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Old Feb 7, 2019, 05:50 PM   #1
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Post Jeff Bezos' Peenar Say it Ain't So

Bezos claims The National Enquirer is threatening to release nude or semi-nude pics, including dick pix, unless Bezos publically retracts some claims he's made about it.

I don't think he much cares.

Is it a thing with famous men to photograph their nekkid bods? I would feel pretty silly doing that, but I might have to give it a try-- for science!
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Old Feb 7, 2019, 07:31 PM   #2
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Who the hell care about his dick? I don't care. I doubt women or Gay men want to look at his dick.
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Old Feb 7, 2019, 08:14 PM   #3
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I never understood how those tabloids manage to stay in business. I figured they would have been sued into oblivion by now.
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I had an ex-gf that threatened to send pictures of my dick to all of our friends. The next day I sent my dick pic to all of our friends. Who cares, its a penis.
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Old Feb 7, 2019, 08:58 PM   #5
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Plot twist: AMI entered into an agreement a few months ago to avoid legal charges for participating in campaign finance felonies. If this is a real attempt at blackmail or extortion, theoretically the agreement is off and Pecker and AMI officers are in the **** now.
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I never understood how those tabloids manage to stay in business. I figured they would have been sued into oblivion by now.
Especially The Enquirer. I can't believe anyone still buys it or advertises with them. I guess ya gotta peddle your dick-enlargement pills somewhere.
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Old Feb 7, 2019, 09:25 PM   #7
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Especially The Enquirer. I can't believe anyone still buys it or advertises with them. I guess ya gotta peddle your dick-enlargement pills somewhere.
Ponos pills are all over the tv's tho. There is no crevice they haven't jammed a donker pill. Especially on the news outlets programs. Something something old people being conditioned to think their wiggly bits need pep go hand in hand with "news" organizations
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The fact that I didn't get to see the goods tells me everything I need to know about how you feel about our friendship.
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Perhaps you need to see the friendship put under the microscope.
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lol, pretty funny that the head of AMI's name is Pecker, makes for funny headlines:

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That gf of his looks like one of the Joker's henchwomen.
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That gf of his looks like one of the Joker's henchwomen.


Richest man in the world, and that's the best he could get? I've seen better looking women at Wal-Mart.

She has the same lazy eye that he does though, so maybe it's attractive to him?
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Richest man in the world, and that's the best he could get? I've seen better looking women working at Wal-Mart.

She has the same lazy eye that he does though, so maybe it's attractive to him?
Had to be done . . .
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I never understood how those tabloids manage to stay in business. I figured they would have been sued into oblivion by now.

I've had to read several cases about this for my writing class, the reason they often don't get sued is the lack of real damage done and how the jurisdiction laws work. Calder v Jones is an interesting case for this reason.
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