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Old Aug 27, 2001, 12:27 PM   #1
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Default Nvidia's answer to the Radeon babe?

BTW - hard on the release of the photo of the uber Radeon babe are the rumored specs of the Nvidia N3 Honey (Nvery Nvoluptious Nvixen).

The rumored specs are as follows:

1. 38" bust (compared to the 36" Radeon babe)
2. 5'9" (compared to 5'8" for the Radeon babe)
3. 109lbs (compared to 110lbs for the Radeon babe)
4. Swallows (compared to spits for the Radeon babe)

Of course, what they aren't telling you is that while the N3 Honey has pretty good performance specs she has poor image quality - she only looks good after about 10 beers and at around 3 am on a Saturday night - according to a reviewer at Anandtech who received one of the early N3 samples, these optimal image quality conditions are enhanced if you are single and haven't gotten laid in 5 years.

Naturally, along with the N3 honey, Nvidia will be releasing 24 cases of beer to N3 reviewers and holding the reviews at local downtown dance clubs.
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Old Aug 27, 2001, 12:30 PM   #2
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Old Aug 27, 2001, 01:04 PM   #3
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I have contacted Nvidia's advertising deparment and they claim that there Nv69 Babe will have a larger through put and a longer layout time
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Old Aug 27, 2001, 02:46 PM   #4
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poor image quality means her sexual parts will be blurred
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Old Aug 27, 2001, 03:53 PM   #5
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Bluriness is no good. She'll probably want to go faster rather than to take it good and with quality like NVidia's cards.
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Old Aug 27, 2001, 04:16 PM   #6
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Yeah but she's FASSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!

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Old Aug 27, 2001, 04:19 PM   #7
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Sounds like a hooker to me.
She konws the bounds of sex in and out.
BUt then she is ugly as hell.

You sure this person is just not a old porn star grandma with major plastic surgery?

Wait.....fastness....
IS SHE A STICK WOMAN???
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Old Aug 27, 2001, 05:01 PM   #8
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NVIDIA INTRODUCES nBabe - BREAKS NEW GROUND IN THE QUEST FOR REAL TIME SEXUAL INTERCORSE-

Industry's Most Advanced HOR to be Flagship ADVERTISEMENT for Apple's Power Mac G4 Line

MACWORLD-TOKYO-AUGUST 22, 2001 - Providing the catalyst for a new advertising revolution, NVIDIA® Corporation (Nasdaq: NVDA) today introduced the world's most advanced sex processor, the nBabe® SPU for the Macintosh® platform at Macworld Expo Tokyo 2001.
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Old Aug 27, 2001, 07:07 PM   #9
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What do you think about nVidia's press release?
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Old Aug 27, 2001, 07:28 PM   #10
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Why isnt it on the PC?
Theres gonna be lots of angry Nvidiots.
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Old Aug 27, 2001, 08:05 PM   #11
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Your right, reports say that a pc version will be released in the neer future (3 months from release date). I have talked with the CEO of nvidia and he assures me that we'll soon se a pc version, he even goes so far to say that it will have better, thiner, legs. A higher submision rate and a advanced bondage procesor.
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Old Aug 27, 2001, 08:12 PM   #12
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How many fps (f*cks per second) does she score? Any bedmarks out yet?
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Old Aug 27, 2001, 08:16 PM   #13
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Well BadOnion's HORMark 2001 shows that the nBabe scores an impressive 102FPS in a smaller note they mention that it cannot handle all the features and loses by a margin of 100% in quality to the Radeon Babe 8500.
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Old Aug 27, 2001, 10:48 PM   #14
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!
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Old Aug 27, 2001, 10:56 PM   #15
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See, Nvidia has this whole thing wrong....They're going for quantity, NOT QUALITY!!!!!
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Old Aug 27, 2001, 11:02 PM   #16
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There offcial release says it allows for an impressive 300 SPS (Semen per second) through put
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Old Aug 28, 2001, 11:56 AM   #17
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Hahaha.. you guys are hilarious..
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Old Aug 29, 2001, 01:54 AM   #18
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They also have her in peuck green
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Old Aug 29, 2001, 11:39 AM   #19
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Old Aug 29, 2001, 12:21 PM   #20
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So um... how does a wolf type on a keyboard? =?
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Old Aug 29, 2001, 12:24 PM   #21
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*twitch twitch* *holding back rage*.... ahhh

Where do you think the Nvidia babe will have her fans installed, cause she's gonna be hot
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Old Aug 29, 2001, 12:36 PM   #22
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ugh... somebody give Truform a clue...
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Old Aug 29, 2001, 12:38 PM   #23
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Please for give me for i am a wacked out Prophet
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Amano, you have so many people in this forum that you like..KegKing, Truform, SkiLLz,.... who am I missing?
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Old Aug 29, 2001, 12:41 PM   #25
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LOL ... oh yes I am Mr. Friendly
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Quote:
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