pack.

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                                                                      Originally posted by ice View Post
                                                                      I especially like how he stands there waiting for the go ahead that the guy is filming, just so he gets himself chalking up and sniffing **** on film to look like a badass.

                                                                      He has a ton more videos, his squats are also painfully laughable. He also went to a strongman competition and pretty much failed to do a single event.
                                                                      How hasn't he injured himself? Seriously, it's a ****ing miracle.
                                                                      Originally posted by General Lee
                                                                      I've been praying for your nuts.
                                                                      Originally posted by General Lee
                                                                      If you must listen to country [music], play it backwards. You get your woman back, the dog comes back to life, Momma pops out from under the train, and it stops raining. :)

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                                                                        Originally posted by GravY View Post
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                                                                        Dude....is that Chris Rock?
                                                                        Butterscotch Morsels.

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                                                                          Originally posted by HiThere View Post
                                                                          Dude....is that Chris Rock?
                                                                          Axe yerself dis: do he have muppet hands?
                                                                          Look on the bright side, one day our sun will supernova red giant and this won't even be a memory.

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                                                                            Treat the cause, not the symptom.™JW.ORG
                                                                            2 Peter 3:3) For YOU know this first, that in the last days there will come ridiculers with their ridicule, proceeding according to their own desires 4) and saying: “Where is this promised presence of his? Why, from the day our forefathers fell asleep [in death], all things are continuing exactly as from creation’s beginning.” 5) For, according to their wish, this fact escapes their notice [...]

                                                                            8) However, let this one fact not be escaping YOUR notice, beloved ones, that one day is with Jehovah as a thousand years and a thousand years as one day. 9) Jehovah is not slow respecting his promise, as some people consider slowness, but he is patient with YOU because he does not desire any to be destroyed but desires all to attain to repentance.
                                                                            Like 12Bass says, critical thinking and the scientific method are probably the best tools we have to avoid it. (bias)

                                                                            However, this method relies on repeatable, falsifiable hypotheses and theories. Only an extremely small spectrum of time and space can be rendered into these, or at least a good approximation of such.

                                                                            -RFtinkerer

                                                                            “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.” ― Daniel J. Boorstin

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                                                                              Originally posted by schwartz View Post
                                                                              I'm not a huge fan of Galifianakis but:

                                                                              http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ed3...s-steve-carell
                                                                              That was some funny stuff right there. I especially like the part about swimming past the buoy and people think you're an island. HAHAHAHAHA

                                                                              Originally posted by Djinn View Post
                                                                              Welcome back folks. To celebrate, here's a touch of awesome.

                                                                              The video is much longer than it needs to be... Jump to about 40s, and then play.

                                                                              [yt]364dzVsBs2o[/yt]
                                                                              Makes me crack up laughing because the first thought that comes to mind in it's the new Michale J. Fox edition.


                                                                              Last edited by Uber_Tiny; Aug 8, 2010, 12:13 AM.
                                                                              INSERT 'StupidPoliticalOpinion'
                                                                              INTO STUPID.POLITICAL.ARGUMENT
                                                                              WHERE Title = "HOW TO OFFEND OTHERS AND START FIGHTS OVER STUPID SH*T";

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                                                                                Originally posted by DorXtar View Post
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                                                                                LOL getting a bit carried way with his new destructive toy there... couple more minutes of that and the remaining apt would be on fire, rattled with holes and generally not a nice place to live in anymore...
                                                                                I talked to the tree. Thats why they put me away!..." Peter Sellers, The Goon Show
                                                                                Only superficial people cant be superficial... Oscar Wilde

                                                                                Piledriver Rig 2016: Gigabyte G1 gaming 990fx. FX 8350 cpu. XFX RX 480 GTR Cats 22.7.1, SoundBlaster ZXR, 2 x 8 gig ddr3 1866 Kingston. 1 x 2tb Firecuda seagate with 8 gig mlc SSHD. Sharp 60" 4k 60 hz tv. Win 10 home.

                                                                                Ryzen Rig 2017: Gigabyte X370 K7 F50d bios. Ryzen 5800X3D :). 2 x 8 ddr4 3600 (@3200) Cas 16 Gskill. Sapphire Vega 64 Reference Cooler Cats 22.4.1. 1700 mhz @1.1v. Soundblaster X Ae5, 32" Dell S3220DGF 1440p Freesync Premium Pro monitor, Kingston A2000 1TB NVME. 4 TB HGST NAS HD. Win 11 pro.

                                                                                Ignore List: Keystone, Andino... -My Baron, he wishes to inform you that vendetta, as he puts it in the ancient tongue, the art of kanlee is still alive... He does not wish to meet or speak with you...-
                                                                                "Either half my colleagues are enormously stupid, or else the science of darwinism is fully compatible with conventional religious beliefs and equally compatible with atheism." -Stephen Jay Gould, Rock of Ages.
                                                                                "The Intelligibility of the Universe itself needs explanation. It is not the gaps of understanding of the world that points to God but rather the very comprehensibility of scientific and other forms of understanding that requires an explanation." -Richard Swinburne

                                                                                www.realitysandwich.com

                                                                                www.plasma-universe.com/pseudoskepticism/

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                                                                                  From MSDS on sodium chloride(table salt):

                                                                                  Precautions:
                                                                                  Keep locked up. Do not ingest. Do not breathe dust. Avoid contact with eyes. Wear suitable protective clothing. If ingested,
                                                                                  seek medical advice immediately and show the container or the label. Keep away from incompatibles such as oxidizing
                                                                                  agents, acids.

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