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Old Aug 28, 2006, 09:16 PM   #1
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Default DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS...hahaaaaaa!!

Do Not Eat Pringles Fat Free Potato Chips. They Will Grease Your Ass.



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...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."
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Old Aug 28, 2006, 09:18 PM   #2
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Old Aug 28, 2006, 09:21 PM   #3
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Greased it eh

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Old Aug 28, 2006, 09:22 PM   #4
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I thought all of those "oloresta" or whatever its called had a disclaimer that says- May cause loose stool.
I never would have guessed that this stuff would coat your insides like SLick50, that is, if this is indeed a true story.
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Old Aug 28, 2006, 09:24 PM   #5
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I thought all of those "oloresta" or whatever its called had a disclaimer that says- May cause loose stool.
I never would have guessed that this stuff would coat your insides like SLick50, that is, if this is indeed a true story.

Care to eat a can of pringles and report back?

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Old Aug 28, 2006, 09:27 PM   #6
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But ass grease is perfect for Rage3D manches.
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Old Aug 28, 2006, 09:36 PM   #7
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Yes, olestra is infamous for causing anal leakage. We've come far past that now.
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Old Aug 28, 2006, 09:48 PM   #8
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Care to eat a can of pringles and report back?

Thanks for the offer, but erm, NO.
Find another guinea pig to crap themselves.
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Old Aug 28, 2006, 10:18 PM   #9
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Old Aug 28, 2006, 10:30 PM   #10
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"Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle."

So yeah.... that paints a picture.
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Old Aug 29, 2006, 12:36 AM   #11
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I don't know why, but that made me laugh.
What an awful prank that would be.
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Old Aug 29, 2006, 12:50 AM   #12
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Old Aug 29, 2006, 02:49 AM   #13
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The whole thing with the fat free Pringles is that you need to eat them in moderation, or else you are going to be in a world of hurt the next day.

My guess is people eat 1/4 to 1/2 a can in one sitting thinking, "yay fat free", but really should only be eating <10 chips at a time/day. (Which, from experience, keeps the anal grease effect to a minimum.)
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Old Aug 29, 2006, 03:12 AM   #14
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Old Aug 29, 2006, 04:36 AM   #15
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lol now that was the funny, shame the Rep gunz are jammed otherwise you'd have some commin your way, maybe in another 24hours...
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Plus, I've never had a problem with chips made with Olean. I sometimes buy the tortilla chips made with this.
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But ass grease is perfect for Rage3D manches.
Funny how noone mentioned this before ...

Also, it might mean saving money on lube
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Old Aug 29, 2006, 07:11 AM   #19
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Fortunately i dont think they sell such things in the UK.
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Old Aug 29, 2006, 10:04 AM   #20
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Yes, olestra is infamous for causing anal leakage. We've come far past that now.
I've had that happen a few times. I was like WTF? Hasn't happened in a while though. Must have been something I was eating.
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Old Aug 29, 2006, 10:24 AM   #21
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I had some MAJOR anal leakage when I first became a vegetarian. All that crap that builds up over the years starts coming loose... phew, man it was NASTY
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+1 for teh gross in this thread. Ass grease and anal leakage FTW!
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Yeah this thread gets a big fat TMI!!!

Damn guys... it's one thing talking about Olean... but blatantly discussing your personal experiences with anal leakage....

ugh! I just ate lunch too
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