Duke Nukem Forever Video: School Girls

acidosmosis · Mar 21, 2011, 06:09 AM

Rated: Yay lesbians!

jk

Uber_Tiny · Mar 21, 2011, 06:21 AM

"You want to touch it don't you?!"

Dark_Swordmaster · Mar 21, 2011, 11:53 AM

In all the twelve years of dev time I don't think we've ever had a thread for this game! Thanks for starting one up!

Shapeshifter · Mar 21, 2011, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uber_Tiny

"You want to touch it don't you?!"

acidosmosis · Mar 21, 2011, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark_Swordmaster

In all the twelve years of dev time I don't think we've ever had a thread for this game! Thanks for starting one up!

I detect sarcasm.

badboy · Mar 21, 2011, 01:44 PM

wow! the graphics are hideous

Sharkfood · Mar 21, 2011, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by badboy

wow! the graphics are hideous

Sshhh! They might decide to start over again..

twonha · Mar 21, 2011, 02:23 PM

Excitement about DNF: fading fast.

I'm interested in this game because of the story it is in the industry, but the gameplay itself... Meh. It's a shame this game looks like little more than a resurrection rather than a second coming.

t0adp1p3 · Mar 21, 2011, 02:30 PM

it looks retarded

KingRoLo · Mar 21, 2011, 02:51 PM

Ive actually lost a considerable amount of hair on my head due to age waiting for this game. I want my hair back and if it doesnt grow back i will sue 3DR for damages also a toupe.

Sundance Kid V2 · Mar 21, 2011, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uber_Tiny

"You want to touch it don't you?!"

Ne0Griever · Mar 21, 2011, 03:36 PM

I'll buy it for the lesbians.

Crash7 · Mar 21, 2011, 04:11 PM

Oh, great! Chest-high walls for cover. That's never been done before.

Sweetz · Mar 21, 2011, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by badboy

wow! the graphics are hideous

[Duke]Cram your internet hyperbole up your ass[/Duke]

Just because it doesn't look like [insert showpiece tech demo game that looks great, but no one save SLI'd GTX 580 owners can actually run at highest settings here] doesn't mean it's "hideous."

Honestly what's with you people that can only ever post negative comments about games? Why do you even bother gaming if all you can do is point out a game's flaws?

Sasquach · Mar 21, 2011, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweetz

[Duke]Cram your internet hyperbole up your ass[/Duke]

Just because it doesn't look like [insert showpiece tech demo game that looks great, but no one save SLI'd GTX 580 owners can actually run at highest settings here] doesn't mean it's "hideous."

Honestly what's with you people that can only ever post negative comments about games? Why do you even bother gaming if all you can do is point out a game's flaws?

Because it probably looks, plays and runs just like every other FPS out there.....When it should play look and run like a new FPS out there that no ones ever seen considering its 12yr lifespan.......

Of course i dunno how it can look play and run like a new FPs when all FPS are pretty much clones of each other at this point. Well looks wise, they could just use UE3 instead of modifying whatever engine they finally settled on, but i think UE3 might have just made Duke look more like Dukus Phoenix.....which is to say not Duke enough. And they could have made it more into Call of Dukey for the ADD generation.....

nomore · Mar 21, 2011, 07:16 PM

the title turned me on but the video completely turned me off.

Tork64 · Mar 21, 2011, 07:21 PM

Nothing more kickback than Duke

sittal · Mar 21, 2011, 07:26 PM

man this game is looking better and better every time they release a video. it will have me spouting inappropriate one-liners at work constantly.

Pr()ZaC · Mar 21, 2011, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sittal

man this game is looking better and better every time they release a video. it will have me spouting inappropriate one-liners at work constantly.

OT: you should look on youtube for "mortal kombat sexuality" for some one-liners

**Trunks0** · Mar 21, 2011, 08:09 PM

-_-' they couldn't make a constant buzzing sound loop properly...

CHIPS · Mar 21, 2011, 08:51 PM

"Alright! Time for my reward!"

Sweetz · Mar 21, 2011, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sasquach

Because it probably looks, plays and runs just like every other FPS out there.....When it should play look and run like a new FPS out there that no ones ever seen considering its 12yr lifespan.......

Says who? Sometimes it's enough for a game just to be a good game. The development time shouldn't factor in an opinion of the end product because it has no bearing on the experience. Not every game has to rewrite the rules to be entertaining.

Seriously it seems like almost everyone who actually likes games has left this forum and been replaced by jaded and supercilious whiners who do nothing but pass negative judgement on games before they've even played them.

[/grumpy rant about grumpy people]

Guybo · Mar 21, 2011, 10:53 PM

Hey, these guys know their target audience and they are selling SQUARELY to that audience. Screw a hot coffee mod- just put it right in the game content. If they do this though, the game will be banned pretty much everywhere.

FMT · Mar 22, 2011, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pr()ZaC

OT: you should look on youtube for "mortal kombat sexuality" for some one-liners

I did and it wasnt that good.

acidosmosis · Mar 22, 2011, 05:03 AM

I agree it looks like bad and will probably be horrible. I sure as **** won't buy it.

H001iGAN · Mar 22, 2011, 09:23 AM

this is a joke right, It's not really going to look like that is it?

badboy · Mar 22, 2011, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweetz

[Duke]Cram your internet hyperbole up your ass[/Duke]

Just because it doesn't look like [insert showpiece tech demo game that looks great, but no one save SLI'd GTX 580 owners can actually run at highest settings here] doesn't mean it's "hideous."

Honestly what's with you people that can only ever post negative comments about games? Why do you even bother gaming if all you can do is point out a game's flaws?

The textures are crap, the art is crap, the animations are crap, the graphics are crap

Yes its hideous.
There are games released 5 years ago that looked better

acidosmosis · Mar 22, 2011, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by badboy

The textures are crap, the art is crap, the animations are crap, the graphics are crap

Yes its hideous.
There are games released 5 years ago that looked better

Anyone that expected anything else is a.. well a dummy.

Jaws of Life · Mar 22, 2011, 11:13 AM

Geeze, I hope that's some raw "brain storming" footage. You don't have to be cutting edge with graphics but that looked archaic. Immersion isn't just gameplay anymore, now that we have th technology to improve more facets of gaming.

Anyway time will tell but that definitely took a bit of sizzle out of my excitement for this title.

SteadVéx · Mar 22, 2011, 11:17 AM

i thought it looked pretty good for a 12 year old game engine

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