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Old Jan 14, 2008, 09:56 AM   #1
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Default 10 Golden Rules of online gaming..

I thought this was hilarious, and some of it seems unfortunately true:

http://www.destructoid.com/ten-golde...ng-64474.phtml


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I just have to say my own personal favorite annoying this I've seen online was on a TF2 server. Some ******* was exploiting the door bug, wherein you can jump into exit door of the spawning areas and block it from rising up, so everyone is stuck in the spawning area. He would jump into the door and then began singing along to Michael Jackson. Everyone was so pissed, I've never heard so many adolescent profanities flowing out of my speakers. I just laughed and laughed, I thought it was funny. I watched it for a while and then went to another server, and I applauded that ******* for being such a douchebag and going online just to annoy people.
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Old Jan 14, 2008, 10:16 AM   #2
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7: Everyone is gay:
Before the Internet was invented, gay people were those in society who were attracted physically and emotionally to members of the same gender. Since the Internet, everyone and everything is gay. From the gun they use to kill you, to the voice they use to communicate with you, it is all gay, gay, gay. Lag is gay, snipers are gay, noobs are gay, people from other countries are gay, the countries they come from are gay, the ocean the country is surrounded by is gay, the fish in the ocean are gay, all sealife is gay, life is gay, gays are gay, gay gay gay. Gay.
Using the same one-syllable word to describe everything you don't like might not be an indicator of a varied vocabulary, but who cares? Words are gay.
So true...
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Old Jan 14, 2008, 12:12 PM   #3
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Old Jan 14, 2008, 02:35 PM   #4
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When they frag you, do you not bleed?




3: If a feature in a game is popular/effective, it is cheap:

Be it the chainsaw in Gears of War, or snipers in any FPS ever made, there are a number of cool features and tactics in games that people not only find enjoyable to use, but are often highly effective methods of securing victory -- never use them. If you do so, you are cheap and will become a noob.


Hahah.. so true. To this day I will NOT use an AWP.
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Old Jan 14, 2008, 02:51 PM   #5
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I follow every single one of those rules every time I step foot in an online game.

Rules to live by, rules to die by.
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Old Jan 14, 2008, 03:04 PM   #6
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Just remember, of course, that you are not a kill stealer. You are merely an opportunist. Besides which, since all the enemies are your personal fodder anyway, you're taking nothing away from the meat puppets who are only there to be noobs and bring down your score by sucking.
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I just laughed and laughed, I thought it was funny. I watched it for a while and then went to another server, and I applauded that ******* for being such a douchebag and going online just to annoy people.
Ever thought of joining myg0t? Because you seem to condone some jerk ruining others' online experience.
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Old Jan 14, 2008, 05:46 PM   #9
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Ever thought of joining myg0t? Because you seem to condone some jerk ruining others' online experience.
Don't get me wrong, I don't condone it. I didn't verbally or by typing encourage him at all. I just laughed to myself at the utter hysteria and slew of swear words he elicited from the other players. I feel bad for the people who maybe frequent that server, but for everyone else what's so difficult about jumping into one of the other 100 servers that have good ping times with your map? It's not the end of the world when some idiot does things like that, just leave and go to another server. But I do feel bad for the people who like I said frequent that server and have friends playing on it. But they are likely in the minority.
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pfft ive had ego clashes with admins before. at times, its better to accept a ban than to take it up the ass.
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at times, its better to accept a ban than to take it up the ass.
Oooo, where can I find servers with this feature
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The one thing they missed out was the edgy ADMINS. Never **** with an admin. Some matches in ET, the admin use to make me switch to the team or I would be banned. If I got a 5-1 kill ratio against an admin I would be kicked.
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Don't forget to avoid the servers that are inhabited by the 'god-complex' people. WIC seem to be littered with this type of folk!

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Oooo, where can I find servers with this feature
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Since the Internet, everyone and everything is gay. From the gun they use to kill you, to the voice they use to communicate with you, it is all gay, gay, gay. Lag is gay, snipers are gay, noobs are gay, people from other countries are gay, the countries they come from are gay, the ocean the country is surrounded by is gay, the fish in the ocean are gay, all sealife is gay, life is gay, gays are gay, gay gay gay. Gay.

Using the same one-syllable word to describe everything you don't like might not be an indicator of a varied vocabulary, but who cares? Words are gay.

LMFAO! I have played online against guys who use the ghey/gay thing all the time. Way too LOL! OMFG this article is teh_funnay
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The one thing they missed out was the edgy ADMINS. Never **** with an admin. Some matches in ET, the admin use to make me switch to the team or I would be banned. If I got a 5-1 kill ratio against an admin I would be kicked.
Well admins arent exactly a "rule".
They're just the communist government that runs/polices the server.
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Hahah.. so true. To this day I will NOT use an AWP.

Me neither..........
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Stupid Admins on some servers, just kill them and they kick you
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