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Old Aug 8, 2015, 07:43 AM   #1
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Old Aug 8, 2015, 08:56 AM   #2
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Old Aug 8, 2015, 09:50 AM   #3
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Old Aug 8, 2015, 10:20 AM   #4
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The sauce and the meat had to sit out in the sun for those months to be ready.

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Old Aug 8, 2015, 03:16 PM   #5
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Old Aug 8, 2015, 09:51 PM   #6
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Old Aug 9, 2015, 07:38 AM   #7
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Old Aug 9, 2015, 08:17 AM   #8
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Owner moved premises because he wanted a larger shop and to do more than just pizza. He also does hamburgers, wet bar, and pasta now.

I had one of the burgers today. Was awesome.

I can move again, by the way.
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Old Aug 9, 2015, 09:12 AM   #9
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Owner moved premises because he wanted a larger shop and to do more than just pizza. He also does hamburgers, wet bar, and pasta now.

I had one of the burgers today. Was awesome.

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Old Aug 9, 2015, 10:35 AM   #10
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Man I'm on this low carb diet. I really miss pizza...I think I hate you now ozz.
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Old Aug 9, 2015, 10:51 AM   #11
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lol. The reason I couldn't move was because I seldom pig out, and when I do, my stomach goes all, "Hey! HEY! NO! I'm not that kind of stomach anymore! I've changed. I'VE CHANGED!" but I'm all "You know you like it, bitch."
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