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Old Apr 26, 2010, 02:24 AM   #1
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So my 9 year old boy says " Dad, I wanna see boobs! "..He is relentless about this....What do I do? He even said " Dad, one boob is cool, just let me see one! " Has been all over me for lat 2 days.

What do I do? He is a good kid and my wife and I do shelter him some bu damn is he gonna be trouble!

Show him NatG boobs? Just boobs, Chick and boob? nothing? HELP!!!!
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Old Apr 26, 2010, 02:34 AM   #2
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show him the internet
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Old Apr 26, 2010, 02:37 AM   #3
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.. He knows the net cause of his 13 year brother but dad ---> ME knows the PC's and his own router... Loosen the reigns a bit? Even my 13 year old has no facebook.
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Old Apr 26, 2010, 02:39 AM   #4
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Doesn't he have an older sister?
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Show him one of yours.

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lol, no sister, I had two..He has none
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So my 9 year old boy says " Dad, I wanna see boobs! "..He is relentless about this....What do I do? He even said " Dad, one boob is cool, just let me see one! " Has been all over me for lat 2 days.

What do I do? He is a good kid and my wife and I do shelter him some bu damn is he gonna be trouble!

Show him NatG boobs? Just boobs, Chick and boob? nothing? HELP!!!!
show him ur boobs that should satisfy em. and tell em "Son this is wut u call a nipple!" and a Nipple is a commodity and commodity needs a price"

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Old Apr 26, 2010, 03:47 AM   #9
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That kid is awesome!

I hope my kid turns out that good
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Old Apr 26, 2010, 07:32 AM   #10
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So what's the problem then? Give him a softcore porno mag or something.
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Link him to 4CH and tell him to go exploring. He'll grow up quick.
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I blame your wife for forcing boobs into his face, several times a day for the first year of his life. He's probably developed some boobage fetish.
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Show him some man boobs. That'll knock the ardour out of him.
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Old Apr 26, 2010, 09:52 AM   #14
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That's not good, he's already so horny he "needs" to see tits. Did he hit puberty already? BTW why are you on rage3d for parenting advice?
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That's better than your son "needing" to watch Bruno...
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That's not good, he's already so horny he "needs" to see tits. Did he hit puberty already? BTW why are you on rage3d for parenting advice?

I think its "need" in the 9 year old sense of the term. I need a drink, need to see 5 more minutes of TV, need to have a dog, need new clothes, need to stay off school today.
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Regardless, sounds like he just heard his friends at school talk about how great boobies are and he's excited to see them now.
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Show him granny saggers. That will put him off at least until puberty.
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too bad there aren't any scrambled playboy channels anymore...
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Yea I have thought about just showing him the boobs cause I do not think it is a big deal but then kids go to school and talk. Next thing ya know I am peddling porn to minors.
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Thank goodness my kids are not like that.
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lol there is a babe thread on this OT. But I don't know how to comment about your son. lol...he's probably already grew up too fast.
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So my 9 year old boy says " Dad, I wanna see boobs! "..He is relentless about this....What do I do? He even said " Dad, one boob is cool, just let me see one! " Has been all over me for lat 2 days.

What do I do? He is a good kid and my wife and I do shelter him some bu damn is he gonna be trouble!

Show him NatG boobs? Just boobs, Chick and boob? nothing? HELP!!!!
Have you gotten to the root of WHY he feels he needs to see one?

If you follow through, it's probably time to start the "sex ed" - I agree with what a previous post said in spirit; if he's going to see one, it should be in the clinical sense, not exploitative in any way shape or form. If you make it seem interesting in any way it WILL make an impression (vs. being very "meh so what" about it - i mean roughly half the population has them - more if you count some men!).
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So my 9 year old boy says " Dad, I wanna see boobs! "..He is relentless about this....What do I do? He even said " Dad, one boob is cool, just let me see one! " Has been all over me for lat 2 days.

What do I do? He is a good kid and my wife and I do shelter him some bu damn is he gonna be trouble!

Show him NatG boobs? Just boobs, Chick and boob? nothing? HELP!!!!
1st at least you know he's straight.
2nd you might think he's trouble, but look at it this way. He's 9yrs old and still doesn't know how to use the Internet. You just need to go to Google and search things like "World War II" or "Barney" or "this search is totally innocent" or "1+1=2" and since it's the Internet only pr0n shows up.
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Google Elves or Elfs and watch what ya get... LOLOLOL

Me and a friend were doing some X-Mas thing at school back in 6th grade and we typed in "Elves" and we were like.. "OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIII********!"

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just tell him he has to wait until he's married to see boobs. LOL!
Wait, so he hasn't even seen his mothers? Not even when he was like... 1yo? Just tell him he has already seen them.... he just thought they weren't interesting back then. hahaha
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