Gayest metal band evar!

Judas · Aug 3, 2003, 11:21 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you world's gayest metal band evar, Pink Steel !

*tries not setting off gay alarm*

"With the seminal albums Mouth Full of Magic, Creaming for Vengeance, and Out at the Devil, PINK STËËL have duly carved their names into men's room walls and their niche into hard rock history."

*Imagines people walking into music shop and asking the shopkeeper "Do you have 'Mouth Full of Magic' ?" *

"PINK STËËL makes heavy metal gay, and gay heavy metal funny as hell--blurring the lines between music, comedy, Motley Crüe and Mary Poppins to create a fabulous, fist-pumping arena rock concert experience that will leave you singing tunes like "We Fight For ****" "I'm Comin' Out (All Over You)" and "Sausage Party" for days--whether you want to or not."

Sure, I could be wearing a tshirt written "I'm gay!" all over it as well. Their fans probably don't have any problems with singing those tunes, though.

"conquer the world, one bath house at a time."

Now this is funny, it reminds me motto of a F@H team.

Jasef · Aug 3, 2003, 11:23 AM

And I thought Christian "metal" was weird...

DiGiTöyZ · Aug 3, 2003, 11:32 AM

Real Metal bands should kick their arses!

drumphil · Aug 3, 2003, 11:37 AM

real metal bands?? what.. like Megadeath??

Shadowless · Aug 3, 2003, 11:39 AM

Slayer would have a field day with them, heh heh

Stingray · Aug 3, 2003, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by Shadowless
Slayer would have a field day with them, heh heh

Or Manowar...

Jasef · Aug 3, 2003, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stingray
Or Manowar...

Five-seveN · Aug 3, 2003, 02:56 PM

That has to be a hoax... no metal band can be that flamboyantly gay... can they?

Pablo J Escobar · Aug 3, 2003, 05:09 PM

@ sausage party

Fuku2 · Aug 3, 2003, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Pablo J Escobar
@ sausage party

Yah, that was pretty bad.

This is like an 80's metal band except extra gay.

Robotzombie · Aug 3, 2003, 05:21 PM

People are gay?

toy187 · Aug 3, 2003, 05:29 PM

lol..here's there song "We fight for C0ck"

http://www.pinksteel.org/wefight4****_rough.mp3

change the "****" in the link for the "c0ck".

Fuku2 · Aug 3, 2003, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toy187
lol..here's there song "We fight for C0ck"
http://www.pinksteel.org/wefight4****_rough.mp3

change the "****" in the link for the "c0ck".

not working....I can't seem to grab it...

Judas · Aug 3, 2003, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pablo J Escobar
@ sausage party

Funny indeed. Here are the lyrics:

["HEY!" 4x]
(2X) No Girls!
Just Boys!
We’re gonna throw a sausage party that the men will enjoy!

1. A sausage man
Is hard to find
Put your parts on the table
And get ready to grind!
Put your hand on the crank
If you want a treat
We don’t care what you put in it
Just as long as it’s meat!

[CHORUS] You can send in the army
You can call in the cops
But when the party starts
IT CAN’T STOP! (can’t stop!)
You can lock us in jail
Thow us out on the streat
BUT YOU’LL NEVER DEFEAT THE MEAT

(2X) No Girls!
Just Boys!
We’re gonna throw a sausage party that the men will enjoy!

[SOLO]
2. We got Porky in leather
And Spanky in studs
We’re the heavy-metal-he-man-
-women-hater’s-club!
‘cause the men will do
what the women can’t
We don’t want a dairy farm
We want a meat-packin’ plant!

[CHORUS] You can send in the army
You can call in the cops
But when the party starts
IT CAN’T STOP! (can’t stop!)
You can lock us in jail
Thow us out on the street
BUT YOU’LL NEVER DEFEAT THE MEAT

(2X) No Girls!
Just Boys!
We’re gonna throw a sausage party that the men will enjoy!

[SOLO]
3. So clap your hands!
And have some fun!
We’re linkin’ up the sausages
One-by one!
Got the Pink Steel Rockin’
Till the last man falls
If you like our sausage party
You’ll love our big balls!

(2X) No Girls!
Just Boys!
We’re gonna throw a sausage party that the men will enjoy!
[a capella]

(2X) No Girls!
Just Boys!
We’re gonna throw a sausage party that the men will enjoy!
["HEY!" 8x]

wazman · Aug 3, 2003, 06:00 PM

Wow...

It's almost Spinal Tap-like in its way...

Starla · Aug 3, 2003, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Five-seveN
That has to be a hoax... no metal band can be that flamboyantly gay... can they?

Linkin park is. But they are more pop then metal.

toy187 · Aug 3, 2003, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fuku2
not working....I can't seem to grab it...

dude...get away from me! What are you trying to grab??

the link to the song is on this page...
http://www.pinksteel.org/loads.html

Five-seveN · Aug 3, 2003, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Starla
Linkin park is. But they are more pop then metal.

I disagree. Linkin park is not gay, and not pop.

It's ok, you can admit to being the first member of the Pink Steel fanclub, Starla.

Fuku2 · Aug 3, 2003, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toy187
dude...get away from me! What are you trying to grab??

the link to the song is on this page...
http://www.pinksteel.org/loads.html

I meant the file dude

I needed a laugh.

Pablo J Escobar · Aug 3, 2003, 11:22 PM

whoa.. such creative lyrics in that sausage party song

i wonder if they ever made a music video for it

Starla · Aug 3, 2003, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Five-seveN
I disagree. Linkin park is not gay, and not pop.

It's ok, you can admit to being the first member of the Pink Steel fanclub, Starla.

Nothing wrong with gay people. Homophobes= afriad of becoming a a homo= insecurity etc.

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toy187 mmm..... beer Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Montreal, Quebec Posts: 2,311	lol..here's there song "We fight for C0ck" http://www.pinksteel.org/wefight4**_rough.mp3 change the "**" in the link for the "c0ck". __________________ I think I'm better off just dating Miss Michigan

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