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Old Nov 2, 2009, 10:34 AM   #1
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Default Epic Forklift Accident. WHY!!! DEAR GOD WHY!!!




Que the scene of Bluto from Animal House when the bastards are emptying the house and they drop a bottle of Jack Daniels.

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Old Nov 2, 2009, 10:43 AM   #2
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Hahaha In mother russia, the voldka drinks YOU!!!!!
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Old Nov 2, 2009, 11:08 AM   #3
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Old Nov 2, 2009, 11:10 AM   #4
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Old Nov 2, 2009, 11:12 AM   #5
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Old Nov 2, 2009, 11:34 AM   #6
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A hundred and thousand dollars eh? For wrecking both sides? Booze must be cheap in Moscow, time for a trip
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Old Nov 2, 2009, 11:36 AM   #7
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Oh my god. I can't imagine what was going thru that guys head
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Old Nov 2, 2009, 11:43 AM   #8
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A hundred and thousand dollars eh? For wrecking both sides? Booze must be cheap in Moscow, time for a trip
I was thinking the same thing
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Old Nov 2, 2009, 11:50 AM   #9
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Old Nov 2, 2009, 11:52 AM   #10
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Oh my god. I can't imagine what was going thru that guys head
A case of vodka
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Old Nov 2, 2009, 12:18 PM   #11
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Old Nov 2, 2009, 12:25 PM   #12
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Seriously, I have a few freinds that are from Russia and some excellent vodka can be had for 6$ a bottle...
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Old Nov 2, 2009, 12:54 PM   #13
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Covered in booze, doesnt seem like a bad way to die ...
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Old Nov 2, 2009, 02:37 PM   #14
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Seriously, I have a few freinds that are from Russia and some excellent vodka can be had for 6$ a bottle...
I was in Romania some years ago, where the price of a bottle of Smirnoff and a two liter of coke was a dollar.
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Old Nov 2, 2009, 03:11 PM   #15
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True, but I said excellent
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Old Nov 2, 2009, 03:13 PM   #16
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Old Nov 2, 2009, 04:31 PM   #18
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Old Nov 2, 2009, 10:45 PM   #21
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Looks like shoddy shelving. Those are not nearly strong enough for the amount of weight put on them. Before anyone even thinks of starting I've worked around forklifts and worked with installing shelving like that. Then again it's Russia. The guy was probably shot for that.
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The guy probably drank several shots after that.
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Looks like somebody is going to the Gulag. Such an offense will surely not go overlooked.
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Man, that guy is ****ed methinks. Mother Russia doesn't play...
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Old Nov 4, 2009, 09:52 AM   #28
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