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Old Aug 21, 2013, 03:22 AM   #1
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Question Slippery chicks...

So there is this girl. I'm pretty into her, but we only met in person once. Yet she's been texting me for hours on end the past few days flirting. The maddening thing is that she won't agree to go out on a date yet. She hints at it and jokes... but no date yet. I've made 110% apparent I'm perusing her outright and keep pushing the issue, but she seems to just love the chase...

What the hell is going on?
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Old Aug 21, 2013, 03:32 AM   #2
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Old Aug 21, 2013, 03:32 AM   #3
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don't make it so obvious that you are into her. Takes part of the chase away for her. Women = crazy...

Ignore/slow respond her for a while and watch her go crazy!!
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Old Aug 21, 2013, 04:01 AM   #4
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Title is misleading... I expected to see pictures of wet slippery chicks
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So there is this girl. I'm pretty into her, but we only met in person once. Yet she's been texting me for hours on end the past few days flirting. The maddening thing is that she won't agree to go out on a date yet. She hints at it and jokes... but no date yet. I've made 110% apparent I'm perusing her outright and keep pushing the issue, but she seems to just love the chase...

What the hell is going on?
I've had that two or three times and I concluded that she was happy for the texting to be a way to spend some time, but she wasn't really interested in anything more. Left it at that, chose to spend my time on other / better options.
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don't make it so obvious that you are into her. Takes part of the chase away for her. Women = crazy...

Ignore/slow respond her for a while and watch her go crazy!!
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Old Aug 21, 2013, 07:09 AM   #8
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don't make it so obvious that you are into her. Takes part of the chase away for her. Women = crazy...

Ignore/slow respond her for a while and watch her go crazy!!
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Old Aug 21, 2013, 07:15 AM   #9
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Give her the cold shoulder for 4 days. Not 3, because they expect 3. Not 5, because they go completely and utterly batshit insane after 5 days of silence. 4 days. To the minute.

Then, you send her a text. The text reads thusly:

"Hi."

That's it. Nothing more. Nothing less... though less would be difficult. Just that one word.

Then watch the reaction. Based on that reaction, you will know whether or not she's worth pursuing.

Rest assured that most of the reactions will mean she's not worth pursuing. The one that would make her worth pursuing would go something like this:

"Are you okay? I thought you were dead or something. Hope you are alright."

If she uses a smiley face, or LOL, or bitches at you, or makes a joke, or anything else... she's not worth it.
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Old Aug 21, 2013, 07:30 AM   #10
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Why are you confused?

Have you ever played chasing kids?

As SOON as you stop and run the other way, THEY CHASE YOU.

The mechanics are exactly the same...
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She probably has a boyfriend already.
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So there is this girl. I'm pretty into her, but we only met in person once. Yet she's been texting me for hours on end the past few days flirting. The maddening thing is that she won't agree to go out on a date yet. She hints at it and jokes... but no date yet. I've made 110% apparent I'm perusing her outright and keep pushing the issue, but she seems to just love the chase...

What the hell is going on?
Make her come to you. You asked her on a date, she refused. Let that be that. Now, your job is to be nonchalant and pay her no mind. When she asks, 'what's wrong', just say you've been busy and have stuff on your mind. That's it. Don't tell her what's on your mind. If she presses you, just say "personal stuff, don't worry about it", and walk off. Act like you don't give a **** about her. She'll come to you.

STOP pursuing her immediately and follow my advice. She WANTS you to chase her. But right now she has all the power - she'll make you go crazy with the "is she going to date me or not". Ignore her silly games.
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STOP pursuing her immediately and follow my advice. She WANTS you to chase her. But right now she has all the power - she'll make you go crazy with the "is she going to date me or not". Ignore her silly games.
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This seems like the perfect post for this thread... You know, the thread you made for this sort of thing...
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**** the games and find someone who doesn't act like a child, life is way too short for this kind of crap.
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Oh for craps sake.

The next time she texts you, you answer right back this exact message.

Hey, not to be rude or anything but I seriously need some pussy right now. You in or out?

If she says she's in then hop on over there and bang her with the ferocity of your inner Terry Crews. Bring the white pee and make it rain.

If she says nothing then do not respond back until she makes another text. Do Not under any circumstances be the one to text first after making your statement. If she never answers, well there's you answer.

If she does respond (even if its some time later) with a solid no or tries to joke and change the subject, simply respond with this.

That's cool, I'm out on a mission, later.

Then dress up go out and ****ing have a great time. I mean have a GREAT TIME. Meet chicks and take lots of pictures with your cell phone. If you get laid, even better, if not then be the life of the party and again take photos.

Wait a day.

Your friend will undoubtedly at some point in the 48 hours since your bombshell, text you with a response of "Well how did you do?" or "Did you get lucky" or something to that effect.

Just respond with one of the pics with a girl and just text back "Mission Accomplished".

She will of course want to know more, but never ever mention anything about that night. NOTHING, EVER, just change the subject.

That will drive her absolutely f-ing nuts and before you know it she will be texting you with I need dick.
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Give her the cold shoulder for 4 days. Not 3, because they expect 3. Not 5, because they go completely and utterly batshit insane after 5 days of silence. 4 days. To the minute.

Then, you send her a text. The text reads thusly:

"Hi."

That's it. Nothing more. Nothing less... though less would be difficult. Just that one word.

Then watch the reaction. Based on that reaction, you will know whether or not she's worth pursuing.

Rest assured that most of the reactions will mean she's not worth pursuing. The one that would make her worth pursuing would go something like this:

"Are you okay? I thought you were dead or something. Hope you are alright."

If she uses a smiley face, or LOL, or bitches at you, or makes a joke, or anything else... she's not worth it.
You had me until that part.
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So there is this girl. I'm pretty into her, but we only met in person once. Yet she's been texting me for hours on end the past few days flirting. The maddening thing is that she won't agree to go out on a date yet. She hints at it and jokes... but no date yet. I've made 110% apparent I'm perusing her outright and keep pushing the issue, but she seems to just love the chase...

What the hell is going on?
She's leading you on and you're letting her. Grow a pair and stop texting her.
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Congrats I've ordered a piano suit off Amazon for you cause you're getting played. Hard.

Tell her to find a high school kid to play with, that you want a woman not a girl.
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Old Aug 21, 2013, 11:51 AM   #27
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Old Aug 21, 2013, 12:21 PM   #28
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She probably broke up with somebody or isn't getting any attention from a guy she likes, so she's leading you on just to feel good about herself.
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Old Aug 21, 2013, 12:29 PM   #29
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She probably broke up with somebody or isn't getting any attention from a guy she likes, so she's leading you on just to feel good about herself.
I think some here has good info on this.
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If I were single, I'd show you guys how it's done.

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