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Old Oct 21, 2007, 10:10 PM   #1
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Default Stand-Up Comedy - Post your favorite videos!

I just figured I'd start this thread to see what everyone else likes and to also discover new things.

Here are two to start the thread off:

Lewis Black - Candy corn



Jim Gaffigan - Bacon


Hopefully you'll enjoy these two.. I was laughing my ass off at both of them.

But now it's time to post what YOU like. Ante up!

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Old Oct 21, 2007, 10:36 PM   #2
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Robert Schimmel

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Old Oct 21, 2007, 10:41 PM   #3
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Old Oct 21, 2007, 10:47 PM   #4
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Louis C.K. Is absolutely hilarious imo Enjoy.
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Old Oct 21, 2007, 10:53 PM   #5
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Old Oct 21, 2007, 10:59 PM   #6
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Oh, corn that tastes like candy... SON OF A *****!
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Old Oct 21, 2007, 11:04 PM   #7
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Old Oct 21, 2007, 11:12 PM   #8
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Old Oct 21, 2007, 11:23 PM   #9
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Old Oct 21, 2007, 11:32 PM   #10
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Old Oct 21, 2007, 11:38 PM   #11
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Old Oct 22, 2007, 12:33 AM   #12
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Old Oct 22, 2007, 12:50 AM   #13
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Old Oct 22, 2007, 04:32 AM   #15
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Comedy nubs.... search for Bill Hicks on youtube. I'm not going to do it for you
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This thread is seriously lacking some Mitch Hedberg

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^^^ I couldn't believe it when I found out yesterday that he passed away
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Old Oct 22, 2007, 05:30 PM   #21
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Poor slob doped himself to death. Shame...funny guy.
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Old Oct 22, 2007, 05:59 PM   #23
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Old Oct 22, 2007, 06:54 PM   #24
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Excellent videos guys, keep 'em coming!!!
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i saw this guys hour long special a few years ago and nearly killed myself laughing. couldnt find any of that on youtube. but found this.
his jokes are all so wrong and your probably going to hell for laughing at them.. lol
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How about some Ricky Gervais?...

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