So I bought a fleshlight...

WilyCoder · Apr 9, 2008, 12:04 PM

That's right.

Dignity not present in this thread.

Its awesome

genci88 · Apr 9, 2008, 12:12 PM

Bob Bobbles · Apr 9, 2008, 12:14 PM

which one did you get? The mouth, vag, or pooper?

also post full review w/ pics

Clockwork · Apr 9, 2008, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Bobbles

which one did you get? The mouth, vag, or pooper?

also post full review w/ pics

demo video plz

WilyCoder · Apr 9, 2008, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Bobbles

which one did you get? The mouth, vag, or pooper?

also post full review w/ pics

from 1-10

Sex - 10
Hand - 2
Fleshlight - 7

Hannibal Lecter · Apr 9, 2008, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilyCoder

from 1-10

Hand - 2

You are doing it wrong.

bigtabs · Apr 9, 2008, 12:19 PM

7? that's not bad.

Sundance Kid V2 · Apr 9, 2008, 12:20 PM

congratsssss!!!

klutzon · Apr 9, 2008, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilyCoder

from 1-10

Sex - 10
Hand - 2
Fleshlight - 7

I appreciate your honesty...

OzzieBloke · Apr 9, 2008, 12:28 PM

Fleshlight, fleshlight,
roley-poley fleshlight,
fleshlight, fleshlligh,
fill it up, yum!

GanjaStar · Apr 9, 2008, 12:31 PM

what an epic thread!!! I would never admit of buying a fleshlight

I hope you didn't get the alien vagina one.

Pics of just the fleshlight please, preferably after you wash it

Hidavi · Apr 9, 2008, 12:32 PM

Those ratings you gave aren't static. I know that my hand is actually better than some girls

klutzon · Apr 9, 2008, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hidavi

Those ratings you gave aren't static. I know that my hand is actually better than some girls

It took me a while, but I now believe this is actually possible...

I would want to get one, for the sake of building stamina. No shame in wanting to go as long as you want to, gain control over your ejaculation, make sure she gets hers before you get yours...

Clockwork · Apr 9, 2008, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hidavi

Those ratings you gave aren't static. I know that my hand is actually better than some girls

It's the kung fu grip.

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vs.

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bigtabs · Apr 9, 2008, 12:44 PM

Genuine LOL

kepler · Apr 9, 2008, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clockwork

.

haha nice

JonZ · Apr 9, 2008, 12:56 PM

the hotdog pic made me burst a lol @ work

Bob Bobbles · Apr 9, 2008, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Bobbles

which one did you get? The mouth, vag, or pooper?

also post full review w/ pics

you still haven't said which type you got

WilyCoder · Apr 9, 2008, 01:16 PM

The one molded from Raven Riley.

The inside is the ribbed version.

Only the outside part is from the molding...

Fuku2 · Apr 9, 2008, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzzieBloke

Fleshlight, fleshlight,
roley-poley fleshlight,
fleshlight, fleshlligh,
fill it up, yum!

It's not fleshlight, it's fisheads. Both work well.

edit: Is it really that great a product?

I'd rip it a new hole.

WilyCoder · Apr 9, 2008, 01:28 PM

Yeah its awesome.

Face it, we all jerk anyways. So who cares. Its way better than using your hand...

Hidavi · Apr 9, 2008, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilyCoder

The one molded from Raven Riley.

The inside is the ribbed version.

Only the outside part is from the molding...

haha, I was about to say, "it must suck being so loose then

"

WilyCoder · Apr 9, 2008, 01:34 PM

She has a cute little snatcheroo...

Bob Bobbles · Apr 9, 2008, 01:41 PM

lol raven riley

Fuku2 · Apr 9, 2008, 01:43 PM

I'd order one but I don't think it would fit into my mailbox.

No pun intended, really. I live in an apartment building.

Maybe I can get it sent to friends house. I wonder if I can get a used one on ebay.

MasterGoa · Apr 9, 2008, 01:51 PM

Two questions I have to ask:

How do you clean it?

How come you no longer are having sex with real, living women?

Very truely yours,

MasterGoaness man.

Hidavi · Apr 9, 2008, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fuku2

I wonder if I can get a used one on ebay.

ewwww

Caleb · Apr 9, 2008, 01:56 PM

lol...

WilyCoder · Apr 9, 2008, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MasterGoa

Two questions I have to ask:

How do you clean it?

Use water based lube. Then wash off in warm water. NO SOAP. It ruins it.

Quote:

How come you no longer are having sex with real, living women?

This is a jerk off accessory. Not a blow up doll.

MasterGoa · Apr 9, 2008, 02:04 PM

Women are great jerk off accesories...

They actually have fuzzy logic, self learning
jerk off auto pilot...

I am just saying...

So, is it capped off at one end? Or does the water
go through?

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WilyCoder Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA Posts: 2,736	Yeah its awesome. Face it, we all jerk anyways. So who cares. Its way better than using your hand...

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Fuku2 Metal Guitarist Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Brentwood Bay, B.C. Posts: 11,173	I'd order one but I don't think it would fit into my mailbox. No pun intended, really. I live in an apartment building. Maybe I can get it sent to friends house. I wonder if I can get a used one on ebay.

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MasterGoa Behind the eyes Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: On the thin red line! Posts: 22,951	Women are great jerk off accesories... They actually have fuzzy logic, self learning jerk off auto pilot... I am just saying... So, is it capped off at one end? Or does the water go through? __________________ The is no greater beauty than the one that glimmers behind the eyes. -------------------------------------------- There is nothing real outside of our perception of reality.

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