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Alpha · May 18, 2003, 09:56 PM

Alpha · May 18, 2003, 09:57 PM

I was bored

Ace M · May 18, 2003, 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by Alpha

I was bored

Ahahahahahahahah lol

good one

Keep it COOL and MOD on

BobbyRPI2712 · May 18, 2003, 10:05 PM

haha those are freaking hilarious!!

Oscar1613 · May 18, 2003, 10:22 PM

<mr burns>eexxxxcellent</mr burns>

bounty_hunter · May 18, 2003, 10:29 PM

nice dude wicked funny

**Gandalfthewhite** · May 18, 2003, 10:46 PM

NIIIICE dude do some more man this is great

Red Dragon Tong · May 18, 2003, 11:02 PM

haha to great

DZ187 · May 18, 2003, 11:05 PM

Not funny in the slightest.

Gun5 · May 18, 2003, 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by DZ187
Not funny in the slightest.

uh oh looks like I gotta use a JA RULE quote

Quote:

Ya'll niggas wanna dead
(Who?)
Then wanna ride
(Who?)
Ya'll know the niggas who
Steady screaming
(Fuk you)

Funny ***** Alpha more please

DZ187 · May 18, 2003, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by Gun5
uh oh looks like I gotta use a JA RULE quote

Funny ***** Alpha more please

The opinon of one who quotes "Ja Rule" is automatically null and void.

Gun5 · May 18, 2003, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by Alpha

lol didn't notice Rage3D the first time I looked.. LMAO good job

Gun5 · May 18, 2003, 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by DZ187
The opinon of one who quotes "Ja Rule" is automatically null and void.

That might be true, but you can't fuk with B. Gizzle
Well I guess I'll have to use another quote fuka

so

Quote:

I'ma show ya what the - AK like
Them bullets burn, they don't come straight they flip, they twist, they turn
Now is ya ready for it

Kurrurrin · May 18, 2003, 11:15 PM

haha, nice. made me chuckle to myself.

DZ187 · May 18, 2003, 11:26 PM

Quote:

I'ma show ya what the - AK like
Them bullets burn, they don't come straight they flip, they twist, they turn Now is ya ready for it

quoting lyrics makes you cool, SO I'M GONNA DO IT TOO@!!1

Alpha · May 18, 2003, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by DZ187
quoting lyrics makes you cool, SO I'M GONNA DO IT TOO@!!1

Stop crapping in my thread and Edit out that pic please

bounty_hunter · May 18, 2003, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by Gun5
lol didn't notice Rage3D the first time I looked.. LMAO good job

dude thats great i love those little details i missed lol. alpha more =)

DZ187 · May 18, 2003, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by Alpha
Stop crapping in my thread and Edit out that pic please

You sir, are mistaken. I have not crapped in any thread, my bowel control is impeccable.

BobbyRPI2712 · May 18, 2003, 11:54 PM

Enjoy your short stay jackass, and thats no quote just the truth. Great job with the pictures Alpha, funny stuff!

KMax · May 19, 2003, 12:19 AM

That was frickin' awesome! hah..

K-Max

Ace M · May 19, 2003, 12:30 AM

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Originally posted by DZ187
The opinon of one who quotes "Ja Rule" is automatically null and void.

Your opinion is automatically null and void

*Word of caution* if you go around attacking senior members, they will tear you apart and slowly devour your limbs.

It is not good for your health, or your status on R3D.
You will no doubt ignore my warning.....guess some people have to learn for themselves

Enjoy your stay....(while it lasts)

wandernACE64 · May 19, 2003, 01:59 AM

good stuff Alpha

Yeuemmaimai · May 19, 2003, 09:02 AM

Alpha you made my day................

Hanners · May 19, 2003, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ace M
*Word of caution* if you go around attacking senior members, they will tear you apart and slowly devour your limbs.

Mmmmmmmm...... limbs.

Good stuff Alpha

- The last one was the best by far, someone really should post that over at nVnews (And no, I'm not volunteering)

Johnnie Walker · May 19, 2003, 09:13 AM

OMG this is hilarious, bring more

movieman · May 19, 2003, 09:16 AM

Yeah, very funny, particularly the 'deja vu' joke

.

Unit01 · May 19, 2003, 09:20 AM

HAhahaha
nice work alpha
LOL the jaggy and deja vu part was good.

DorXtar · May 19, 2003, 09:22 AM

This deserves to be posted on nVnews

Adversary · May 19, 2003, 09:47 AM

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Originally posted by DZ187
Not funny in the slightest.

Ha! HA!

That's a killer. I don't care which card is getting slated, those were damn funny!

You can't tell me that the corners of your mouth didn't turn up in the semblance of a smile when you read them.

I've got people in my office laughing at them and they don't *know* what a Graphics Card is, let alone ATI and NVIDIA.

It's funny....I want more!!!

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May 18, 2003, 10:05 PM	#5
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BobbyRPI2712 Rage3D Veteran Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 7,123	Enjoy your short stay jackass, and thats no quote just the truth. Great job with the pictures Alpha, funny stuff! __________________

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May 19, 2003, 01:59 AM	#23
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May 19, 2003, 09:02 AM	#24
Yeuemmaimai Banned Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 9,048	Alpha you made my day................

May 19, 2003, 09:13 AM	#26
Johnnie Walker Keep walking... Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: getLocation(); Posts: 1,670	OMG this is hilarious, bring more

May 19, 2003, 09:16 AM	#27
movieman Rage3D Veteran Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Canada (was UK) Posts: 2,135	Yeah, very funny, particularly the 'deja vu' joke .

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