Go Back   Rage3D » Rage3D Discussion Area » Community and Site Discussions » Off Topic Lounge
Rage3D Subscribe Register FAQ Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Off Topic Lounge Discuss anything you want here folks. A place for computer junkies to boldly post Off Topic... Rant and rave if it is necessary, but just try to keep it clean!

View Poll Results: How do YOU wipe your ass?
Standing up 17 32.08%
Sitting down 36 67.92%
Voters: 53. You may not vote on this poll

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old Aug 18, 2006, 05:07 AM   #1
Advertisement (Guests Only)

Login or Register to remove this ad
Tizen
Custom User Title
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: North Korea Close by.
Posts: 5,005
Tizen is still being judged by the masses


Post How do you wipe your ass?

Vote away... And while your at it, write it ;D

For me... It would be standing up
__________________
Don't panic
Tizen is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 05:28 AM   #2
Doozer
lollollollol
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: England SE London, UK
Posts: 19,033
Doozer knows why the caged bird singsDoozer knows why the caged bird singsDoozer knows why the caged bird singsDoozer knows why the caged bird singsDoozer knows why the caged bird sings


Default

wipe ???? I scrape
__________________
Mobo : Asus P8777-V LX2 Processor : Intel Core i5 3570K 3.40GHz @ 4.40GHz Memory : 8Gb RAM
Graphics Card : GeForce GTX 690 Sound : Asus Xonar DGX 5.1 O/S : Win7, Monitor : 3 x Samsung 23"

Nikon D7100,
Nikkor 16-35mf f4
Sigma 120-400mm
Nikon 18-55mm kit lens,
Sigma 70-300 APO Macro,
Nikkor 50mm f1.8,
Sigma 150mm f/2.8 EX DG Macro HSM,
Sigma 10-20mm f4-5.6 EX DG,
Sigma 17-70mm f2.8-4.5 HSM,
Sigma x2 TC
Remote shutter release ,
Raynox D250 closeup/macro attachment,
Kenko extension tubes,
reverse lens adaptor,
Nikon SB800 flash,
Vivitar 285HV Flash unit,
Tripod (x2),
Monopod



Rage3d flickr Group
Doozer is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 05:30 AM   #3
monkeydust
Radeon Arctic Islands
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: United States Indianapolis, IN
Posts: 11,464
monkeydust once held a door open for a complete strangermonkeydust once held a door open for a complete strangermonkeydust once held a door open for a complete strangermonkeydust once held a door open for a complete stranger


Default

What??? Why the hell would you wipe your ass standing up? That some sort of European thing?
__________________
Intel Skylake i7 6700k w/Corsair Hydro Series H55
16GB Corsair Vengeance DDR4 2400 (PC4 19200)
ASRock Z170 Gaming-ITX/ac
EVGA GTX 1070 SC
Samsung EVO 1TB SSD
Fractal Design Node 304 Mini-ITX case
Dell 2408WFP 24" Widescreen LCD
Windows 8.1 64-bit
monkeydust is offline  
Advertisement (Guests Only)
Login or Register to remove this ad
Old Aug 18, 2006, 05:36 AM   #4
Skynet
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canada Canada
Posts: 21,114
Skynet has a basement full of buried neg-reppersSkynet has a basement full of buried neg-reppersSkynet has a basement full of buried neg-reppersSkynet has a basement full of buried neg-reppersSkynet has a basement full of buried neg-reppersSkynet has a basement full of buried neg-reppersSkynet has a basement full of buried neg-reppersSkynet has a basement full of buried neg-reppersSkynet has a basement full of buried neg-reppersSkynet has a basement full of buried neg-reppersSkynet has a basement full of buried neg-reppers


Default

with nvidia cards
Skynet is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 05:58 AM   #5
Crag2804
A super mega death ray!
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: England England
Posts: 2,761
Crag2804 is still being judged by the masses


Default

why would you stand up?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by dildil View Post

the standoffs go under the mobo ? becoz i have them over it and then screwed it down.......... and i did not install all of them either only did like 5.....
Crag2804 is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 06:08 AM   #6
Elysian
SCAATSJW
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: United States Austin, TX
Posts: 48,539
Elysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling freshElysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling freshElysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling freshElysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling freshElysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling freshElysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling freshElysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling freshElysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling freshElysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling freshElysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling fresh


Default

wtf standing up???
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by IamHere View Post
You guys are closet communists.
Elysian is online now  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 06:25 AM   #7
lumpyhed
Radeon Arctic Islands
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: England Limeysville
Posts: 13,636
lumpyhed once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'lumpyhed once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'lumpyhed once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'lumpyhed once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'lumpyhed once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'lumpyhed once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by monkeydust View Post
What??? Why the hell would you wipe your ass standing up? That some sort of European thing?
lumpyhed is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 06:28 AM   #8
Elysian
SCAATSJW
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: United States Austin, TX
Posts: 48,539
Elysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling freshElysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling freshElysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling freshElysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling freshElysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling freshElysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling freshElysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling freshElysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling freshElysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling freshElysian kills 99.99% of germs and leaves hands feeling fresh


