Actually, when my wife screamed and she pointed at the mouse, I just said "Oh... crap..." then I shrugged, "Eh.. Oh well..." and went back drinking my Mountain Dew.
Mountain Dew > Dead mouse
Haha, that reaction is acceptable as well.
...But man... the "you're terminated" thing would have been sweet.
Please tell me you said, "You're teminated" just before you stepped on it.
Complete with austrian accent of course.
LOL! That would have been funny.
Actually, when my wife screamed and she pointed at the mouse, I just said "Oh... crap..." then I shrugged, "Eh.. Oh well..." and went back drinking my Mountain Dew.
I've seen someone drink a pint glass containing ketchup, brown sauce, mint sauce, salt, pepper, mayonnaise, salad cream, tartare sauce, horseradish, bitter, lager, guiness, vodka and redbull in it. He got £25 for that though! ($45)
That's a big mouse. Like someone else said, there's probably more around. How much did you pay that guy to tell you that you have mice I don't know the name of them, but there are these mousetraps that are easy to set(you just sqeeze the end, they look like a clip), not the traditional ones, put a little peanut butter on them and mice just can't resist. They have a big V on top of them. All my kittens are gone or i'd offer you one.
For the past week, I've noticed some chew holes in potato chip bags and little droppings all around the house. I called an exterminator and he said that I have a mouse! Well... I have YET to see a mouse... until today! I enter the kitchen to get me a Mountain Dew from the fridge. Since I just got off from school, I'm still wearing shoes and all (and they are pretty thick shoes). I got a drink and then stepped back and then in comes my wife in the kitchen and starts SCREAMING! I'm like "WHAT?" And there it was... dead... right next to the fridge. As I opened the fridge for a nice refreshing Mountain Dew, I accidentally stepped on and crushed the little culprit. Here is a pic from the scene of the crime:
Farewell you potato bag chewin', turd droppin' menace!
I hardly knew ye!
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