Man marries video game character.

genci88 · Nov 21, 2009, 04:33 PM

This week church in Guam pronounced a man and his copy of dating sim Love Plus husband and, well, wife, and the happy couple will be hosting a reception in Japan that you are cordially invited to view tomorrow.

The unnamed man took his DS and the game to Guam where he said vows with to Nene Anegasaki, one of three virtual girlfriends featured in Love Plus. Tomorrow, the couple will have a reception held on Niconico Douga at around 12 p.m. (no time zone given, check local listings on the site, if you can read Japanese.) The media has been invited to attend; slides will be shown from their time dating up through the wedding.

I've heard of dudes marrying a mannequin before so, this not in fact the most weird-slash-creepy-slash-pathetic thing I've ever heard. But my forced nonjudgment about this really needs its own word. Begrimaced? Bittersad?

http://kotaku.com/5409877/the-one-ab...le+Feedfetcher

caveman-jim · Nov 21, 2009, 04:45 PM

Pr3tty F1y · Nov 21, 2009, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by caveman-jim

Thought the exact same thing. That pic summed it up perfectly.

**andyfowler** · Nov 21, 2009, 04:53 PM

DaJMasta · Nov 21, 2009, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by andyfowler

I'm surprised the skirt is still on

Guybo · Nov 21, 2009, 09:06 PM

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this is in fact the most pathetic thing I've ever heard

FTFY

OzzieBloke · Nov 21, 2009, 09:20 PM

He married... a videogame character.

A... videogame character.

Videogame....

V...

*facepalms*

Just because "vagina" and "videogame" start with the same letter...

I don't know. Dyslexia is a curse...

night · Nov 21, 2009, 10:23 PM

at least a mannequin can have a hole

aRandomRobot · Nov 21, 2009, 10:59 PM

WTF!?!?!

I was really hoping before I clicked that it would be an Onion article.

javiermq · Nov 21, 2009, 11:18 PM

Well, for a videogame character, he could have done worse, I mean, Princess Peach, Ms. PacMan, Zelda...

FrAg Of FuRy · Nov 22, 2009, 12:16 AM

javiermq · Nov 22, 2009, 12:21 AM

Maybe he was fed up with all the bullshifting involved in the whole dating ritual, men and women and their bullshifting standards, and just said f-it, the 2d wh0re won't complain.

nrs421 · Nov 22, 2009, 06:43 AM

didn't someone else do it earlier this year?

OzzieBloke · Nov 22, 2009, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by nrs421

didn't someone else do it earlier this year?

Some japanese guy married a cartoon character. That's even worse than this, since at least this guy can tell his video game partner what to do.

Those crazy japanese. First Kamikazes, then tentacle pron, now this. What'll those guys come up with next?

ZeeM · Nov 22, 2009, 08:05 AM

This is japan we're talking about, doesn't surprise me at all

Lunar Wolf · Nov 22, 2009, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by andyfowler

Actually that looks really really comfortable

badboy · Nov 22, 2009, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by OzzieBloke

Some japanese guy married a cartoon character. That's even worse than this, since at least this guy can tell his video game partner what to do.

Those crazy japanese. First Kamikazes, then tentacle pron, now this. What'll those guys come up with next?

heeeeey! tentacle porn was something good

Sundance Kid V2 · Nov 22, 2009, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by nrs421

didn't someone else do it earlier this year?

Thinking the same...

soylent · Nov 22, 2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by OzzieBloke

He married... a videogame character.

A... videogame character.

Videogame....

V...

*facepalms*

Just because "vagina" and "videogame" start with the same letter...

I don't know. Dyslexia is a curse...

It's somehow still not quite as sad as that guy who married his horse... but at least the horse had a vagina...

OzzieBloke · Nov 22, 2009, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by soylent

It's somehow still not quite as sad as that guy who married his horse... but at least the horse had a vagina...

Not to mention, was alive, and at least has some capacity to generate an emotional response and reciprocate in that fashion. That's not quite enough for me to want to marry a horse though.

dreamwalker · Nov 22, 2009, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by OzzieBloke

Not to mention, was alive, and at least has some capacity to generate an emotional response and reciprocate in that fashion. That's not quite enough for me to want to marry a horse though.

She read your post, and I've been having to console her all night out in the barn. She had the wedding planned, and was prepared to haul the carriage

OzzieBloke · Nov 22, 2009, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dreamwalker

She read your post, and I've been having to console her all night out in the barn. She had the wedding planned, and was prepared to haul the carriage

I told her a dozen times, it was just a fling! A one-night stand. She got her carrots...

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javiermq Rage3D Veteran Join Date: May 2008 Location: peru Posts: 3,317	Maybe he was fed up with all the bullshifting involved in the whole dating ritual, men and women and their bullshifting standards, and just said f-it, the 2d wh0re won't complain. __________________ *My 30 level compilation levels for Rise of the Triad!* http://tiny.cc/gTMBf --- 02:55 Mackey-IW No, PC has custom stuff like mouse control, text chat in game, and graphics settings. Steam's Logic on currency: $1 =€1 The euro is just a european version of the dollar! ITS TEH SAME THING!!

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