Default

whats scary is more people so far wipe standing up
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by IamHere View Post
You guys are closet communists.
Elysian is online now  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 06:28 AM   #9
monkeydust
Radeon Arctic Islands
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: United States Indianapolis, IN
Posts: 11,464
monkeydust once held a door open for a complete strangermonkeydust once held a door open for a complete strangermonkeydust once held a door open for a complete strangermonkeydust once held a door open for a complete stranger


Default

Maybe it's for people who have a phobia of getting their ass glued to the toilet seat.
__________________
Intel Skylake i7 6700k w/Corsair Hydro Series H55
16GB Corsair Vengeance DDR4 2400 (PC4 19200)
ASRock Z170 Gaming-ITX/ac
EVGA GTX 1070 SC
Samsung EVO 1TB SSD
Fractal Design Node 304 Mini-ITX case
Dell 2408WFP 24" Widescreen LCD
Windows 8.1 64-bit
monkeydust is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 06:32 AM   #10
lumpyhed
Radeon Arctic Islands
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: England Limeysville
Posts: 13,636
lumpyhed once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'lumpyhed once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'lumpyhed once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'lumpyhed once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'lumpyhed once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'lumpyhed once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'


Default



lumpyhed is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 06:40 AM   #11
monkeydust
Radeon Arctic Islands
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: United States Indianapolis, IN
Posts: 11,464
monkeydust once held a door open for a complete strangermonkeydust once held a door open for a complete strangermonkeydust once held a door open for a complete strangermonkeydust once held a door open for a complete stranger


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by lumpyhed View Post




That'd do it!
__________________
Intel Skylake i7 6700k w/Corsair Hydro Series H55
16GB Corsair Vengeance DDR4 2400 (PC4 19200)
ASRock Z170 Gaming-ITX/ac
EVGA GTX 1070 SC
Samsung EVO 1TB SSD
Fractal Design Node 304 Mini-ITX case
Dell 2408WFP 24" Widescreen LCD
Windows 8.1 64-bit
monkeydust is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 06:45 AM   #12
daPhoenix
Snow White Nurse
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Finland European Union
Posts: 12,981
daPhoenix doesn't need no stinkin' badgesdaPhoenix doesn't need no stinkin' badgesdaPhoenix doesn't need no stinkin' badgesdaPhoenix doesn't need no stinkin' badgesdaPhoenix doesn't need no stinkin' badgesdaPhoenix doesn't need no stinkin' badgesdaPhoenix doesn't need no stinkin' badgesdaPhoenix doesn't need no stinkin' badgesdaPhoenix doesn't need no stinkin' badges


Default

My toilet has soothing water/air based cleaning
__________________
:: We are all the sum of our tears.
:: Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there.
:: Too much and best of us is washed away.
daPhoenix is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 06:54 AM   #13
demonic
Hallowed are the Ori
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: England London
Posts: 443
demonic is still being judged by the masses


Default

you forgot the options

- I get my gf to do it for me

and

- when my gf needs wiping, i pee in her butt
demonic is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 06:56 AM   #14
squid
Cute
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Australia 127.0.0.1
Posts: 14,429
squid knows why the caged bird singssquid knows why the caged bird singssquid knows why the caged bird singssquid knows why the caged bird singssquid knows why the caged bird sings


Default

how do you wipe your ass when you are standing up? your butt cheeks stick together so you would have a nice poo sandwhich happening there
squid is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 07:01 AM   #15
Tizen
Custom User Title
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: North Korea Close by.
Posts: 5,005
Tizen is still being judged by the masses


Default

Try it sometimes... Its not hard

Quote:
Originally Posted by demonic View Post
you forgot the options

- I get my gf to do it for me

and

- when my gf needs wiping, i pee in her butt
No, if you look at the question : "How do YOU wipe your ass?". I cleary stated you can only vote, if you alone wipe your own ass... I don't care how many other asses you wipe, I'm only interested in yours (ok... that didn't come out right).
__________________
Don't panic
Tizen is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 07:03 AM   #16
Crag2804
A super mega death ray!
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: England England
Posts: 2,761
Crag2804 is still being judged by the masses


Default

Quote:
(ok... that didn't come out right).
And it wouldn't do if you were standing up.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by dildil View Post

the standoffs go under the mobo ? becoz i have them over it and then screwed it down.......... and i did not install all of them either only did like 5.....
Crag2804 is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 07:05 AM   #17
ShaidarHaran
Radeon Arctic Islands
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: United States twin cities
Posts: 24,941
ShaidarHaran once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'ShaidarHaran once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'ShaidarHaran once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'ShaidarHaran once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'ShaidarHaran once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'ShaidarHaran once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by demonic View Post
you forgot the options

- I get my gf to do it for me

and

- when my gf needs wiping, i pee in her butt
ROFL!

