So a random girl gave me her number tonight at the bar...

voodoo1 · Nov 19, 2009, 12:22 AM

She gave me her number and then walked off. When should I call her? She was a hot lil thing, too. I can't believe I'm asking for your opinions on this lol.

OzzieBloke · Nov 19, 2009, 12:23 AM

Never.

DorXtar · Nov 19, 2009, 12:23 AM

You better carry cash.

FrAg Of FuRy · Nov 19, 2009, 12:26 AM

Call her tomorrow after work, ask her what she's doing this weekend. Perfect set-up.

In other words, do the opposite of me. I'd of followed her home tonight, thrown her a beatin and laid some pipe work inside her.

vertual · Nov 19, 2009, 12:26 AM

Investigate her past using the internet.

voodoo1 · Nov 19, 2009, 12:28 AM

You got to realize that this is a small town country dive bar I go to. She had a sugar glider between her tits. It was her pet.

As long as that thing dont' start tickling my ******* if we are ****ing I don't see whats wrong with going on a date.

DorXtar · Nov 19, 2009, 12:31 AM

Hey.. I'm going to Knoxville on the 25th of next month to drop off some gifts to some people that have been good because I'm the mexican santa claus.

FrAg Of FuRy · Nov 19, 2009, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by voodoo1

You got to realize that this is a small town country dive bar I go to. She had a sugar glider between her tits. It was her pet.

As long as that thing dont' start tickling my ******* if we are ****ing I don't see whats wrong with going on a date.

After receiving this information - do exactly what I would do. She'd probably be into it.

biscuitownz · Nov 19, 2009, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DorXtar

Hey.. I'm going to Knoxville on the 25th of next month to drop off some gifts to some people that have been good because I'm the mexican santa claus.

bete · Nov 19, 2009, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by FrAg Of FuRy

Call her tomorrow after work, ask her what she's doing this weekend. Perfect set-up.

In other words, do the opposite of me. I'd of followed her home tonight and jerk off outside her home

fix't for truth

voodoo1 · Nov 19, 2009, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrAg Of FuRy

After receiving this information - do exactly what I would do. She'd probably be into it.

Man you crack me up. I wont lie sometimes you disturb me lol.

vertual · Nov 19, 2009, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by voodoo1

You got to realize that this is a small town country dive bar I go to. She had a sugar glider between her tits. It was her pet.

As long as that thing dont' start tickling my ******* if we are ****ing I don't see whats wrong with going on a date.

Then why aren't you eating her ***** right now? Someone posted a tutorial on it.

squid · Nov 19, 2009, 02:04 AM

hit that ****, stat.
but only once, and use a condom.

riho · Nov 19, 2009, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squid

hit that ****, stat.
but only once, and use a condom.

On your head.

DewFuel · Nov 19, 2009, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squid

hit that ****, stat.
but only once, and use a condom.

This. You gotta wrap it up, cuz you know she did the same trick with 10 other guys that same night.

shockwave · Nov 19, 2009, 11:33 AM

If you need advice for making a simple phone call, your first date is going to be epic fail.

Alientank · Nov 19, 2009, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riho

On your head.

CyanBlues · Nov 19, 2009, 12:03 PM

it's a manshe

nrs421 · Nov 19, 2009, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CyanBlues

it's a manshe

it was Vazel

Drakii · Nov 19, 2009, 01:10 PM

Step 1: Make sure she's not a stripper
Step 2: Call her to re-verify she's not a stripper.. also make sure she isn't a walmart cashier

Step 3: Go out with her.. dhitb
Step 4: ??? profit

Treeckcold57 · Nov 19, 2009, 01:13 PM

FrAg Of FuRy · Nov 19, 2009, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drakii

Step 1: Make sure she's not a stripper
Step 2: Call her to re-verify she's not a stripper.. also make sure she isn't a walmart cashier

Step 3: Go out with her.. dhitb
Step 4: ??? profit

Who cares if she's a stripper? The guy wants to lay pipe, not get married. Unless she's a tranny, go for it. And even then....there's always doggy.

huskylord · Nov 19, 2009, 01:40 PM

Voodoo1 is now sugar glider approved

curio · Nov 19, 2009, 02:00 PM

You don't wanna meet a chick at a bar man. You gotta go spin class, a farmer's market, or a pumpkin patch... given the time of year.

