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Old Nov 29, 2011, 01:57 PM   #1
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So I started working at a construction company about 1 1/2 months ago and started dating the bosses daughter who also works there about 1 month ago. The issue is that she still lives with mom and dad do to her financial situation and they are ultra concervative Christians. I'm 26 and she's 21 and she was secretly a lesbian until we started dating. She is a virgin and had never even kissed a guy before me. Well yesterday we reached 3rd base and it's getting to the point where we will probably have sex soon. The issue is that if her parents find out she would get kicked out and I would be out of a job, what should I do?
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Old Nov 29, 2011, 01:58 PM   #2
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Old Nov 29, 2011, 02:00 PM   #4
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You don't **** where you eat bro
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You should know better not to date the bosses daughter. That is a no no, especially, since you JUST started the job.
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Old Nov 29, 2011, 02:01 PM   #5
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But she is really hot
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But is it worth your job? Because you know he will find out sooner or later.
He knows we are dating but he doesn't know how serious it's gotten already
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So I started working at a construction company about 1 1/2 months ago and started dating the bosses daughter who also works there about 1 month ago. The issue is that she still lives with mom and dad do to her financial situation and they are ultra concervative Christians. I'm 26 and she's 21 and she was secretly a lesbian until we started dating. She is a virgin and had never even kissed a guy before me. Well yesterday we reached 3rd base and it's getting to the point where we will probably have sex soon. The issue is that if her parents find out she would get kicked out and I would be out of a job, what should I do?
Why are you talking as if you're in high school? You reached 3rd bass?

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But she is really hot
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Why are you talking as if you're in high school? You reached 3rd bass?

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Cause it sounds better than saying I fingered her and she gave me a hand job
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A woman that will stay with you until the 3rd bass is a woman that likes to fish.
Even more reason to pick her over the job.
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Old Nov 29, 2011, 02:10 PM   #15
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Cause it sounds better than saying I fingered her and she gave me a hand job
fingering and hand job is a home run.
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Not a wise move.

Find another job.
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Find a new job, talk to boss about wanting to be more serious with his daughter and that's why you're getting a new job, make her wait till christmas day.
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Do you actually like this girl or what? IMO talk to her father be as nice as possible, ask what he thinks. If he approves of it, keep dating. If he seems off about it, slam her hard and drop her.
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I can't imagine what his next one will be.
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Life is full of risks, be a man and decide. Id go for it, makes it more exciting.


PS - If worried about the whole virginity thing, then offer up her burnt cheerio as an alternative.
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Possible scenarios:

1. You hit it, and she brings her hot lesbian friends over to join in.
2. You piss her off and daddy fires you.
3. She goes back to being a lesbian just when you get serious about her.

Any of these will most likely result in you getting fired, but option 1 would make this worth it.
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I think Omega is trolling us. So far he's racking up all the "Maximum Stupid" threads starting with "I started smoking" to this.

I can't imagine what his next one will be.
Im dead serious. I could care less if you believe me but this is the honest to God truth.
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Old Nov 29, 2011, 02:53 PM   #29
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I'm 26 and she's 21 and she was secretly a lesbian until we started dating.
HAHA, riiiiiiiiiiiight. So tell me, what did you do to make her suddenly decide she is not a lesbo anymore? No matter how big your dick is, her toys are bigger.

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