The Culprit – found and terminated!

[infamous_pb]

For the past week, I've noticed some chew holes in potato chip bags and little droppings all around the house. I called an exterminator and he said that I have a mouse! Well... I have YET to see a mouse... until today! I enter the kitchen to get me a Mountain Dew from the fridge. Since I just got off from school, I'm still wearing shoes and all (and they are pretty thick shoes). I got a drink and then stepped back and then in comes my wife in the kitchen and starts SCREAMING! I'm like "WHAT?" And there it was... dead... right next to the fridge. As I opened the fridge for a nice refreshing Mountain Dew, I accidentally stepped on and crushed the little culprit. Here is a pic from the scene of the crime:



Farewell you potato bag chewin', turd droppin' menace!
I hardly knew ye!

[pink_pants]

Ewwwww.

[switchAMG]

RIP lil fella.

[Robbiesan]

RIP mickey...

[Twinke Masta]

that rat got its ass terminated

RIP , dead stuff = teh noes

[ZhaoYun]

If there's one, there's probably more.

[BassAckwards]

i am glad that there were

[infamous_pb]

Come to think about it... I have yet to check my shoe to see if there is any "mouse goo" or anything.

LOL!! And I even went back to school afterwards with the mouse killing shoe.


I should dare someone to lick my shoe for $1

[pink_pants]

I should dare someone to lick my shoe for $1

What kind of people do you hang out with that would readily lick your shoe for one dollar????

[ZhaoYun]

I've seen people do it for $5.

[pink_pants]

I've seen people do it for $5.

And this is one more reason why I'll never have the desire to understand how men's minds work

[Drexion]

What kind of people do you hang out with that would readily lick your shoe for one dollar????

GUYS

[iTHCi]

That's a big mouse. Like someone else said, there's probably more around. How much did you pay that guy to tell you that you have mice I don't know the name of them, but there are these mousetraps that are easy to set(you just sqeeze the end, they look like a clip), not the traditional ones, put a little peanut butter on them and mice just can't resist. They have a big V on top of them. All my kittens are gone or i'd offer you one.

[AluminumHaste]

That'd be a small rat.

[Roxen]

He looks so peaceful.

[PiIsExactly3]

Please tell me you said, "You're teminated" just before you stepped on it.

Complete with austrian accent of course.

[sumpwa]

i'm glad i'm not the only one supporting a mouse inquistion

[GravY]

poor fella was just trying to make a livin.. :sad:

[Perky McGiggles]

[LIFE]Deleted![/LIFE]

[DrHLecter]

I've seen someone drink a pint glass containing ketchup, brown sauce, mint sauce, salt, pepper, mayonnaise, salad cream, tartare sauce, horseradish, bitter, lager, guiness, vodka and redbull in it. He got £25 for that though! ($45)

[infamous_pb]

Please tell me you said, "You're teminated" just before you stepped on it.

Complete with austrian accent of course.

LOL! That would have been funny.

Actually, when my wife screamed and she pointed at the mouse, I just said "Oh... crap..." then I shrugged, "Eh.. Oh well..." and went back drinking my Mountain Dew.

Mountain Dew > Dead mouse

[shockwave]

poor mouse

[PiIsExactly3]

LOL! That would have been funny.

Actually, when my wife screamed and she pointed at the mouse, I just said "Oh... crap..." then I shrugged, "Eh.. Oh well..." and went back drinking my Mountain Dew.

Mountain Dew > Dead mouse

Haha, that reaction is acceptable as well.

...But man... the "you're terminated" thing would have been sweet.

[Potato Masher!]

If thats teh baby..........

(Think aliens )