How many ninety year olds can you take in a fight?

Socio · Jan 30, 2009, 06:24 PM

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The Ground Rules:
You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
There are no weapons or foreign objects, and all 90 year olds must be capable of standing and walking (no wheelchairs)
Everyone is wearing a cup - so no groin kicks
The elderly are fearless and will fight to the death
If a 90 year old is knocked unconscious, they are "out." The same goes for you.

Go here and see how many ninety year olds you can take in a fight;

http://www.howmany90yearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

Just skip the sign up thing after the questions

It says I can take on 31 of the old farts in a fight!

Cowzrul · Jan 30, 2009, 06:26 PM

bete · Jan 30, 2009, 06:30 PM

LOL....I think I could take all of them and yet none. I'd just run away. I'm not going to kick some old gits ass. They can have their victory and I get to sleep with a sound conscience.

35 is the number...I've got to work harder at being nice.

spindoctor · Jan 30, 2009, 06:58 PM

ice · Jan 30, 2009, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Cowzrul

41

Same.

I believe the small child version of this yielded similar results for me. I know I could take more though. Just need a big enough pool of people to try it.

Cowzrul · Jan 30, 2009, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ice

Same.

I believe the small child version of this yielded similar results for me. I know I could take more though. Just need a big enough pool of people to try it.

I'm pretty sure the limit would be much, much higher. I mean, your typical 90 year old can barely move.

bounty_hunter · Jan 30, 2009, 07:07 PM

wtf 29? i can take on much more then that

err can*

P1x44r · Jan 30, 2009, 07:08 PM

Even one would be too much for me.

Alientank · Jan 30, 2009, 07:08 PM

Says I can take 28 but I bet I could take more.

Java Cool Dude · Jan 30, 2009, 07:15 PM

Cyko · Jan 30, 2009, 07:23 PM

Ne0Griever · Jan 30, 2009, 07:24 PM

Dr. Zhivago · Jan 30, 2009, 07:29 PM

**Gandalfthewhite** · Jan 30, 2009, 07:31 PM

luxor · Jan 30, 2009, 07:43 PM

FuryX · Jan 30, 2009, 07:45 PM

Sayz 14 for me. Doesn't take into account that I'm hot as hell, they wouldn't dare.

ice · Jan 30, 2009, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Cowzrul

I'm pretty sure the limit would be much, much higher. I mean, your typical 90 year old can barely move.

Likewise with the little kids. What can those little twats do? One hit knockouts every time.

DrWorm · Jan 30, 2009, 07:58 PM

23

I guess I'm just too kind to old folks.

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Originally Posted by ice

Likewise with the little kids. What can those little twats do? One hit knockouts every time.

Ha , I just picture you with the size of your shoulders smashing 8 yr old skulls one after another with a dexter-style smile on your face.

CHIPS · Jan 30, 2009, 08:01 PM

bete · Jan 30, 2009, 08:12 PM

Only on Rage...beating up old people and children.

Nerds can't fight anybody their own size and weight.

Ice I'd still wup ya. You have youth and fitness on your side.
I have 40 lbs and 30 years of dirty tricks you've never seen.

Best course of action in 99% of male bow ups is to just walk away.

I'd rather give you a big sloppy kiss than fight with ya.

ice · Jan 30, 2009, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bete

Only on Rage...beating up old people and children.

Nerds can't fight anybody their own size and weight.

Ice I'd still wup ya. You have youth and fitness on your side.
I have 40 lbs and 30 years of dirty tricks you've never seen.

Best course of action in 99% of male bow ups is to just walk away.

I'd rather give you a big sloppy kiss than fight with ya.

Not according to this test, I could take 41 of you

bete · Jan 30, 2009, 08:18 PM

pecker head. I did leave that pretty wide open for a shot huh.

Tyler582 · Jan 30, 2009, 08:31 PM

Zero · Jan 30, 2009, 08:40 PM

43 elderly but only 32 five year olds??

Cowzrul · Jan 30, 2009, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Zero

43 elderly but only 32 five year olds??

5 year olds might be smaller, but they're damn near invulnerable and move quickly. Don't underestimate the little ankle biters.

FX-Overclocking · Jan 30, 2009, 09:31 PM

Ok, but how many 90 year olds could you take on in bed?

bete · Jan 30, 2009, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by FX-Overclocking

Ok, but how many 90 year olds could you take on in bed?

Okay EWW. Your a sick puppy.

OverclockN' · Jan 30, 2009, 09:53 PM

I am so screwed.

GravY · Jan 30, 2009, 11:04 PM

22...

ASCI Blue · Jan 30, 2009, 11:49 PM

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