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Old Jul 20, 2004, 11:19 AM   #61
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Ah.. this thread provided my day with plenty of humour. Thanks everyone.
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 11:28 AM   #62
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throw $$$$$ at her
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 11:32 AM   #63
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I know you guys do things differently in egypt, but hell, if anyone in my family disapproved of a girl I was into, I'd tell them to keep their damn mouth shut, lest they end up rotting in a swamp somewhere.
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 11:33 AM   #64
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I know you guys do things differently in egypt, but hell, if anyone in my family disapproved of a girl I was into, I'd tell them to keep their damn mouth shut, lest they end up rotting in a swamp somewhere.
And then hopefull you'd go home and take your meds.
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 11:39 AM   #65
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 11:44 AM   #66
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how to make a girl love you:

make a booklet with pictures of yourself in various seasonal clothing.
also include pictures of yourself in romantic settings, such as in front of a roaring fireplace, and on a large bed.
nude pictures are optional.

prerequisite: you must be fit.
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 11:48 AM   #67
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how to make a girl love you:

make a booklet with pictures of yourself in various seasonal clothing.
also include pictures of yourself in romantic settings, such as in front of a roaring fireplace, and on a large bed.
nude pictures are optional.

prerequisite: you must be fit.
I liiiiike it.
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 11:50 AM   #68
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since she works in a pc store, she likes pc. invite her to a lan party and you take it from there ....
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 11:50 AM   #69
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 11:50 AM   #70
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oh, that's nice. I suggest stranglings and death threats and get my sanity questioned, but when someone suggests 'romance' and 'seasons' you're all ooos and aaas. this is so, like, discrimination, man.
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 11:52 AM   #71
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oh, that's nice. I suggest stranglings and death threats and get my sanity questioned, but when someone suggests 'romance' and 'seasons' you're all ooos and aaas. this is so, like, discrimination, man.
Like, totally.
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 11:53 AM   #72
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radical.
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 12:05 PM   #73
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you know how you can get her? just give her a a64 set up with a x800 xt pe. she will love it.
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 12:05 PM   #74
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how to make a girl love you:

make a booklet with pictures of yourself in various seasonal clothing.
also include pictures of yourself in romantic settings, such as in front of a roaring fireplace, and on a large bed.
nude pictures are optional.

prerequisite: you must be fit.


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Old Jul 20, 2004, 01:04 PM   #75
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how to make a girl love you:

make a booklet with pictures of yourself in various seasonal clothing.
also include pictures of yourself in romantic settings, such as in front of a roaring fireplace, and on a large bed.
nude pictures are optional.

prerequisite: you must be fit.
damn... I need the prerequisite.
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 01:10 PM   #76
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write a song about her.
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 01:21 PM   #77
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Hi guys,

I have a small problem .
I have been in love with a girl for almost two years now , I was seeing her in a small computer store here in my small town , I haven't talked to her much , but I know alot of things about her that made me more and more attracted to her , for all that time I haven't had the guts to tell her , then she was engaged to another guy that she loved , of course my heart was broken as this is the first time I ever fall in love , although I am 27 years old
Anyway I've heard that she broke with that guy , but she still loves him somehow , her heart was broken too , I took that chance and sent with a friend telling her my feelings , she didn't say yes or no , but I sent her two e-mails telling her about my feelings , and as I think they were great , God knows that I meant every word in them , the problem is that , her replies didn't satisfy me , and I think that she needs some more time , but even then , I don't know if she is gonna accept my love or not .
I am kindda shy in these matters and not experienced , what do you guys think I should do to make her forget her past love and love me ?
It is a matter of life or death for me .
Don't take this the wrong way, but she probably thinks you're at least slightly pathological. You're describing this in a manner someone of the age of around 14 or 15 would when he gets his first big crush and is simultaneously in the midst of adolescent angst. What I mean by that is you have very little personal contact with this person, but have apparently researched her and grown infatuated based on what you've found. Not only is this an unreliable way of determining whether you will genuinely like someone, but it is also something the person you are infatuated with would also find rather creepy. You say it's a matter of life or death, which suggests a fairly narrow perspective on the matter. The likelihood of it being "life or death" is very low, sir.

Also, the idea of "making her" love you is absurd. You can't make someone love you, she must do it on her own accord as per a function of you possessing the qualities she finds attractive...well, unless you can somehow alter her brain chemisty/physiology to invoke the response; though it's doubtful you'd be able to do that and, furthermore, that's pretty creepy and I'm not sure it would be termed "genuine."

It is unlikely you will receive a response that "satisfies" you, and I suggest you back off on this girl and allow her to approach you if she wishes to get to know you. I'm not trying to be harsh, but this fits the psychological profile of obssessive pathologies (held by various "sex offenders"). I'm not saying you will necessarily commit a crime, but if you continue to pursue her in an obsessive fashion, *someone* might think you will.

My personal opinion on the matter is that you might need to learn more about personal/human relationships as well as yourself. Not to mention you probably need to learn the distinction between love, lust, and obsession.
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 04:02 PM   #78
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 04:47 PM   #79
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punch her in the face with a roll of quarters
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 05:28 PM   #80
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Who says romance is dead?
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 07:26 PM   #82
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, yeah it makes it a tad bit impossible to differentiate between normal courtship in Egypt and plain stalking
All this time I've been reading this thread and thought he was stalking... You mean this is normal?
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write a song about her.

if you liek to have secs pull ur sipper down... thats what the hokey pokey is all about
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 09:02 PM   #84
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Old Jul 20, 2004, 09:42 PM   #85
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Smile and be yourself.

I get girls ez like that.
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I had sutch a crappy depressing day today , but this thread made my day , i actually laughed
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Old Jul 21, 2004, 05:15 AM   #87
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From what I heard:

You cannot make a girl love you. It is impossible. You can do stuffs for her, and make her feels that she owe you something. So at the end she will marry you. But making a girls actually love you is impossible. Girls loves boys naturally.

Not sure if there is any truth in this. But it does seem this way.
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throw $$$$$ at her

Yeh, just make sure they are in metalic form and try hitting her face.

There should be alot of hot action afterwards
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You make a girl love you by buying her lots of stuff and never questioning her logic or illogic.
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