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Old Jul 12, 2005, 10:06 PM   #1
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Old Jul 12, 2005, 10:09 PM   #2
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Is this the model for the sequel to Vampire Bloodlines? Oh yeah...that's right. No more Troika.
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Old Jul 12, 2005, 10:09 PM   #3
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Old Jul 12, 2005, 10:28 PM   #4
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Old Jul 12, 2005, 10:48 PM   #5
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That is Keira Knightly, no?

Lol Im sure that Im wrong face.

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Old Jul 12, 2005, 10:50 PM   #6
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That is Keira Knightly, no?
Would seem the actress has a dark side
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Old Jul 12, 2005, 10:53 PM   #7
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Is this the model for the sequel to Vampire Bloodlines? Oh yeah...that's right. No more Troika.

dam you fuku!

dam you for reminding me
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Old Jul 12, 2005, 11:14 PM   #8
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Old Jul 12, 2005, 11:15 PM   #9
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What a way to go!
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Old Jul 12, 2005, 11:30 PM   #10
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Is this the model for the sequel to Vampire Bloodlines? Oh yeah...that's right. No more Troika.
According to the link it's a model for Undying... I believe I ran out my house crying after playing 5 minutes of that game.
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Old Jul 12, 2005, 11:57 PM   #11
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This is the best thread I have ever seen.
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Old Jul 13, 2005, 12:31 AM   #12
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Old Jul 13, 2005, 12:33 AM   #13
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Old Jul 13, 2005, 01:03 AM   #14
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dam you fuku!

dam you for reminding me
your first bj too?
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Old Jul 13, 2005, 01:04 AM   #15
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hmm a bj gone wrong or she's a lesbian and its that time of the month again
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Old Jul 13, 2005, 01:06 AM   #16
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hmm a bj gone wrong or she's a lesbian and its that time of the month again
line=crossed
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Old Jul 13, 2005, 01:07 AM   #17
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wait a lesbian and its that time is crossing the line but a dick chomping isn't?
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wait a lesbian and its that time is crossing the line but a dick chomping isn't?
It's ALL over the line. Hmmm you have a good point. Carry on.
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Old Jul 13, 2005, 01:21 AM   #19
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Old Jul 13, 2005, 01:38 AM   #20
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Old Jul 13, 2005, 03:11 AM   #23
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No a blow job gone wrong is getting it from a girl with braces and you suddenly you hear the words "Its stuck".
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Old Jul 13, 2005, 03:21 AM   #24
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The little crossed the line argument was hilarious.

As fo the pic.......... retarded girl tried to drink tomato juice?
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Old Jul 13, 2005, 03:40 AM   #25
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No a blow job gone wrong is getting it from a girl with braces and you suddenly you hear the words "Its stuck".
i am dating a girl with braces.... :scared:
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Yea, you get alittle confused on who you should call for help too if it is really stuck. Do you head down to the emergency or phone her dentist? Because I gotta tell ya neither sounds to appealing at the time...
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Old Jul 13, 2005, 03:48 AM   #28
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reminds me of that scene from something about mary...."we got a bleeder!!"

love that movie
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someone cummed all over her mouth...so? well its red cum but still

maybe she sucked a vampires stick..
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"we got a bleeder!!"
Man I about choked on breakfeast when I read that.
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