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Old Jan 29, 2007, 03:58 PM   #1
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Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "Bob, I'm not going to beat around the bush." "You have AIDS."

Gay Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?".

Doc says, "Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

Gay Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
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Old Jan 29, 2007, 04:08 PM   #2
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Old Jan 29, 2007, 04:12 PM   #3
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Nice one

I think we need a joke thread where everyone will post their jokes instead of creating new threads all the time.
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Old Jan 29, 2007, 04:24 PM   #4
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Old Jan 29, 2007, 04:26 PM   #5
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Old Jan 29, 2007, 07:46 PM   #6
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I considered posting this last week, but I thought it was too weak.
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Old Jan 29, 2007, 08:39 PM   #7
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nice joke.

we seriously need a joke sticky.
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Old Jan 30, 2007, 12:05 AM   #8
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nice joke.

we seriously need a joke sticky.
We had one, once, way back when. Then the sheriffs all said that we didn't need all those stickies, so we done got rid of them. But I sees the sheriffs are are getting long in the tooth, because there's a sticky there now promoting hugs. Hugs! Now hugs are all nice and dandy, but when you ride on into town and the sheriff gives you a hug, well, you better hope the outlaws 'round these parts only like to shoot kisses at you.
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Old Jan 30, 2007, 01:15 AM   #9
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