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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:04 AM   #1
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That's right.

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Its awesome
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:12 AM   #2
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- The hardest thing about getting a Mac is telling your parents that you're gay.

- If I had the choice between being gay and owning a Mac, I would rather be gay, because if I owned a Mac I would be both gay and own a horrible computer.

- Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using Mac OSX is like.
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:14 AM   #3
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which one did you get? The mouth, vag, or pooper?

also post full review w/ pics
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:15 AM   #4
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which one did you get? The mouth, vag, or pooper?

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demo video plz
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:16 AM   #5
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which one did you get? The mouth, vag, or pooper?

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from 1-10

Sex - 10
Hand - 2
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:19 AM   #6
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:19 AM   #7
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:20 AM   #8
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:22 AM   #9
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I appreciate your honesty...
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:28 AM   #10
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Fleshlight, fleshlight,
roley-poley fleshlight,
fleshlight, fleshlligh,
fill it up, yum!
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:31 AM   #11
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what an epic thread!!! I would never admit of buying a fleshlight

I hope you didn't get the alien vagina one.


Pics of just the fleshlight please, preferably after you wash it
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:32 AM   #12
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Those ratings you gave aren't static. I know that my hand is actually better than some girls
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:35 AM   #13
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Those ratings you gave aren't static. I know that my hand is actually better than some girls
It took me a while, but I now believe this is actually possible...

I would want to get one, for the sake of building stamina. No shame in wanting to go as long as you want to, gain control over your ejaculation, make sure she gets hers before you get yours...
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:36 AM   #14
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:44 AM   #15
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:54 AM   #16
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:56 AM   #17
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 12:01 PM   #18
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which one did you get? The mouth, vag, or pooper?

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you still haven't said which type you got
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 12:16 PM   #19
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The one molded from Raven Riley.

The inside is the ribbed version.

Only the outside part is from the molding...
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 12:22 PM   #20
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It's not fleshlight, it's fisheads. Both work well.


edit: Is it really that great a product?
I'd rip it a new hole.
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 12:28 PM   #21
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Yeah its awesome.

Face it, we all jerk anyways. So who cares. Its way better than using your hand...
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 12:30 PM   #22
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The one molded from Raven Riley.

The inside is the ribbed version.

Only the outside part is from the molding...
haha, I was about to say, "it must suck being so loose then "
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 12:34 PM   #23
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She has a cute little snatcheroo...
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 12:41 PM   #24
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 12:43 PM   #25
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I'd order one but I don't think it would fit into my mailbox.

No pun intended, really. I live in an apartment building.

Maybe I can get it sent to friends house. I wonder if I can get a used one on ebay.
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 12:51 PM   #26
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Two questions I have to ask:

How do you clean it?

How come you no longer are having sex with real, living women?

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Old Apr 9, 2008, 12:53 PM   #27
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 12:56 PM   #28
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 01:01 PM   #29
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Two questions I have to ask:

How do you clean it?
Use water based lube. Then wash off in warm water. NO SOAP. It ruins it.

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This is a jerk off accessory. Not a blow up doll.
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 01:04 PM   #30
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Women are great jerk off accesories...

They actually have fuzzy logic, self learning
jerk off auto pilot...

I am just saying...

So, is it capped off at one end? Or does the water
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