PIHB FTW!

ShaidarHaran is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 07:06 AM   #18
demonic
Hallowed are the Ori
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: England London
Posts: 443
demonic is still being judged by the masses


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisti View Post
No, if you look at the question : "How do YOU wipe your ass?". I cleary stated you can only vote, if you alone wipe your own ass... I don't care how many other asses you wipe, I'm only interested in yours (ok... that didn't come out right).
But I dont wipe my own... looks like i cant participate in the poll..
demonic is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 07:08 AM   #19
Tizen
Custom User Title
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: North Korea Close by.
Posts: 5,005
Tizen is still being judged by the masses


Default

Well, go wipe it now and vote
__________________
Don't panic
Tizen is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 07:18 AM   #20
demonic
Hallowed are the Ori
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: England London
Posts: 443
demonic is still being judged by the masses


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisti View Post
Well, go wipe it now and vote


That comment makes me think, you are well over the top in seriousness to find out how other people do it?

So I guess im gonna take it, as a serious fetish of yours... right?
demonic is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 07:32 AM   #21
Tizen
Custom User Title
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: North Korea Close by.
Posts: 5,005
Tizen is still being judged by the masses


Default

No, I just found out today, that people wipe their asses sitting... A lot of them do, so I was like WTF
So, yea... The pool is getting interesting To many wipe while sitting...
__________________
Don't panic
Tizen is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 07:35 AM   #22
vazel
Banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 8,868
vazel is still being judged by the masses


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisti View Post
No, I just found out today, that people wipe their asses sitting... A lot of them do, so I was like WTF
So, yea... The pool is getting interesting To many wipe while sitting...
QFT. I would think it would be uncomfortable.
vazel is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 07:36 AM   #23
Doozer
lollollollol
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: England SE London, UK
Posts: 19,033
Doozer knows why the caged bird singsDoozer knows why the caged bird singsDoozer knows why the caged bird singsDoozer knows why the caged bird singsDoozer knows why the caged bird sings


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisti View Post
The pool is getting interesting To many wipe while sitting...
you dump in teh pool
__________________
Mobo : Asus P8777-V LX2 Processor : Intel Core i5 3570K 3.40GHz @ 4.40GHz Memory : 8Gb RAM
Graphics Card : GeForce GTX 690 Sound : Asus Xonar DGX 5.1 O/S : Win7, Monitor : 3 x Samsung 23"

Nikon D7100,
Nikkor 16-35mf f4
Sigma 120-400mm
Nikon 18-55mm kit lens,
Sigma 70-300 APO Macro,
Nikkor 50mm f1.8,
Sigma 150mm f/2.8 EX DG Macro HSM,
Sigma 10-20mm f4-5.6 EX DG,
Sigma 17-70mm f2.8-4.5 HSM,
Sigma x2 TC
Remote shutter release ,
Raynox D250 closeup/macro attachment,
Kenko extension tubes,
reverse lens adaptor,
Nikon SB800 flash,
Vivitar 285HV Flash unit,
Tripod (x2),
Monopod



Rage3d flickr Group
Doozer is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 07:36 AM   #24
ShaidarHaran
Radeon Arctic Islands
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: United States twin cities
Posts: 24,941
ShaidarHaran once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'ShaidarHaran once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'ShaidarHaran once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'ShaidarHaran once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'ShaidarHaran once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'ShaidarHaran once won a refrigerator on 'The Price is Right'


Default

WTF? You people are that uncoordinated? "der, I have to stand up to wipe my ass"
ShaidarHaran is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 08:46 AM   #25
AllexxisF1
I'm Back.
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: United States Northern, Virginia
Posts: 10,052
AllexxisF1 has a basement full of buried neg-reppersAllexxisF1 has a basement full of buried neg-reppersAllexxisF1 has a basement full of buried neg-reppersAllexxisF1 has a basement full of buried neg-reppersAllexxisF1 has a basement full of buried neg-reppersAllexxisF1 has a basement full of buried neg-reppersAllexxisF1 has a basement full of buried neg-reppersAllexxisF1 has a basement full of buried neg-reppersAllexxisF1 has a basement full of buried neg-reppersAllexxisF1 has a basement full of buried neg-reppersAllexxisF1 has a basement full of buried neg-reppers


Default

Damn Shaid why you got to **** on everyone's parade ...wacka wacka wacka

Last edited by AllexxisF1 : Aug 18, 2006 at 08:50 AM.
AllexxisF1 is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 09:05 AM   #26
Treeckcold57
Good ol' ATI
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 17,021
Treeckcold57 knows why the caged bird singsTreeckcold57 knows why the caged bird singsTreeckcold57 knows why the caged bird singsTreeckcold57 knows why the caged bird singsTreeckcold57 knows why the caged bird sings


