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Old Jun 27, 2014, 07:25 AM   #1
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Default [NSFW] Fleshlight Launchpad

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No skin but might not be suitable for some jobs

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Video fixed, Youtube removed it for some reason. Apparently jesus crowd at Youtube struck again.
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Old Jun 27, 2014, 07:35 AM   #2
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Old Jun 27, 2014, 09:29 AM   #3
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I'm sure there are better ipad stands out there that don't require a constant erection.
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Old Jun 27, 2014, 09:36 AM   #4
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I'm sure there are better ipad stands out there that don't require a constant erection.
I don't think that that is its intended use. I'm not going to explain it further though... no.
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Old Jun 27, 2014, 09:43 AM   #5
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I don't think that that is its intended use. I'm not going to explain it further though... no.
Clearly, this is meant to exercise your dong using the weight of the tablet as resistance. It's a penis mightier.
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Old Jun 27, 2014, 10:27 AM   #6
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I don't think that that is its intended use. I'm not going to explain it further though... no.
Almost...almost had you.
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Old Jun 27, 2014, 10:47 AM   #7
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I don't think that that is its intended use. I'm not going to explain it further though... no.
How do I use Fleshlight products?
Warm your Fleshlight Sleeve by removing it from the case and soaking it in a sink/tub filled with warm water. If necessary, drain the water and repeat the process with new warm water. Do NOT boil or microwave your sleeve!

Shake off excess water and replace the sleeve into the Fleshlight case; adjust the tightness of the cap at the bottom to vary the suction; finish by applying a liberal amount of water-based lubricant to the orifice and yourself. If the Fleshlight Sleeve still feels too cold to you, try warming lube or warming your existing lubricant in the sink/tub at the same time as the sleeve.

Your Fleshlight product is now ready for use.

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Old Jun 27, 2014, 12:39 PM   #8
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Old Jun 27, 2014, 02:13 PM   #9
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How do I use Fleshlight products?
Warm your Fleshlight Sleeve by removing it from the case and soaking it in a sink/tub filled with warm water. If necessary, drain the water and repeat the process with new warm water. Do NOT boil or microwave your sleeve!

Shake off excess water and replace the sleeve into the Fleshlight case; adjust the tightness of the cap at the bottom to vary the suction; finish by applying a liberal amount of water-based lubricant to the orifice and yourself. If the Fleshlight Sleeve still feels too cold to you, try warming lube or warming your existing lubricant in the sink/tub at the same time as the sleeve.

Your Fleshlight product is now ready for use.

Instructions unclear. Stuck my dick in it.


When the dubstep kicks in, I'm getting the impression of that dude going to town on his tablet while his gf/wife/mistress is trying to figure out why the camera is shaking all over the place.

"There was a 8.0 earthquake just now, dear. Lasted a good 2 minutes...."
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Old Jun 27, 2014, 10:34 PM   #10
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Sorry but fleshlight is so last year...this year it's all about going to the hospital to try out that robot-nurse sperm extractor.
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Old Jun 28, 2014, 08:05 AM   #11
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ROFLMAO...
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Old Jun 28, 2014, 12:03 PM   #12
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So...

If I plug it in, and access Rage3D does that mean I get some Fleshlight action?
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Old Jun 28, 2014, 04:20 PM   #14
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Old Jun 28, 2014, 07:08 PM   #15
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Damnit DaPhoenix, you browse weird sites. First the Autoblow, the man stuck in a vagy and now this
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So when are they going to appear on the Apple store?
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Apple device screws you, so never.
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Old Jun 29, 2014, 01:06 AM   #18
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Damnit DaPhoenix, you browse weird sites. First the Autoblow, the man stuck in a vagy and now this
I got the link from a chick no less. I think I need new, normal female friends
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Old Jun 29, 2014, 05:01 AM   #20
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I got the link from a chick no less.

Clearly she is trying to send you a signal, don't be a pussy, plow time
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