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Old May 31, 2019, 09:15 AM   #31
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Wow... just wow...

Reminds me of this...

Epic movie!! Don't be that guy Chuck!!
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Old May 31, 2019, 01:29 PM   #32
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Stop telling women about your worries and insecurities.
Quoting so you get the hint.

Women don’t like p*ssies, they have one of their own.

Grow a pair that matches the huge c*ck you’ve boasted about on here and get her to cook you and your friends dinner. What’s she doing out of the kitchen working at a job anyway? *shakes head*

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Old May 31, 2019, 02:49 PM   #33
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Tonight have gone the way I never expected it to.

First off, the night was rather awkward, as she was too shy to properly acknowledge me and my friends. A friend gave me heck and asked if I actually knew her... and forced me to reply if we were official when her colleagues were rather obviously staring at us (they know I am getting close to her). At that point I genuinely wanted to hide my head in the sand and snapped back at my friend for being somewhat of a prick despite his intentions (he treats me like a brother). There was an awkward silence for 10 or so minutes until another friend made jokes and everything was finally ok when we shared a bottle of wine. The girl was still nervous and constantly circled my table without knowing what to say but wanted to make sure we were properly served.

I noticed her operation manager asking her out and although she outright refused, I went up, made it obvious I was close to her with my body language, and with good manners and confidence introduced myself to the man. Honestly, I never knew I had it in me. The dude was taken aback like he made an ass of himself and after a few words, went somewhere else as fast as he can. She looked impressed by my display.

I chatted with the girl after and she got less nervous. After dinner we exchanged goodbyes and spoke with my friends more casually.

Had a few drinks with my friends and as bros, they suggested I wait until she gets off work to send her home. I dropped her a text and she said she’d be down in 5 minutes. I properly introduced her to my friends and we spoke together and had more drinks and a little bit of hookah. Me and the girl shared parts of our drinks together and I saw my friends secretly nudging each other like “so they are real after all”.

My friends left seeing how they were distracting us from having a proper date. We spoke together, drank a little more of our drinks, and we left after she told me she was a little dizzy from the drinks.

When we were walking to the train station, she held my arms, and after a couple of minutes, I mustered up the strength to properly hold her hand while we walked. When we entered the train and sat down, she held my arms and laid her head towards my shoulder, and I laid my head on her head. Of my 37 years of existence, I never felt such overwhelming joy. The feeling of love and warmth she gave me was something I never felt. We hugged close on the escalator, and on the bus, we held hands. She asked me what my friends thought of her and I outright told her they thought she was rather shy. Then I told her about the embarrassment my friend gave me about whether or not we were in a committed relationship, she asked me what I wanted. I told her there was nothing more I would like to be with her and she nodded and said, “then let’s make it official”. I was so happy that I gave her a kiss right on the spot.

I sent her up to her apartment door and before saying goodbye, shared a long and intimate kiss. We both took deep breathes and she skipped and chuckled when she was walking to her door. That was so cute it’s just remarkable.

Boy I never knew what love felt like before this. A real woman who has perfect chemistry with Chuck who actually cares? I’d be dumb to not hold her close.
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Old May 31, 2019, 02:54 PM   #34
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And sorry guys, it was premature of me to call her my girlfriend when I posted the thread. Anyways, right now I can’t possibly be happier.
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Old May 31, 2019, 03:19 PM   #35
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And sorry guys, it was premature of me to call her my girlfriend when I posted the thread. Anyways, right now I can’t possibly be happier.
You haven’t gotten her possibly pregnant yet. Just wait....

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Old May 31, 2019, 04:29 PM   #36
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Good to see you happy my brother. Enjoy.
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Old May 31, 2019, 07:52 PM   #37
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Woah there, Scooter. I'm glad the evening went so well, but you might wanna put the brakes on the "love" stuff.
I realize there are cultural differences, but what you describe, apart from the cocktails, in America would be a common date for 14-17 year olds (in the mid-west at least).

In the USA, it's not love until the whip cream.
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Old Jun 1, 2019, 07:34 AM   #38
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I sense a friendzone coming.
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Old Jun 1, 2019, 07:45 AM   #39
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Still a better love story than Twilight.
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Old Jun 1, 2019, 01:59 PM   #41
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You need to give her the big tip
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Old Jun 2, 2019, 12:38 AM   #42
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You guys are bloody hilarious.

Yeah we are getting to the point where sex is certainly in the equation. We can’t get our hands off of each other and made out numerous times last night.

Btw for you negative naysayers of Rage who is going to post the inevitable “ stop dreaming all this up” message:



And guys, please try to be respectful.
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Old Jun 2, 2019, 12:53 AM   #43
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Cute girl.
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Yea very cute girl. Remember to turn the lights out. You don't want to scare her to death with that huge trouser snake.
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You're 37? What is she-- 50?
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Don't overthink it. It's pretty obvious to me a simple kiss should be no huge deal. Tongue action, full on sucking face, etc. is pushing it. If it's full on get a room type stuff then it isn't appropriate for PDA work place or not.
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You're 37? What is she-- 50?
She could be anywhere from 18-50.

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dam you both like your barely out of your teens
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She could be anywhere from 18-50.

TIL that Kim Jong-il was a 60-70 year old woman
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You guys are bloody hilarious.

Yeah we are getting to the point where sex is certainly in the equation. We can’t get our hands off of each other and made out numerous times last night.

Btw for you negative naysayers of Rage who is going to post the inevitable “ stop dreaming all this up” message:



And guys, please try to be respectful.
You have commited the grave sin of posting a pic of your SO on the internets.

Now you will be ridiculed because internet tough guys are banging 11/10's 24/7.

2/10 would not bang.





The girl's cute though.
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He needed somewhere to boast that he had a GF.

Still works...
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It's even more uncomfortable seeing your girlfriend at work when your wife works there as well.
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Old Jun 13, 2019, 05:00 PM   #57
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Are we sure that's really Chuck?

Post a verification pic or no congrats
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Old Jun 14, 2019, 10:05 PM   #58
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Our most recent picture. We’re so right for each other it isn’t even funny. I honestly can’t remember a time when I’ve been more happy.

Btw it’s hilarious how you are in denial Cyko

Too lazy to find my old picture but if you can look through the “you’re all ugly” thread from years back for verification.
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Old Jun 15, 2019, 04:00 AM   #59
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So she getting destroyed or not yet?
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Old Jun 15, 2019, 03:46 PM   #60
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Not in denial at all, I just have fun effing with people.
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