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Nov 10, 2008, 04:47 PM
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accidently kicking or hitting your girlfriend in your sleep
I have this bad habit of accidently kicking in my sleep.I dont do it intentionally as im very good to my girlfriend and love her dearly.But im scared i might hurt her if it kick her in my sleep the wrong way.Anyone else ever had this happen? Its usually connected to having a bad dream |
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Nov 10, 2008, 04:59 PM
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Haha, don't feel bad. I've done that a few times (So has she). I actually punched the wall quite hard one time, glad it wasn't her face. In my defence though, she did kick me out of bed once (yes, while alseep).
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Nov 10, 2008, 05:03 PM
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yeah I kick punch talk in my sleep.
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Nov 10, 2008, 05:03 PM
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Nov 10, 2008, 05:19 PM
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Get separate beds, it really is best for both of your sleep.
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Nov 10, 2008, 06:15 PM
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Nov 10, 2008, 06:18 PM
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After she starts responding to your kicking by punching you in the nuts, your body will condition itself to stop kicking.
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Nov 10, 2008, 06:28 PM
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Next time it happens yell "SAMMICH NOW!!!" and then immediately start snoring. |
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Nov 10, 2008, 06:38 PM
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I wish I had to gf to punch in the face during sleep...  
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Nov 10, 2008, 07:56 PM
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Nov 10, 2008, 08:12 PM
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Nov 10, 2008, 11:34 PM
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I used to grab my wifes boobs in my sleep...she would push me away and I wouldnt remember a thing in the morning.
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Nov 10, 2008, 11:39 PM
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I have a habit of rolling over and damn near putting her into a coma with my elbow when I go to put my hand under my pillow. She whacked me good once for doing that. Since then, I seem to actually be waking up in the middle of the act, and I stop myself from doing it. I mumble an apology, and instantly fall back into deep sleep.
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Nov 11, 2008, 01:03 AM
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my gf jumps in her sleep. scares the feck out of me sometimes
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Nov 11, 2008, 01:07 AM
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I pretty much kick my own ass in my sleep. I wake up with bruises all over. One time I was just coherent enough to remember this but asleep enough to not control it, and I lifted my head off my pillow and slammed it down because I was uncomfortable. Problem was I was right up again the headboard and I slammed the back of my head on the top of the wood and knocked myself out. I woke up later with a giant lump on the back of my head and blood on my pillow.
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Nov 11, 2008, 04:11 AM
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PP used to elbow me in the face all the time.  I think the worse I remember doing was pushing my face into the pillow so hard I almost broke my nose. Just constant forcing it harder and harder, I woke up just when it felt it was about to snap. |
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Nov 11, 2008, 04:29 AM
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Nov 11, 2008, 05:25 AM
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Nov 11, 2008, 07:19 AM
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I used to poke my wife when when we were "asleep".  Now that there are two kids that always somehow end up in the bed during the night, I just take a long hot shower and wash really well. 
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Nov 11, 2008, 07:30 AM
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You need a better cover story. She "fell down the stairs" is widely accepted.
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Nov 11, 2008, 08:45 AM
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Yazmin knee'd me in the balls in the middle of the night some time ago. Right there dead asleep than WHAM! When the Earth shattering slamn hit my boys I totally yelled the exact same scene in Austin Powers when Mini Me slammed him with that globe. I woke up yelling " Oh God no way....way to go A-Hole" ....."Gonna Vom" She never even woke up. |
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Nov 11, 2008, 08:49 AM
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Nov 11, 2008, 09:28 AM
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Early on in my relationship with my now wife, I apparently grabbed her by the hair and started yelling in her face. Scared the bejeezus out of her, I don't remember anything. Fortunately it hasn't happened since. 10 years into marriage...Mostly she ends up edging me to the side of the bed, as she likes to cling to me during the night and I get too hot/uncomfortable.
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Nov 11, 2008, 11:32 AM
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When I was dating, I once woke up with gf's hand on my throat, and she was asking me just who the hell "Christina" was. Apparently, I'd been talking in my sleep. I had a hell of a time convincing her - perfectly honestly - that I hadn't known anyone named "Christina" since I was in elementary school.
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Nov 12, 2008, 12:50 AM
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Not a virgin, but never slept in the same bed with a girl before. I dread the day when it happens because i'm a very violent sleeper. I learned to move the bed away from the wall so I wouldn't punch or kick it an wake myself/others up. Also don't use anything other than a bed liner and a blanket, anything more tends to end up in a wad on one side of the bed in the morning. When I'm visiting someplace I'll even tend to just sleep on top if its only 1 night to avoid the disaster completely re-doing all the sheets in the morning. Slept with others before on school trips and such or on vacation, didn't take long before I got relegated to the floor.
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Normally, I don't even move when I sleep. It's really freakin' wierd. I'll go to sleep, and seem to wake up in the exact same position I fell asleep in. I'll fold over the covers, get out of bed, fold the covers back over...and it looks like nobody even slept in the bed. It drives my wife insane, and she says I sleep like a mummy (always sleep on my back) half the time. She's even poked me in my sleep before to make sure I'm still alive if she doesn't hear me breathing. It's not often I roll over in my sleep, but when I do I always seem to nail her with my elbow as I mentioned in a previous post.
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