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Old Apr 4, 2009, 07:18 PM   #1
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Default Omegel chat with a stranger.

So playing around with this site called Omegel. Interesting to say the least. Here is one of the conversations I had today.

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You: Your mother was a hampster.

Stranger: Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Stranger: Are you there

You: Yo momma so fat she make the earths equator look like a writ band.

You: wrist*

Stranger: Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

You: Yo mamma so stupid it took her half an hour to make minute rice.

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

You: Oh dear god...

Stranger: Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

You: Yo mamma so hairy even rug doctor can't shampoo that ass.

Stranger: Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

You: Yo mamma so fat, when she sits down the world tilts.

Stranger: Thats funny. Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

You: Yo mamma so stank, even mold runs away.

Stranger: Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

You: Yo mamma so fat, when she died they found 4 cats in her rolls.

Stranger: The best part of you ran down your mothers leg after her dad did her.

You: Nah it's, the best part of you ran down your mammas crack and wound up a brown stain on the matress.

Stranger:

Stranger: Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

You: Yo mamma so fat she has her own zipcode.

Stranger: Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Stranger: You mother is so nasty, when she burped cum came out. She is a cum burping bitch.

You: Yo mamma so fat, she queefed and out popped you.

Stranger: Gotta go, and get back to work. Peace

You: Awesome!
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Old Apr 4, 2009, 07:32 PM   #2
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I can't imagine what you talk about with strangers on buses and planes
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Old Apr 4, 2009, 07:40 PM   #3
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I started doing this at work on Friday after reading about it on BB.com, but all the idiots Miscers were in there so every conversation was asinine.
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The best part of you ran down your mothers leg after her dad did her


Holy Crap! Your mom's a Fritzl?!?!?!?!
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Old Apr 4, 2009, 07:53 PM   #5
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I can't imagine what you talk about with strangers on buses and planes
Lets just say I get my own seat on a packed bus.
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Old Apr 4, 2009, 08:07 PM   #6
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Lets just say I get my own seat on a packed bus.
I think he wanted to know what you talk to people on the bus about, not whether or not your width exceeds that of a bus seat.
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Old Apr 4, 2009, 08:16 PM   #7
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I think he wanted to know what you talk to people on the bus about, not whether or not your width exceeds that of a bus seat.


What makes that so funny is that you are such an idiot that you have to go in a thread on a forums and try to degrade people.

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Old Apr 5, 2009, 03:16 AM   #8
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I think he wanted to know what you talk to people on the bus about, not whether or not your width exceeds that of a bus seat.
Well, you´re mother is so ugly, .......... just real f^cking ugly actually .





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Lets just say I get my own seat on a packed bus.
Hmm, I rarely get a joyride like that on a bus. So, if I start telling people they have fat mothers, they'll leave? Cool

I usually attract old people to sit next to me for some reason.

Many of them have stopped brushing teeth in the early 80s
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Old Apr 5, 2009, 10:48 AM   #10
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Hmm, I rarely get a joyride like that on a bus. So, if I start telling people they have fat mothers, they'll leave? Cool

I usually attract old people to sit next to me for some reason.

Many of them have stopped brushing teeth in the early 80s
Just let one rip, they'll move.
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Old Apr 18, 2009, 08:07 PM   #11
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Just thought I would post my random transcript of the day.

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Stranger: hi

You: Hello!

You: I need some help.

Stranger: happy to help if i can

You: Have you seen a Tangerine Swordfish driving a Disco Car around?

You: He has a Key Lime Panda Bear in the back seat.

Stranger: yes

Stranger: they went thataway ---------------->

You: OMG....where is he at. He forgot his meds.

Stranger: he's not dangerous is he

You: That crazy Panda kept screaming something about weft...not sure what weft is. Crazy Asian Bears

Stranger: you dont know about weft?

Stranger: i love the stuff

You: No, please enlighten me!

Stranger: well i prefer to smoke it, but some people snort

You: Oh that sounds not to healthy.

Stranger: no its not, unfortunately

Stranger: but one of the side effects is super-smart syndrome

You: Really, isn't putting smoke in your lungs or putting something in your nose a bad thing?

Stranger: i think so, yes

Stranger: but im addicted to the brain power it gives me

You: I need to find my Disco Car and get that Key Lime Panda some serious help.

Stranger: yes, i would arrange an intervention ASAP

Stranger: youre a good friend to stick by his side

You: Last time I said he needed help he tried to rip my face off. He's a scary Key Lime Panda.

Stranger: yeah, i hear Key Limes are the very worst breed of Pandas

Stranger: anything else I can help with?

You: Well thank you for the help.

Stranger: I am puttin out fires all over the place today
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Some great entertainment Uber
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i'm a new guy here,so i don't know how to play it ,who can help me ?
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Great, approve the posts from a bot.

Or, its just someone who really doesnt understand this isnt a live chat area. Its a forum.
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Don't you ever wonder when you go on one of these chat sites and you post it up on R3D its actually another Rager on the other end.
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