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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:31 PM   #1
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Remember this story? There's the end result. Primates suck.
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:44 PM   #2
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Poor woman is messed up bad. Hope i never tick off a chimp.
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:44 PM   #3
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Even if she isn't feeling well, Nash said she pushes herself to go for a walk during the day. She wears a veil so she doesn't scare people and to avoid insults.

Insults??? Man, I can't imagine the type of person that would insult some poor maimed person. I can imagine kicking their ass around on the sidewalk while asking what the hell is wrong with the the insensitive jerk.
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:48 PM   #4
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Kids most likely would insult her. You gonna beat up a 10 year old? Anyways, that's tragic, but I've read chimps in general are retardedly strong for their size, a small one can be stronger than a pro bodybuilder.
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:57 PM   #5
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Anyways, that's tragic, but I've read chimps in general are retardedly strong for their size, a small one can be stronger than a pro bodybuilder.
Yeah and Travis wasn't even small.

"I'm the same person I've always been," she said. "I just look different."

Her daughter is a high school senior and Nash said she's sorry they can't spend more time together. She said she would like to have helped her daughter pick out a prom dress.

"I know she misses me," Nash said. "I miss her, too."

Nash said she is feeling stronger and healthier. She said she's always been a strong person and liked to be alone, but since the attack that has changed.
"I want to be independent," Nash said. "But I don't want to be alone anymore. It's scary."

That's sad. I hope she has a strong, caring family.
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 09:05 PM   #6
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If it's not a cat or a cute dog, I'm not gonna be near it. Risk > reward.

Ok, maybe a panda.
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 09:06 PM   #7
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I have never for the life of me ever liked primates
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 09:15 PM   #8
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 09:36 PM   #9
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I'm surprised plastic surgery wasn't the first go-to option. She may have had some done, especially on the eye areas, but modern reconstructive surgery, while expensive, can really work visual miracles.


Honestly.... it takes a fair amount of courage (perhaps stubbornness or foolhardiness, I won't decide) to not have plastic surgery after being disfigured like that.




Oh and I like how they were talking about reporters wanting to get a picture of her in the video, but the video was like 10 seconds long, so it really was only a picture.
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 09:43 PM   #10
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Kids most likely would insult her. You gonna beat up a 10 year old?
This is bete you're asking, he'd probably backhand a kitten if it looked at him wrong.


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This.

Which is why I don't care if they go extinct or not.
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Me neither. Especially chimps, I wouldn't care if they became extinct. I don't mind any other animals, but I can't ****ing stand chimps.
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FFS. Yet another one of those stories that puts everything into perspective.
Those chimps ****ing scare me. I have heard stories of them ripping off peoples noses, ears, fingers - they like to fight dirty.

Very sad.
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There's that one story of the chimps who ripped off 2 men's penises. I think they were taxi drivers or something.
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That's right guys. Blame a wild animal with retard strength for doing what it does naturally to ignorant humans who keep them in captivity.
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That's right guys. Blame a wild animal with retard strength for doing what it does naturally to ignorant humans who keep them in captivity.
I don't think we are blaming it. I just think a lot of people hate chimps/monkeys/apes.
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Kids most likely would insult her. You gonna beat up a 10 year old? Anyways, that's tragic, but I've read chimps in general are retardedly strong for their size, a small one can be stronger than a pro bodybuilder.
Yeah, they have retard strength, not unlike most human bodybuilders.
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I don't think we are blaming it. I just think a lot of people hate chimps/monkeys/apes.
I'm biased I guess. Looking into the face of a chimp is like looking into our biological past. It hurts me to see wild animals have to be put down, or at the least chastised in the media, for simply doing what the do naturally.
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Chimps are routinely mutilated and murdered by hu-mans. The reverse is an oddity but people are not so much shocked as galled. How dare they harm one of us!
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Yeah, they have retard strength, not unlike most human bodybuilders.
Actually on show days bodybuilders are so weak a normal person would have no problem kicking their ass.
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Not all bodybuilders are that strong either since they don't train for strength. Certainly not as strong as powerlifters.
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i'd imagine they'd have an insane grip due to normally climbing trees. It also is probably an advantage to basically have 4 arms.

after a little research it looks like chimps are about 3-4 times as strong per lb as humans.

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There's that one story of the chimps who ripped off 2 men's penises. I think they were taxi drivers or something.
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The end thing to get out of this is not to keep chimps in your house. Especially morbidly obese ones that have to take Xanax... Which just leads further evidence to the fact that chimps shouldn't kept as pets. If they need to be on anti-anxiety meds in order for keeping them as a pet to work, you know maybe its a bad idea. Can't in any way blame the chimp for this.

Also supposedly the owner would give the chimp wine too. Maybe he (the chimp) was just an angry drunk/benzo user? Not too different from some humans then.
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I'm biased I guess. Looking into the face of a chimp is like looking into our biological past. It hurts me to see wild animals have to be put down, or at the least chastised in the media, for simply doing what the do naturally.
Then you should feel bad every time you use some sort of antimicrobial product, as they can be viewed as remnants as our biological past as well. I can't really say I dislike any other animal or organism more than chimps.

For some reason, I find most baboons and apes slightly more tolerable and I quite frankly like lemurs and tarsiers. So I don't hate all primates, but for some reason chimps just suck. Stomp those ****ers out with a boot.
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Then you should feel bad every time you use some sort of antimicrobial product, as they can be viewed as remnants as our biological past as well. I can't really say I dislike any other animal or organism more than chimps.

For some reason, I find most baboons and apes slightly more tolerable and I quite frankly like lemurs and tarsiers. So I don't hate all primates, but for some reason chimps just suck. Stomp those ****ers out with a boot.
Apes and baboons will ****ing eat you. Bonobos are the only cool ones.
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Apes and baboons will ****ing eat you. Bonobos are the only cool ones.
I didn't say I wanted to be around any of them Just take Koala Bears. Sure they're cute, but they're ornery little bastards and will **** you up
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