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Old Apr 16, 2004, 08:14 PM   #1
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Does anyone know when that when a bloke has had some beer he becomes a right idiot. Must be a bloke thing
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Old Apr 16, 2004, 08:18 PM   #2
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a female?!?!?!?
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Old Apr 16, 2004, 08:24 PM   #3
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Why Are Men Idiots ............. because we think with the other head first.
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Old Apr 16, 2004, 08:26 PM   #4
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Not all men turn into idiots. Myself, I turn into a crybaby that needs to be cradled.
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Old Apr 16, 2004, 08:27 PM   #5
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i dont drink...........
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Old Apr 16, 2004, 08:30 PM   #6
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Old Apr 16, 2004, 08:42 PM   #7
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Your mom said i was amazing .. then i found her with Said53 and i went home crying.

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Old Apr 16, 2004, 09:24 PM   #8
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drinking too much alcohol and becoming an idiot is not limited to men believe me.. not defending us cause I've been there far more than I'd like to admit.. I can say from experience women are far from immune to the same condition....
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Old Apr 16, 2004, 09:29 PM   #9
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A better question: Why are women so emotional/passive aggressive/lacking in logic/etc
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Old Apr 16, 2004, 09:37 PM   #10
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Does anyone know when that when a bloke has had some beer he becomes a right idiot. Must be a bloke thing
not all men do, sure some do, others become utter morons (in the sense that it seems to kill there IQ when there drunk) or some people that are normally not talkactive or shy (moui) become very outgoing and WAY to talkative
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Old Apr 16, 2004, 10:06 PM   #11
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Im not an idiot when I get drunk.... I just become very amourous hehe... ask my roommates oh wait dont.
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Old Apr 16, 2004, 10:08 PM   #12
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Your mom said i was amazing .. then i found her with Said53 and i went home crying.

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Old Apr 16, 2004, 10:10 PM   #13
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Old Apr 16, 2004, 10:25 PM   #14
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actually as the old joke goes... when men drink... we turn into women.

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irrefutable. Scientists suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look
at their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the men:


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* Became overly emotional
* Couldn't drive
* Failed to think rationally
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* Showed no interest in sex
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Old Apr 16, 2004, 11:02 PM   #15
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Does anyone know when that when a bloke has had some beer he becomes a right idiot. Must be a bloke thing
Do you know when someone hits blokes head real good, he becomes an idiot? Must be a bloke thing
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Old Apr 16, 2004, 11:12 PM   #16
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Does anyone know when that when a bloke has had some beer he becomes a right idiot. Must be a bloke thing
us guys act like idiots, and you girls act like a horned up piece of ass. I fail to see the problem.
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Old Apr 17, 2004, 12:33 AM   #17
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Old Apr 17, 2004, 01:00 AM   #18
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Pft women go on just as bad if not worse than men when on the drink.
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Old Apr 17, 2004, 01:16 AM   #19
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Because God only gave us enough blood for our brains or our balls, not both.
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Old Apr 17, 2004, 02:24 AM   #20
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Drinking = the win.
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Old Apr 17, 2004, 05:27 AM   #21
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Does anyone know when that when a bloke has had some beer he becomes a right idiot. Must be a bloke thing
woman are no different after a few drinks either, heck they'll even sleep with any idiot sitting beside her
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Old Apr 17, 2004, 05:35 AM   #22
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I don't drink for one reason. When I get drunk, everything I see turns into a shade of red and I have a really intense urge to murder everybody I see. No joke either, it's very scary and I hate that feeling.

Kinda makes me wish to be an idiot when drunk.
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Old Apr 17, 2004, 05:38 AM   #23
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I don't drink for one reason. When I get drunk, everything I see turns into a shade of red and I have a really intense urge to murder everybody I see. No joke either, it's very scary and I hate that feeling.

Kinda makes me wish to be an idiot when drunk.
Remind me never to go drinking with Lunar!!!
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Old Apr 17, 2004, 05:42 AM   #24
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Yeah well there are people I wouldn't even want to be near anymore when then go drinking, one threat you can cope with, two threats going to far and the third threat will near happen
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Old Apr 17, 2004, 10:50 AM   #26
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Actually, women think men are idiots simply because they are attracted to those kind of men. So whos the REAL idiot here?
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if you have a few beers too you will come around to our way of thinking
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Old Apr 17, 2004, 11:03 AM   #28
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Old Apr 17, 2004, 11:05 AM   #29
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I don't drink for one reason. When I get drunk, everything I see turns into a shade of red and I have a really intense urge to murder everybody I see. No joke either, it's very scary and I hate that feeling.

Kinda makes me wish to be an idiot when drunk.
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Old Apr 17, 2004, 11:51 AM   #30
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Men are born idiots. Alcohol just adds to the mess.
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