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    Rage3d official "Mock the ministry of homeland defense" thread.

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    Ill start!


    Dont worry rays of light wont kill you. But if they are terrorist rays of lights:


    1) Stop the car


    2) Roll around and pray our goverment will make it all better


    3) proceed to burst into flames when you realise the goverment cant do ****.
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    #2


    Alien overloads, understand that there is sweet, sweet goodness being cover by our skeleton structure system.
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      #3

      Have pills, lots of pills.
      -Er, no offense, but you are a robot, aren't you?

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        #4

        You are here.

        But you want to be here:

        Remember, always being behind a wall of anything will protect you from Nuclear fallout.
        I like applesauce

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          #5

          Your keyboard will save you if you own a ATI card.
          -Er, no offense, but you are a robot, aren't you?

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            #6
            When handling the person that you just murdered:


            1) Clean your hands and proceed to call some friends to tell of your accomplishments


            3) Understand the importance of removing his blood from your eyes. That’s a sign of guiltiness. So fresh, So clean.


            3) Proceed to drag the body to the old, useless fallout shelter


            4) The electronic items made you do it. Seriously.
            Last edited by kegking; Feb 27, 2003, 06:19 PM.
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            |MSI K7N2 Delta | Radeon 9700 PRO |
            | Nvidia Onboard sound | WD 120GB SE |
            | Lite-on 24102B | Pioneer DVD-115 |
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              #7


              In case of nuclear, biological and chemical attacks face masks are of little use. In cases of a bad case of AGB "After Grog Bog" though, they may provide some relief

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                #8


                Realize the importance to having your family" in before teh lock!"
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                |MSI K7N2 Delta | Radeon 9700 PRO |
                | Nvidia Onboard sound | WD 120GB SE |
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                  #9

                  Go to jail.


                  Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars.
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                    #10

                    I for one would like to welcome the rise of our new electronic masters.


                    I hail and coil at your might oh plugged ones


                    The furniture is rebelling. You should use the humans to coil their insurrection.
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                    |MSI K7N2 Delta | Radeon 9700 PRO |
                    | Nvidia Onboard sound | WD 120GB SE |
                    | Lite-on 24102B | Pioneer DVD-115 |
                    ------------------------
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                      | Nvidia Onboard sound | WD 120GB SE |
                      | Lite-on 24102B | Pioneer DVD-115 |
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