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Old Jun 13, 2004, 02:04 AM   #1
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Question I was just thinking....

Of how different this world would be if there was a tradition of smashing a mans testicles with a hammer after the first child is born.

Just think, anyone you know that is not a 1st born simply wouldn't exist. Politicians, artists, garbagemen, hookers - if they are not the 1st born then **poof** they simply don't count anymore.
Not to mentin that all of our Fathers would be total wussies because your body stops manufacturing testostorone once your testicles are made useless.

You know, in such a circumstance we might have even had our first women president by now.
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So I am driving home from Philly today and I have my finger shoved way up my nose trying to get that elusive booger that is lodged in my nasal cavity.
Suddenly it occurs to me, I pick my right nostril like all the damn time. But never my left nostril. Weird.
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Old Jun 13, 2004, 02:10 AM   #2
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The world population would also decay exponentially.
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Old Jun 13, 2004, 02:15 AM   #3
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If the worlds population would decrease exponentialy then this would be a solution to all kinds of problems.
It could solve hunger!
It could solve famine!
It could solve war! (the testosterone thing)

It could solve almost every problem except the problem of *****y women.

Just imagine, a world where our biggest problem is *****y women.
And since the men can't do it anymore, then we have an increase of....

LESBIANS!!!!!!!!
I LOVE LESBIANS!!!!!

Sounds like a nirvanna to me.

I think I will start a comune.
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So I am driving home from Philly today and I have my finger shoved way up my nose trying to get that elusive booger that is lodged in my nasal cavity.
Suddenly it occurs to me, I pick my right nostril like all the damn time. But never my left nostril. Weird.
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Old Jun 13, 2004, 02:28 AM   #4
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If the worlds population would decrease exponentialy then this would be a solution to all kinds of problems.
It could solve hunger!
It could solve famine!
It could solve war! (the testosterone thing)

It could solve almost every problem except the problem of *****y women.

Just imagine, a world where our biggest problem is *****y women.
And since the men can't do it anymore, then we have an increase of....

LESBIANS!!!!!!!!
I LOVE LESBIANS!!!!!

Sounds like a nirvanna to me.

I think I will start a comune.


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I never understood the fascination some have over lesbians.
They are women that dont want men or dont want to have anything to do with men.
Unless you are gay, i dont see how lesbians can benefit you?
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Old Jun 13, 2004, 02:31 AM   #5
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LESBIANS!!!!!!!!
I LOVE LESBIANS!!!!!
Here are some lesbians....

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Old Jun 13, 2004, 02:35 AM   #6
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I never understood the fascination some have over lesbians.
They are women that dont want men or dont want to have anything to do with men.
Unless you are gay, i dont see how lesbians can benefit you?
I declare that NOTHING is off topic in this thread. I am depressed, I am getting a little nervous and I need something to cheer me up.

Here is my explanation of Lesbians:
1 girl = good
2 girl = gooder
3 girl = goodier
4 girl = goodieres

And so on.

It is basic math really. As long as the total of boobies can be evenly divided by 2 I am happy, but if it can be evenly divided by 4 I am even happier!

That picture made me laugh.
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So I am driving home from Philly today and I have my finger shoved way up my nose trying to get that elusive booger that is lodged in my nasal cavity.
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Old Jun 13, 2004, 02:48 AM   #7
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Fap Fap Fap Fap....
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Old Jun 13, 2004, 03:06 AM   #8
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That picture made me laugh.
Really ?

That pic scares me
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Old Jun 13, 2004, 03:12 AM   #9
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The world population would also decay exponentially.
Heh, well it's already exploading exponentially.


Hmm...decay or exploasion?


Decisions, descisions...
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Old Jun 13, 2004, 03:17 AM   #10
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Old Jun 13, 2004, 03:19 AM   #11
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So I am driving home from Philly today and I have my finger shoved way up my nose trying to get that elusive booger that is lodged in my nasal cavity.
Suddenly it occurs to me, I pick my right nostril like all the damn time. But never my left nostril. Weird.
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Old Jun 13, 2004, 03:20 AM   #12
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Thinking retroactively, would you accept your balls beaten to a bloody mush with a ball peen hammer at birth? If you looked down right now and your ball sack was a limp shrivled container of dried, scar laden testicle bits would you be pleased with that?

Like my friend says, we should just kill everybody and let the Earth acquiesce to its natural state.
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Old Jun 13, 2004, 03:22 AM   #13
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Old Jun 13, 2004, 03:28 AM   #14
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Thinking retroactively, would you accept your balls beaten to a bloody mush with a ball peen hammer at birth? If you looked down right now and your ball sack was a limp shrivled container of dried, scar laden testicle bits would you be pleased with that?

Like my friend says, we should just kill everybody and let the Earth acquiesce to its natural state.
Hmmm.....

Kinda like a circumcision at birth. So young you don't remember.
I can just picture the doctor in the operating room.

'Oh look, it must be a boy! The doctor has the hammer out!'

And then later on for Chrisianing cermonies and Barmifzas (now THERE is a word I can't spell) and such you would get the tradional bronzed baby shoes and a bronzed hammer.

Of course saying that this would cause a logarithmic decline in the population just doesn't cut it. I think it might be a tad bit more severe then that.

If I ever run for President I think I want this to be my platform.

'Stilgar for President! Solving the Worlds problems one Ball-Peen hammer at a time!'

The environmentalists will love me. Bet I get the feminist vote.
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So I am driving home from Philly today and I have my finger shoved way up my nose trying to get that elusive booger that is lodged in my nasal cavity.
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Well I think there is a little bit of a difference between losing some foreskin and having your nuts beaten into a bloody collage.

I don't think some women would like it though, they would not be able to control us. Think about it, without sexual desire what reason would men have to be with women.
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Of how different this world would be if there was a tradition of smashing a mans testicles with a hammer after the first child is born.

Just think, anyone you know that is not a 1st born simply wouldn't exist. Politicians, artists, garbagemen, hookers - if they are not the 1st born then **poof** they simply don't count anymore.
Not to mentin that all of our Fathers would be total wussies because your body stops manufacturing testostorone once your testicles are made useless.

You know, in such a circumstance we might have even had our first women president by now.
Having read your post, the thought of smashing your balls with a hammer doesn't sound like such a bad idea, actually...
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I don't think some women would like it though, they would not be able to control us. Think about it, without sexual desire what reason would men have to be with women.
That's where lesbianism comes in, my friend.. Haven't you been listening?
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