Butt Mud Menace

DorXtar · Dec 6, 2009, 01:16 AM

I been having butt mud since wedesday afternoon... so 3 full days of it now. It doesn't want to stop. Haven't had any other symptom. I actually found a really good site to find a doctor. Vitals.com

Going to try and make an appointment before I leave for Miami. Want to nip this in the bud before then.

Any ideas? Could this be the swine flu isolated to a gastrointestinal virus outbreak?

Fuku2 · Dec 6, 2009, 02:49 AM

That's my normal poo so can't help you there.

Seyiji · Dec 6, 2009, 05:42 AM

Stop eating Nibs Rigger

JadeDragon · Dec 6, 2009, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Seyiji

Stop eating your sister you hedneck ronkey

*fixed*

GravY · Dec 6, 2009, 02:02 PM

butt plug should help.

ThirdEye · Dec 6, 2009, 03:45 PM

Prunes.

Lunar Wolf · Dec 8, 2009, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GravY

butt plug should help.

^ This.

wabbitslayer · Dec 6, 2009, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DorXtar

Any ideas?

One weekend I came home from college and ate five or six of these jumbo sized muffins my mother had cooked. When she got home she told me that they were essentially 100% bran muffins.

I guess consuming that much had the opposite of the expected effect, b/c I didn't **** again for a whole week. The week-long flatulence, however, was epic.

JonZ · Dec 6, 2009, 11:55 AM

Seek tub girl advices

curio · Dec 6, 2009, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JonZ

Seek tub girl advices

spajdr · Dec 6, 2009, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DorXtar

I been having butt mud since wedesday afternoon... so 3 full days of it now. It doesn't want to stop. Haven't had any other symptom. I actually found a really good site to find a doctor. Vitals.com

Going to try and make an appointment before I leave for Miami. Want to nip this in the bud before then.

Any ideas? Could this be the swine flu isolated to a gastrointestinal virus outbreak?

Drunken Janitor · Dec 6, 2009, 12:13 PM

"Mud butt" sounds better. That's what I text to my fiancee when I have it.

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Dec 6, 2009, 02:49 AM	#2
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