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Old Feb 6, 2004, 09:02 PM   #1
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Default A Druggie Christmas

Twas the night of the party
And all through the town
No cops were a stirrin'
No *pigs* were around.

The joints were all rolled
And piled in stacks...
In hopes that by midnight
We'd be blown to the max!

We drank Seagram Sevens
And smoked Panama Reds,
While visions of munchies
Danced in our heads.

Then all of a sudden
Came a knock at the door,
We all yelled "PIGS!"
And dove to the floor.

Yet what to our red glazed
Eyes should appear,
But a pound of Columbian
And TWO kegs of beer.

The man at the door
Just gave us a smile,
So we invited him in
To party awhile.

He sat in the corner
And started to roll
So we filled up his glass
And lit up a bowl.

We then heard him say,
(As he flew to the sky)
"Merryjuana to all...
And to all, a good high!
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Old Feb 6, 2004, 09:06 PM   #2
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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
everybody was stoned, even the mouse.

Man from the whore house and me from the jail,
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.

When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter,
I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder!

I went downstairs and what did I see?!
A fat little red faget hangin' from a tree.

He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer,
and a big fat hairy dick for the family queer.

That's the end of my story. Funny wasn't it, ya see?

That song pwns it.. korn christmas song..
btw
Rio Bravo Reprise -- cKy
From Camp Volume 1 -- Lyrics by Deron Miller

Pulled into a truck stop...my luck is over
The plan is failing....I think not


Santa's Coming -- cKy with Bam Margera
From Camp Kill Yourself Volume Two and the Landspeed: cKy video

You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why

Cause I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! ****!

He's making a list, he's checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's a ****er...

And nobody's getting ****! You hear me?
Nobody's getting any toys! ****!
Nobody's getting ****!

He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake
He doesn't know a god damn thing 'cause the whole ****ing thing is fake

"Santa, is there anything I can do?"
"Is there anything you can do? You can GET BACK TO WORK!"

You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why

Cause I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! ****!

He's making a list, he's checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's a ****er...

And nobody's getting ****! You hear me?
Nobody's getting any more toys! ****!
I want some ****in *can't unnderstand it*

He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake
Your stocking's filled with coal because you're a spoiled brat-ass dick

You better make sure you learn how to spell
Cause if you don't you're burning in hell

Santa Claus is coming, I said Santa Claus is coming,
I said Santa Claus is coming, I said Santa Claus is coming,
Santa Claus is coming to town
****

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