Default

poll thread...errrm.,,
__________________

AMD Phenom II X2 555 @ stock clock
Xigamtek Knight cooler
ASUS M4A79XTD EVO
G.Skill 8GB DDR3 1333 (4x4GB)
Intel 530 240GB SSD
XFX ATI Radeon 4870 1GB
Antec Truepower 750W
NZXT Source 210
Windows 7 x64



AMD FX-8350 @ stock clock
Gigabyte GA-990FX-UD5 R5
G.Skill Sniper 16GB (8x2) DDR3 1866
Arctic Freezer 7 Pro 7 rev. 2
Gigabyte Windforce 7950 3GB Ghz Edition
Samsung 840 Pro 128GB SSD
EVGA SuperNova 650W
NZXT Source 210 w/ two Noctua F-12 fans
Ubuntu MATE 64-bit
Intel i5 3570K @ stock clock | G.Skill 16GB (8GBx2) DDR3 1866 | Silicon Power 60GB SSD | Win 10 Pro x64 | NZXT Source 210
Treeckcold57 is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 09:43 AM   #27
Perky McGiggles
I see what you did there
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: United States Highway 20
Posts: 21,269
Perky McGiggles is still being judged by the masses


Default

I use to wipe standing up... when I was just learning how to ****.

Sitting down for me.

The way I look at it is this:

If someone walked in on you wiping your ass would you want them to walk in on you sitting down leaning towards one side or would you rather them walk in with you standing and your ass in the air as your wiping?

I think the answer is obvious...

The poll should also ask if you wipe front to back, or back to front.
__________________
Perky McGiggles
And he sayeth unto Perky, the numbers 2, 5, and/or 7 are an
abomination and should never be used in an internet forum
name, so sayeth the Lord.
- Penguins 22, chapter 3, verse 8
Perky McGiggles is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 09:45 AM   #28
Soulkrusha
Radeon Arctic Islands
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: United States Suffolk, VA
Posts: 8,265
Soulkrusha is still being judged by the masses


Default

@ Thread
Soulkrusha is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 09:49 AM   #29
Doozer
lollollollol
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: England SE London, UK
Posts: 19,033
Doozer knows why the caged bird singsDoozer knows why the caged bird singsDoozer knows why the caged bird singsDoozer knows why the caged bird singsDoozer knows why the caged bird sings


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Perky McGiggles View Post

The poll should also ask if you wipe front to back, or back to front.
left to right or right to left ............. or corkscrew the hole
__________________
Mobo : Asus P8777-V LX2 Processor : Intel Core i5 3570K 3.40GHz @ 4.40GHz Memory : 8Gb RAM
Graphics Card : GeForce GTX 690 Sound : Asus Xonar DGX 5.1 O/S : Win7, Monitor : 3 x Samsung 23"

Nikon D7100,
Nikkor 16-35mf f4
Sigma 120-400mm
Nikon 18-55mm kit lens,
Sigma 70-300 APO Macro,
Nikkor 50mm f1.8,
Sigma 150mm f/2.8 EX DG Macro HSM,
Sigma 10-20mm f4-5.6 EX DG,
Sigma 17-70mm f2.8-4.5 HSM,
Sigma x2 TC
Remote shutter release ,
Raynox D250 closeup/macro attachment,
Kenko extension tubes,
reverse lens adaptor,
Nikon SB800 flash,
Vivitar 285HV Flash unit,
Tripod (x2),
Monopod



Rage3d flickr Group
Doozer is offline  
Old Aug 18, 2006, 09:55 AM   #30
shockwave
canucklehead
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Canada SK
Posts: 15,040
shockwave can beat 'Minesweeper' on any difficultyshockwave can beat 'Minesweeper' on any difficulty


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by monkeydust View Post
What??? Why the hell would you wipe your ass standing up? That some sort of European thing?
I've always wiped while standing. Next time I'll do it sitting, and see which is better.
shockwave is offline  
Closed Thread


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Bike wipe out! Shapeshifter Off Topic Lounge 3 Nov 12, 2007 12:22 PM
Wipe...Wipe...Wipe...Where Does It All Come From?? lukebuz Off Topic Lounge 29 Oct 30, 2005 03:10 PM
Do you wipe up or down? Hordsak Off Topic Lounge 17 Oct 23, 2004 07:44 PM
Best way to completely wipe HD? infin|ty General Software 7 May 27, 2004 06:05 PM
unconditional HS wipe Robbiesan General Hardware 1 Oct 18, 2002 08:34 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:58 AM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. Copyright ©1998-2011 Rage3D.com
Links monetized by VigLink