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Old May 11, 2005, 10:39 PM   #1
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Default OMFG stoner friends are idiots!!!

Ya so today started out horrible. I just came home for the summer yesterday and i brought back my really dank and beautiful hookah i got in Saudi Arabia. We smoke it last night and it was the best thing ever. They fell in love with it since their's was trashy, old, and unclean since they've had it. They loved mine so much, that this morning they come to my house wake me up and were like, "let's smoke some hookah man, i got to be at work here in about 2 hours so lets smoke right now." I didnt want to because i like smoking towards night were i become relaxed and then go to sleep. But hey, i'm all about giving and if my friends wanted to smoke another session then i was there for them. I get out of bed and stuff and little did i know that they just smoked weed 30 minutes earlier so they're ****ing impatient as ****. They tell me to hurry up and ****. i said "here is the hookah (i hand them the case) take it to your house (which is just down the street) and start packing the bowl, i'll be there in about 15 min." I wanted to take a shower and stuff. So i do and then i walk down to the house. I walk in and meet up with them in the back, only to find that my hookah (which is straight up from Saudi ****ing Arabia and pretty much priceless to me) is in pieces on the ground! I start yelling and screaming from the top of my lungs and i was ready to ****ing punch these guys. He said on the walk over he tripped and fell onto the case breaking the base and scratching the stem, bowl, and hose up pretty bad. Words cannot describe how mad i was. "Tripped!? WTF how hard is it to walk one block down the street!?" The ****er was too stoned to be smart and unclumsy. He said he was sorry and that he would replace it. But i cherished that thing tremendously and there IS NOT another hookah in America like it. There truley isnt. So today i was pissed forever and as of right now i hate smokers. It's idiots like these ****s that give smokers bad names. i know he said he was sorry but its just like he has been stupid ever since we have grown up together, and its like i honestly should have seen it coming, but i am too ****ing selfless.

i want my hookah back.....
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Old May 11, 2005, 10:41 PM   #2
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don't smoke weed. Spend money on computer **** or something worthwhile.

"OMFG stoner friends are idiots!!!"

more like "stoners are idiots!!!"
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Old May 11, 2005, 10:42 PM   #3
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Dude im the alst thing from a Grammar Nazi, but breaking down the paragraph would stop my eyes from bleeding.
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Old May 11, 2005, 10:45 PM   #4
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don't smoke weed. Spend money on computer **** or something worthwhile.

"OMFG stoner friends are idiots!!!"

more like "stoners are idiots!!!"
what? i do! Did what i type make me sound like a stoner? I dont smoke weed. I have a lot of friends that do though. They are friends because i have grown up with them. But i dont smoke weed. I have too much other important things to do. Thats why i smoke hookah. (flavored tobacco) It calms me and isnt illegal.
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Old May 11, 2005, 10:46 PM   #5
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Dude im the alst thing from a Grammar Nazi, but breaking down the paragraph would stop my eyes from bleeding.
Haha for real. I gave up on the first line but I doubt actually reading it would have changed my reply. EDIT: haha nevermind...I'm a dumbass. I guess I'm so out of the loop when it comes to drugs I didn't realize hookah wasn't a type of weed. My apologies (if hookah is legal )
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Old May 11, 2005, 10:49 PM   #7
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WTF are you talking about. I am yelling about someone wasting my weed? Where did that come from. I already said i dont smoke weed. The hookah is for smoking flavored tobacco. Thats what they wanted to smoke. Thats what i like to smoke. It just so happens that these guys smoked weed before coming to my house.

EDIT: ok thanks, now you understand what i mean.
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Old May 11, 2005, 10:50 PM   #8
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WTF are you talking about. I am yelling about someone wasting my weed? Where did that come from. I already said i dont smoke weed. The hookah is for smoking flavored tobacco. Thats what they wanted to smoke. Thats what i like to smoke. It just so happens that these guys smoked weed before coming to my house.
Yeah sorry about that, I've already edited that post to apologize for that. Sorry again mate, I'm not in the know when it comes to that kind of stuff, you know?
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Old May 11, 2005, 10:52 PM   #9
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Yeah sorry about that, I've already edited that post to apologize for that. Sorry again mate, I'm not in the know when it comes to that kind of stuff, you know?
ya and i edited mine too. its ok, i dont know much about weed tell you the truth, just what i hear from friends.
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oh my.. i thought all this time hookah = hooker!
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Old May 11, 2005, 10:55 PM   #11
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oh my.. i thought all this time hookah = hooker!
HAHAHAHA now that really does change the whole situation doesn't it?

It's like replacing the word "wand" with "wang" throughout the entire first harry potter book...something many of you should try, it's quite hilarious at times.

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Old May 11, 2005, 11:02 PM   #12
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don't smoke weed. Spend money on computer **** or something worthwhile.

"OMFG stoner friends are idiots!!!"

more like "stoners are idiots!!!"
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Old May 12, 2005, 12:40 AM   #13
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Ah yes...and the mentality of a stoner is revealed...
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sorry for your loss, Kamiclone.
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more like "stoners are idiots!!!"
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I thought this thread was about smoking weed, not some flavoured tobacco rubbish...
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ya your friends sound like douche bags, they demanded your **** and you just took it, I would have booted them out I don't care who it is
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Paragraphs you stoner loser idiot, they're called paragraphs.
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Paragraphs you stoner loser idiot, they're called paragraphs.
Way to read the whole thread. The OP said he doesn't even smoke weed.
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Way to read the whole thread. The OP said he doesn't even smoke weed.
I think DelvarWorld was stoned when replying...
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I think DelvarWorld was stoned when replying...
Nah, he's just a troll looking for a fight. You should read his other posts. On second thought, don't do that.
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that is a sad day for you indeed. I am not a smoker but i do feel your pain.
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Sorry man, losing something like that...
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That's what you get for lending your loser friends stuff. Make them go to Saudi and get some more.
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Kamiclone, you need to rewrite your post.. it sounds like you're a stoner

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i got to be at work here in about 2 hours so lets smoke right now." I didnt want to because i like smoking towards night were i become relaxed and then go to sleep. But hey, i'm all about giving and if my friends wanted to smoke another session then i was there for them. I get out of bed and stuff and little did i know that they just smoked weed 30 minutes earlier so they're ****ing impatient as ****. They tell me to hurry up and ****. i said "here is the hookah (i hand them the case) take it to your house (which is just down the street) and start packing the bowl, i'll be there in about 15 min."
sounds like you were going to their house to smoke weed.... i mean, it really really sounds like that's what was going on.

Even though I know you're not.. heh.. just wanted to point this out
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ah, I remember my first hookah hit. wasnt weed in it, but shisha. damn good ****.

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