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Old Sep 24, 2003, 08:24 PM   #1
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Man cuts off penis 'to teach wife a lesson'

A Kenyan villager has cut off his penis and testicles with a kitchen knife "to teach his wife a lesson."

Police say Alfonse Mumbo, of Kajulu Wath Orego, near Kisumu, severed his genitalia after accusing his wife, Penina of unfaithfulness.

Officers say the 38-year-old former barber said he wanted "to give her a free hand to go after other men." He told police he loved her so much, he could make the sacrifice.

Mr Mumbo has told the East African Standard: " It was around 8 o'clock in the morning when I started feeling dizzy. My wife had left for the farm. I don't know what came over me.

"All I remember is walking around the compound anxiously and answering many calls of nature. I found myself disgusted with the penis and decided to cut it off.

"I went into the kitchen, took a knife, undressed and just chopped it off. The knife was too sharp and before I realised what I had done, it was too late."

He said blood gushed out of the gaping hole in his crotch and he says he began screaming with pain. Mrs Mumbo came home 10 minutes after the incident, with her brother-in-law, to find her husband unconscious in a pool of blood.

He was taken to the New Nyanza General Hospital, where medics had a hard time stemming the blood. Mrs Mumbo has now dismissed her husband's allegations of affairs outside the marriage.

She told the newspaper she loves her husband very much, and could not do that to him. The 29-year-old says she feels sorry for her husband and has asked people to stop blaming her for his actions.

"When I am walking around the village or going on safari, those who recognise me talk about me in low tones," says Mr Mumbo, who is recovering from a bladder operation.


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Old Sep 24, 2003, 08:28 PM   #2
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Stop the decapitation of penis threads.
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Old Sep 24, 2003, 08:30 PM   #3
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All in all, not a good week for penises.
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Old Sep 24, 2003, 08:35 PM   #4
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Old Sep 24, 2003, 08:38 PM   #5
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You sick little Basterd. lol.
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Old Sep 24, 2003, 08:40 PM   #6
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Old Sep 24, 2003, 09:13 PM   #7
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"When I am walking around the village or going on safari, those who recognise me talk about me in low tones," says Mr Mumbo,
And now that its on the news, he really cant move away from the problem
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Old Sep 24, 2003, 09:15 PM   #8
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He should sell it on ebay!

I can see it now... the next intarweb fad, "sell your severed penis on ebay"! I think thats the last thing yet to be sold there... right?
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Old Sep 24, 2003, 09:31 PM   #9
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Yikes. Tis not a good week for penises at all
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i think she was nailing his brother...
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Grrr, does that mean we'll all soon be wearing protectives cup all day long
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Were they really talking in a lower tone, or is it all relative and he was infact talking in a higher tone?
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Man cuts off penis 'to teach wife a lesson'

A Kenyan villager has cut off his penis and testicles with a kitchen knife "to teach his wife a lesson."

wow I mean WOW, this guy must be really up high on the iq list I mean, god way to go buddy, stick it to the MAN (yourself)

I swear the human race gets sadder every day.
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Old Sep 25, 2003, 12:51 AM   #15
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I swear the human race gets sadder every day.

its in our nature to destroy ourselves. we cant help it.
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its in our nature to destroy ourselves. we cant help it.
well I agree thats its human nature to destory others and generally care about only one person "yourself" but being blatently stupid should NOT be part of human nature, this guy should go into the darwin awards as a runner up for almost killing himself "hell they should make a (CUT THE WANG OFF) section, all we seem to be seeing these days.
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well I agree thats its human nature to destory others and generally care about only one person "yourself" but being blatently stupid should NOT be part of human nature, this guy should go into the darwin awards as a runner up for almost killing himself "hell they should make a (CUT THE WANG OFF) section, all we seem to be seeing these days.

nono, i meant human nature to destroy ourselves in the collective sense. ie, humans destroying mankind.
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nono, i meant human nature to destroy ourselves in the collective sense. ie, humans destroying mankind.
ah ok, yea I agree with that.
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someone should start an ad campaign to 'save the penises'
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Well, considering all the other strange things that happen in this country, I'm not at all surprised at poor old Alfonse. The Kenyan people do very strange things sometimes...
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I could NEVER do that... That's horrible.
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someone should start an ad campaign to 'save the penises'
Since there is "Hug a logger, you'll never go back to trees" we should use...

"Hug a penis, you'll never go back to loggers"
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"When I am walking around the village or going on safari, those who recognise me talk about me in low tones," says Mr Mumbo, who is recovering from a bladder operation.
Lol, I never knew natives really went on safari. Same like me never actually having been on the famous church tower in the city where I live, while thousands of tourists flock to the place every month...
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