How I met Frag of Fury.

ThirdEye · Nov 6, 2009, 04:59 AM

It was late at night and I was gassing up. Deserted area. Another car pulled in, a dude with a baseball cap stepped out. We exchanged brief eye contact and continued as if nothing. Something made me take another look because I thought I already saw this person before somewhere. I noticed that he was bald and he had a goatee. As I was thinking of where I knew this person from, he looked right back at me and looked what I might have. After pro longed staring I said "So, I hear erotic asphyxiation is the big rage". He smiled, still not entirely sure, and said "No way, turd eye?"

We started to laugh, approached each other and shook hands. After getting over the dreamlike feeling, I noticed some small dark red stains on his lower left cheek.

"Hey you got something" pointing on myself where his stains were. He lightly smudged them off and looked at his finger tips. Frozen by his own sight, I took a closer look and it looked like blood smudges. A smile quickly grew on my face "Is business good Frag?" He leaned back and said "Hey it's not like that"

It is no business of mine though
Alright how much you want? And be reasonable
It's cool man I don't want anything
Seriously, I got some dough off tonight's one
Well if you insist

I was rewarded nicely, a bloody ring was thrown in as well! We parted ways and as I watched him drive off I thought to myself "That's why he likes America's Most Wanted, he probably laughs at Walsh, thinking how he'll never be caught but also keeps an eye out if ever a sketch of him pops up. That guy is a hero to all"

**Pirate Neilsouth** · Nov 6, 2009, 05:10 AM

uhhhhh Interesting story... i think

genci88 · Nov 6, 2009, 05:27 AM

I was waiting for the part where you're pleasuring each other with hot steamy buttsecz. Why did you choose to omit the manches?

**Pirate Neilsouth** · Nov 6, 2009, 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genci88

I was waiting for the part where you are pleasuring each other with hot steamy buttsecz. Why did you choose to omit the manches?

Maybe ThirdEye prefers someone else on Rage3D

genci88 · Nov 6, 2009, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Pirate Neilsouth

Maybe ThirdEye prefers someone else on Rage3D

Nah. He dreams of a fivesome with monkeydust, doozer, sundance kid, and lumpyhed so exclusivity is not exactly one of his traits...

Pretty sure monkeydust wouldn't mind if he was ****ing with Frag behind his back. Dunno about the others.

monkeydust · Nov 6, 2009, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genci88

Pretty sure monkeydust wouldn't mind if he was ****ing with Frag behind his back. Dunno about the others.

lumpyhed · Nov 6, 2009, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genci88

Nah. He dreams of a fivesome with monkeydust, doozer, sundance kid, and lumpyhed so exclusivity is not exactly one of his traits...

Pretty sure monkeydust wouldn't mind if he was ****ing with Frag behind his back. Dunno about the others.

I'll have you know me and doozer are worth 10 men of manches with our talents combined.

acroig · Nov 6, 2009, 10:11 AM

LMAO!

Sundance Kid V2 · Nov 6, 2009, 12:32 PM

FrAg Of FuRy · Nov 6, 2009, 12:42 PM

That was great!

(And by great I mean when this all took place several months back

)

Sundance Kid V2 · Nov 6, 2009, 12:49 PM

Where did my dead hooker gone... ? I left here next to my pc...

FrAg Of FuRy · Nov 6, 2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundance Kid V2

Where did my dead hooker gone... ? I left here next to my pc...

I once stabbed a hooker in the vagina for touching my pc. I said "You can permanently leave whatever you have on my penis, but I'll be damned if bugs will crawl on my case", and then BOOM! I sliced and diced her.

No one touches my baby, no one.

€L1T€ · Nov 6, 2009, 01:25 PM

whoever this guy is with the baseball bat sounds like a right clown , i'd have pulled out a crowbar and gone gordon freeman on his ass!

FrAg Of FuRy · Nov 6, 2009, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThirdEye

baseball cap

Quote:

Originally Posted by €L1T€

whoever this guy is with the baseball bat sounds like a right clown , i'd have pulled out a crowbar and gone gordon freeman on his ass!

