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Old Nov 17, 2003, 07:26 AM   #1
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Default Anyone into collecting used condoms?

I know a friend who REALLY does collect the stuff. Is that normal behaviour?

He gets them off streets, garbage dumps, cinemas and places like that.

The guy is also 13.

Should I tell his parents? Would he need psychological treatment?
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 08:04 AM   #2
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does he know what they are and where they've been?
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 08:25 AM   #3
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Depends what side he sniffs...
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 08:26 AM   #4
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that's discusting. tell him to stop or he'll catch something and die (scare him)

that's also quite dangerious. Or....maybe he likes to keep what's inside them
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 09:06 AM   #5
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He's using their contents to make babies in his basement.(I already know this isn't possible because I tried it once so shut the **** up nerds)
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 09:41 AM   #6
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lol, there's spermicide in them. Kills all the sperm. Even if they get past that, if it's been out for a few hours, it will dry and the sperm die.
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 09:42 AM   #7
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That guy sounds seriously ****ed up !

He needs help

Tell his parents

Tell everyone

Dont EVER go to his house



..... be afraid, be very afraid ................ he is creating a used condom monster !
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 09:47 AM   #8
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That guy sounds seriously ****ed up !

He needs help

Tell his parents

Tell everyone

Dont EVER go to his house



..... be afraid, be very afraid ................ he is creating a used condom monster !
Im such a Diablo 2 nerd, I thought of a Condom Golem right away wich would be avaible around lvl 40 and should be immensly powerful
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 09:50 AM   #9
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Impregnates any female character in the game. In PvP vs Zons or Sorcs, the golem shoots used sperms and gets them preggie which makes them get all slow and fat and blows their ass off.
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 09:52 AM   #10
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oh no, not against my sorc!!!
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 10:30 AM   #11
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Or it can go around and infecting stuff with Aids Ey what network are you guys playing on ? Im on Europe as hobs0n
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 10:37 AM   #12
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and tell him he's an idiot
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 10:49 AM   #13
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That guy sounds seriously ****ed up !

He needs help

Tell his parents

Tell everyone

Dont EVER go to his house



..... be afraid, be very afraid ................ he is creating a used condom monster !
"Tell Everyone" Thats great.
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 11:29 AM   #14
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oh and make him eat one
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 12:06 PM   #15
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I found an used condom once in the pocket of a military jacket I bought second-hand. Luckily my mom had washed it in the washing machine.
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 12:08 PM   #16
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He needs to stop because of the inherent health hazard.
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 12:09 PM   #17
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does he collect female condoms aswell?
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 12:14 PM   #18
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Providing this is even true, imho big deal at least his problem isn't about being obsessive about child rape
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 12:52 PM   #19
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This guy is sick,man... Tell him that if he keep collecting used condoms, he will catch a STD and his dork will fall off
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 01:07 PM   #20
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Oh yeah I collect them then I sniff and finally lick the juicy center mmm, mmm good.
Kind of a like a Twinkie with a latex aftertaste.
Sometimes when I am just plain borred I rub the yammy center on my nipples and wait for it to harden.
Then after I am done and if I still have some left over then I blow them up and give them to school kids.

And I have an endless supply of used condoms since I live right next to a major university so a trip to a trash always gives me a few fruitful suprprises.
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 01:10 PM   #21
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lol, there's spermicide in them. Kills all the sperm. Even if they get past that, if it's been out for a few hours, it will dry and the sperm die.
Of course! That makes it perfectly acceptable!

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That is just abnormal in so many ways.

Tell him to stop. Now.
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lol, there's spermicide in them. Kills all the sperm. Even if they get past that, if it's been out for a few hours, it will dry and the sperm die.
Yeah but I love them fresh and juicy, dried up are still good but not as chewy.
Think of it as Coneheads chewing a used condom with a dripping center.
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tempnexus is such a healthy young man.
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tempnexus is such a healthy young man.
...And with a few more years of psychotherapy and electric shock therapy, he may only chew on new condoms...
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...And with a few more years of psychotherapy and electric shock therapy, he may only chew on new condoms...
That's just plain wrong.
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Damn he must stop emediatley. Hopefully he does't think they are baloons or something and goes home and inflates them all and has em hanging in his room. (aw why did I have to say that)
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Old Nov 17, 2003, 01:56 PM   #28
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My lvl 99 sor can't fight anymore ever since that golem got her. Stupid one-hit-kill attacks.

Anyways, get him to a doctor...QUICK......
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