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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:04 AM   #1
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Its awesome
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:12 AM   #2
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:19 AM   #6
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:19 AM   #7
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roley-poley fleshlight,
fleshlight, fleshlligh,
fill it up, yum!

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what an epic thread!!! I would never admit of buying a fleshlight

I hope you didn't get the alien vagina one.


Pics of just the fleshlight please, preferably after you wash it
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:32 AM   #12
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 11:35 AM   #13
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Those ratings you gave aren't static. I know that my hand is actually better than some girls
It took me a while, but I now believe this is actually possible...

I would want to get one, for the sake of building stamina. No shame in wanting to go as long as you want to, gain control over your ejaculation, make sure she gets hers before you get yours...
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which one did you get? The mouth, vag, or pooper?

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you still haven't said which type you got
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The one molded from Raven Riley.

The inside is the ribbed version.

Only the outside part is from the molding...
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Yeah its awesome.

Face it, we all jerk anyways. So who cares. Its way better than using your hand...
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 12:30 PM   #22
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The one molded from Raven Riley.

The inside is the ribbed version.

Only the outside part is from the molding...
haha, I was about to say, "it must suck being so loose then "
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I'd order one but I don't think it would fit into my mailbox.

No pun intended, really. I live in an apartment building.

Maybe I can get it sent to friends house. I wonder if I can get a used one on ebay.
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Two questions I have to ask:

How do you clean it?

How come you no longer are having sex with real, living women?

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Two questions I have to ask:

How do you clean it?
Use water based lube. Then wash off in warm water. NO SOAP. It ruins it.

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They actually have fuzzy logic, self learning
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I am just saying...

So, is it capped off at one end? Or does the water
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