Rage3d official "Mock the ministry of homeland defense" thread.

[kegking]

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Ill start!


Dont worry rays of light wont kill you. But if they are terrorist rays of lights:


1) Stop the car


2) Roll around and pray our goverment will make it all better


3) proceed to burst into flames when you realise the goverment cant do ****.

[kegking]

Alien overloads, understand that there is sweet, sweet goodness being cover by our skeleton structure system.

[ZeroDoom]

Have pills, lots of pills.

[Brando]

You are here.

But you want to be here:

Remember, always being behind a wall of anything will protect you from Nuclear fallout.

[ZeroDoom]

Your keyboard will save you if you own a ATI card.

[kegking]

When handling the person that you just murdered:


1) Clean your hands and proceed to call some friends to tell of your accomplishments


3) Understand the importance of removing his blood from your eyes. That’s a sign of guiltiness. So fresh, So clean.


3) Proceed to drag the body to the old, useless fallout shelter


4) The electronic items made you do it. Seriously.

[Shikatanai]

In case of nuclear, biological and chemical attacks face masks are of little use. In cases of a bad case of AGB "After Grog Bog" though, they may provide some relief

[kegking]

Realize the importance to having your family" in before teh lock!"

[kegking]

Go to jail.


Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars.

[kegking]

I for one would like to welcome the rise of our new electronic masters.


I hail and coil at your might oh plugged ones


The furniture is rebelling. You should use the humans to coil their insurrection.

[kegking]

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