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Old Nov 26, 2005, 11:32 PM   #1
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Sometimes I go through the mail looking for a postcard that says, "Dear Can of Woopass, I hate you, signed God." While I'll never get anything quite that direct, I do get the message in several other ways.

One example would be my room-mate sophomore year. He would wake up at 6:30am, then wait til 9am when I woke up to decide that he wanted to take a shower. Plus he had a wolf bedspread. 19 years old with a wolf bedspread. Everytime I looked at it I was reminded of how there wouldn't be in girls in our room the whole year. He even asked me once if a ton is a unit measurement of weight.
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Old Nov 26, 2005, 11:36 PM   #2
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You guys have like no clue of how bad he was... Or still is!

*Shudders*
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Old Nov 26, 2005, 11:38 PM   #3
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Old Nov 26, 2005, 11:40 PM   #4
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Sometimes I go through the mail looking for a postcard that says, "Dear Can of Woopass, I hate you, signed God." While I'll never get anything quite that direct, I do get the message in several other ways.

One example would be my room-mate sophomore year. He would wake up at 6:30am, then wait til 9am when I woke up to decide that he wanted to take a shower. Plus he had a wolf bedspread. 19 years old with a wolf bedspread. Everytime I looked at it I was reminded of how there wouldn't be in girls in our room the whole year. He even asked me once if a ton is a unit measurement of weight.
I have AIDS. I win.

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Old Nov 26, 2005, 11:43 PM   #5
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Youuuuu haaaaveeee theeeee AIIIIIIIDDDDDSSS *I'm sorry it wasn't something less seriouuuuuuuuuus*
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Old Nov 26, 2005, 11:59 PM   #6
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One of the best moments of the new Family Guy series. There have been quite a lot of musicals lately.
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Old Nov 27, 2005, 04:40 AM   #7
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I thought this was off topic, not- "god hates me and I came here to cry"

damn noob is gonna get all the nerds with no girlfriends all depressed, and then this place will suck.
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Old Nov 27, 2005, 10:55 AM   #8
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I thought this was off topic, not- "god hates me and I came here to cry"

damn noob is gonna get all the nerds with no girlfriends all depressed, and then this place will suck.
Bah I'll smack him in the head a few times, and kick him in the ass for ya!
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Old Nov 27, 2005, 12:03 PM   #9
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I didn't even know they made wolf bedspreads...

Animal cruelty.
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Old Nov 27, 2005, 12:59 PM   #10
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Old Nov 27, 2005, 02:36 PM   #11
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Plus he had a wolf bedspread. 19 years old with a wolf bedspread.
Hot damn... first time I read it, I read "wolf breadspread"... and I thought "something is seriously wrong here!"
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Old Nov 27, 2005, 02:37 PM   #12
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I didn't even know they made wolf bedspreads...

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Old Nov 27, 2005, 10:28 PM   #13
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Well sorry oh great Internet master if my post wasn't good enough for you. Please note that the Internet is the largest thing short of outer space, so get out of my face!
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Old Nov 27, 2005, 10:50 PM   #14
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I thought this was off topic, not- "god hates me and I came here to cry"

damn noob is gonna get all the nerds with no girlfriends all depressed, and then this place will suck.
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Old Nov 27, 2005, 10:52 PM   #15
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I just posted this on another forum about 5-10 minutes ago, but I believe it's appropriate here as well.

FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Old Nov 27, 2005, 10:53 PM   #16
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You spelled Whoopass wrong.
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Old Nov 27, 2005, 10:58 PM   #17
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Woopass is a perfectly acceptable spelling. It can be said with or without the h sound.
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Old Nov 27, 2005, 10:59 PM   #18
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You spelled Whoopass wrong.
What you afraid that the hicks (if there are any) around the forum are going to get their shotty's out and go out correct him if he is wrong?

"Look Claedus, he's making us look bad. Tell ma and pa to load the shot gun again... It's time for us to go bag us another noob!

Dude, It's a farking name, he can spell it any o'l way he fnucking want's too.

So there
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Old Nov 28, 2005, 02:45 PM   #22
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OMFG Look CAN!

He found that t-shirt...

good times, good times.

Bwahahahahah...
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