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Old Nov 30, 2009, 05:36 AM   #1
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Well I watched some porno clips that were called sleepattack.
Where the girls were "sleeping" and guys had sex with em.
I know it was set up but I thought that is not possible in the real world...

So I tried it.. and its possible

The more you know
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 05:39 AM   #2
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My GF said she wants me to grab her once while she is asleep. My question is, won't one need lubrication? Surely she won't be arroused when she is asleep?
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 05:41 AM   #3
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If they don't wake up, you must be hung like a mouse.
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 05:48 AM   #4
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My GF said she wants me to grab her once while she is asleep. My question is, won't one need lubrication? Surely she won't be arroused when she is asleep?
No didnt need... She got wet when I touched her and stuff

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If they don't wake up, you must be hung like a mouse.
Yeah you would think that... but I am not.. more like a horse
She was also very suprised when I told her afterwards
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 05:54 AM   #5
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No didnt need... She got wet when I touched her and stuff

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that was your penis leaking you fool.
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 06:11 AM   #6
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Seems you people are finally discovering British sex. Make sure you are wearing your socks and have spent most of the night at a pub for the full experience.
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 08:21 AM   #7
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Seems you people are finally discovering British sex. Make sure you are wearing your socks and have spent most of the night at a pub for the full experience.
Haha!
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 10:22 AM   #8
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Seems you people are finally discovering British sex. Make sure you are wearing your socks and have spent most of the night at a pub for the full experience.
Okay that had me laughing...
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 06:13 AM   #9
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When I first heard about this, I was actually surprised how many people didn't equate this to something bad. Personally, I like the idea. For anyone who thinks it isn't possible... the body doesn't just shut down while asleep, its entirely possible to have an orgasm while sleeping.
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 06:15 AM   #10
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When I first heard about this, I was actually surprised how many people didn't equate this to something bad.
You mean like have sex with an unconscious person = rape?
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 07:09 AM   #11
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Lol at this thread, I'm impressed because I'm pretty sure not everyone can manage this.
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 06:58 PM   #12
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Lol at this thread, I'm impressed because I'm pretty sure not everyone can manage this.
not at all...except me. I don't have a gf.
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 09:56 AM   #13
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I think everyone likes to be woken up with sex, I sure do

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My GF said she wants me to grab her once while she is asleep. My question is, won't one need lubrication? Surely she won't be arroused when she is asleep?
Spit on your hand and give her a wipe. Done.
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 10:02 AM   #14
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Well it was one of the best sex experiances I have had. It was like having sex outside with all the tension of someone finding you.
I didnt want her to wake up and knew she could do it any min. It was fun

Didnt know it would have been that good. Will surely do it more times
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 05:41 AM   #15
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Definitely possible. It's amazing what your brain will mask over whilst you sleep. I had my alarm go off once and my brain very cleverly incorporated it into a dream where I simply switched it off and went back to what I was doing in the dream.
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 05:51 AM   #16
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Definitely possible. It's amazing what your brain will mask over whilst you sleep. I had my alarm go off once and my brain very cleverly incorporated it into a dream where I simply switched it off and went back to what I was doing in the dream.
aw man this reminds me of the many times i fought epic battles with the undying beeping alarm clock of doom in my dream (because the real alarm clock wasn't being touched) until i eventually woke up with a headache
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 11:34 AM   #17
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Definitely possible. It's amazing what your brain will mask over whilst you sleep. I had my alarm go off once and my brain very cleverly incorporated it into a dream where I simply switched it off and went back to what I was doing in the dream.
I've done that several times unfortunately...thought I'd be smart and get a clock that had two seperate alarms and still did it a couple times.


I had a girlfriend before that wanted me to do her while she was asleep (thought it a bit weird but who am I to argue). Tried it a couple times but she woke up every time...woke up super horny but still woke up
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I've done that several times unfortunately...thought I'd be smart and get a clock that had two seperate alarms and still did it a couple times.
At least you don't do sleep-walking not related to punching alarm clocks like I used to. I've managed to get out of bed, turn the TV on, change the channel to static, have some kind of confused conversation with my mother about decoding the secret message before she managed to coax me back to bed. I've also managed to go to the bathroom in my sleep, but I don't know if I did anything besides flushing.

At least I've never sleep-eaten anything that I'm aware of. There are people who have managed the highly impressive feat of cooking dinner in their sleep, eating it and not remembering a damned thing in he morning.
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 10:24 AM   #19
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yeah, I guess you would need lube. my gf is kind of a light sleeper though. I asked her once how she would feel about me doing that and she said "as long as you don't wake me up, go ahead"
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 03:56 PM   #20
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Well I watched some porno clips that were called sleepattack.
Where the girls were "sleeping" and guys had sex with em.
I know it was set up but I thought that is not possible in the real world...

So I tried it.. and its possible

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hmm i'd very much like to try that to . Unconcious would be better though, so i can be sure she won't wake up ....

hmm ...
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