Perky McGiggles · Nov 6, 2009, 03:29 PM

He read a different story than the rest of us.

genci88 · Nov 6, 2009, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeydust

Oh you do mind. Sorry bout that.

monkeydust · Nov 6, 2009, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genci88

Oh you do mind. Sorry bout that.

-n7- · Nov 7, 2009, 12:20 AM

Cool story, brah.

OzzieBloke · Nov 7, 2009, 10:41 AM

I am confused and disturbed by this thread.

Dr. Zhivago · Nov 7, 2009, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzzieBloke

I am confused and disturbed by this thread.

Doozer · Nov 7, 2009, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzzieBloke

I am confused and disturbed by this thread.

and aroused

JadeDragon · Nov 7, 2009, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzzieBloke

I am confused that i wasn't included in this "Behind the Green Door" meeting and disturbed that this thread was created to tease me.

*Fixed*

FrAg Of FuRy · Nov 7, 2009, 03:15 PM

I've pleasured myself to this thread several times now reading a line and then looking at this pic back and fourth

ThirdEye · Nov 7, 2009, 11:01 PM

this thread makes me happy

voodoo1 · Nov 8, 2009, 01:18 AM

ice · Nov 8, 2009, 01:27 AM

You're quite the hairless fella aren't you ThirdEye? I didn't think anyone here had less facial hair than I do.

ThirdEye · Nov 8, 2009, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ice

You're quite the hairless fella aren't you ThirdEye? I didn't think anyone here had less facial hair than I do.

What can I say, I'm clearly a degenerate. I've got plenty of hair in places that never see the sun though. I could shave my pubes and implant them on my face, maybe get a unibrow going.

ice · Nov 8, 2009, 02:39 AM

My eyeballs grow hair.

ThirdEye · Nov 8, 2009, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ice

My eyeballs grow hair.

That reminds me of my great grand-father.

Back in soviet russia, I had these relatives that lived away from the city in a small village. One of those relatives was my great grand-father. Every week he had his wife yank out a single hair from the back of his throat with tweezers. I saw all this, apparently it's possible for a fallen hair, like from an eyebrow, to grow if it gets stuck there.

FrAg Of FuRy · Nov 8, 2009, 03:01 AM

What's the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker?

Jello wiggles when you eat it

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ThirdEye Sippin' on some sizurp! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: 202 555 1030 Posts: 7,702	How I met Frag of Fury. It was late at night and I was gassing up. Deserted area. Another car pulled in, a dude with a baseball cap stepped out. We exchanged brief eye contact and continued as if nothing. Something made me take another look because I thought I already saw this person before somewhere. I noticed that he was bald and he had a goatee. As I was thinking of where I knew this person from, he looked right back at me and looked what I might have. After pro longed staring I said "So, I hear erotic asphyxiation is the big rage". He smiled, still not entirely sure, and said "No way, turd eye?" We started to laugh, approached each other and shook hands. After getting over the dreamlike feeling, I noticed some small dark red stains on his lower left cheek. "Hey you got something" pointing on myself where his stains were. He lightly smudged them off and looked at his finger tips. Frozen by his own sight, I took a closer look and it looked like blood smudges. A smile quickly grew on my face "Is business good Frag?" He leaned back and said "Hey it's not like that" It is no business of mine though Alright how much you want? And be reasonable It's cool man I don't want anything Seriously, I got some dough off tonight's one Well if you insist I was rewarded nicely, a bloody ring was thrown in as well! We parted ways and as I watched him drive off I thought to myself "That's why he likes America's Most Wanted, he probably laughs at Walsh, thinking how he'll never be caught but also keeps an eye out if ever a sketch of him pops up. That guy is a hero to all" __________________ alrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightal rightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalright

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Nov 6, 2009, 05:27 AM	#3
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Nov 6, 2009, 05:10 AM	#2
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Nov 7, 2009, 11:01 PM	#24
ThirdEye Sippin' on some sizurp! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: 202 555 1030 Posts: 7,702	this thread makes me happy __________________ alrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightal rightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalright

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