Trust me, I met my ex-wife in a bar. She's a whore. On our wedding night, we had, uh, group sex - though I wasn't involved - but I could hear it through the walls. She sounded amazing. And then it was exactly 23 months later that I discovered her on the streets and found out she was an actual whore.

acroig · Nov 19, 2009, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by FrAg Of FuRy

Who cares if she's a stripper? The guy wants to lay pipe, not get married. Unless she's a tranny, go for it. And even then....there's always doggy.

LMAO!

pixie69 · Nov 19, 2009, 02:06 PM

Um yeah, I'm currently chewing my food, do you guys think I should swallow too?

This is a rhetorical question I hope.

mbeeston · Nov 19, 2009, 02:10 PM

ask her if she has a price list

huskylord · Nov 19, 2009, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by curio

You don't wanna meet a chick at a bar man. You gotta go spin class, a farmer's market, or a pumpkin patch... given the time of year.

Trust me, I met my ex-wife in a bar. She's a whore. On our wedding night, we had, uh, group sex - though I wasn't involved - but I could hear it through the walls. She sounded amazing. And then it was exactly 23 months later that I discovered her on the streets and found out she was an actual whore.

This thread is now about Curio's ex-wife

caveman-jim · Nov 19, 2009, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by voodoo1

She gave me her number and then walked off. When should I call her? She was a hot lil thing, too. I can't believe I'm asking for your opinions on this lol.

Call her tonight, set a day time date this weekend (like saturday lunch, or afternoon activity) where you can call it quits before the evening or continue on.

Quote:

Originally Posted by curio

You don't wanna meet a chick at a bar man. You gotta go spin class, a farmer's market, or a pumpkin patch... given the time of year.

Trust me, I met my ex-wife in a bar. She's a whore. On our wedding night, we had, uh, group sex - though I wasn't involved - but I could hear it through the walls. She sounded amazing. And then it was exactly 23 months later that I discovered her on the streets and found out she was an actual whore.

Whoa. Bad Experience Was Bad.

badboy · Nov 19, 2009, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by curio

You don't wanna meet a chick at a bar man. You gotta go spin class, a farmer's market, or a pumpkin patch... given the time of year.

Trust me, I met my ex-wife in a bar. She's a whore. On our wedding night, we had, uh, group sex - though I wasn't involved - but I could hear it through the walls. She sounded amazing. And then it was exactly 23 months later that I discovered her on the streets and found out she was an actual whore.

I thought I had bad experiances with girls

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Nov 19, 2009, 12:28 AM	#6
voodoo1 Proud OIF Veteran Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 1,342	You got to realize that this is a small town country dive bar I go to. She had a sugar glider between her tits. It was her pet. As long as that thing dont' start tickling my ***** if we are **ing I don't see whats wrong with going on a date. __________________ Intel Core 2 Quad Q9550 @ Stock EVGA nForce 780i FTW SLI Motherboard 2x BFG GeForce GTX 275 OC SLI @ Stock 8GB (2x2GB) Corsair Dominator 1066mhz RAM 5-5-5-15 @ 2.1V Onboard sound/LAN Windows 7 Home Edition Hannspree 24.6in Flatscreen

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DorXtar mildly retarded Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: REPUBLI FRIENDS!!! Posts: 18,473	Hey.. I'm going to Knoxville on the 25th of next month to drop off some gifts to some people that have been good because I'm the mexican santa claus. __________________ Treat the cause, not the symptom. [Honda] - Low maintenance vehicles, [H]igh maintenance people.™ KNOCKING

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